All public bathrooms should have some kind of music

[thekavorka]

I don't care what the music is. I don't want to be in a stall trying to take a shit, and having to listen to the guy in the stall next to me making weird bowel noises.

I think some form of sound or music can drown those fart and poop sounds out. I think this is a pretty simple solution to a huge problem.

Of course, there are logistics involved in getting music in the bathrooms. It's probably not possible for ALL public restrooms to get music, but I'm sure an office building or something can afford it.

[brawndolicious]

I think some office buildings do that.

One time I was in a stall pissing and this guy busts into the bathroom and runs to the handicap stall (nearest one), loudly flings down his pants, lets out a huge shit-fart and "ahhh" at the same time.  I don't think he noticed me.  I quickly washed my hands while he was thanking the lord.

[bud]

they should remove all the drawn flies in the urinals. it's not like i can't aim, fuckers.

[MrAngryFace]

Great idea. Im gonna put a laptop in my bathroom playing 'Taking Care of Business' 24/7

[CajoleJuice]

[thekavorka]

Great idea. Im gonna put a laptop in my bathroom playing 'Taking Care of Business' 24/7

 

that reminds me, i dont want to see anyone bring anything in to the stall. thats disgusting. I can't believe people bring books or newspapers into the stall. that thing is tainted for life (like when George Costanza tried to bring that book into the bathroom). hell, i once heard someone talking on the cell phone while trying to take a shit. that's fucked up.

[drohne]

all public restrooms should have porno music

for the greater convenience of republican congressmen

[aoi tsuki]

OTOH, taking a shit while listening to classical music piped in through good earbuds is amazing. You don't hear yourself shit, only the music. It makes shitting classy and fun.

[Yeti]

I have been in bathrooms where they played elevator music. I suppose they were pretty high-end though.