Author Topic: Do women really like bald men? (Read 12148 times)

Bacon · « **on:** October 06, 2006, 02:53:01 PM »

The other night I was watching Survivor Island with Bill Zane and Kelly Brook. She's like one of the hottest girls I've ever seen and she's getting married to that bald bastard IRL. It's not like he's THAT famous, so she might actually like him. I think she dated Jason Statham too, another baldy. Maybe it's just a fetish she has.

So should I shave my head?

Melissa · « **Reply #1 on:** October 06, 2006, 02:56:50 PM »

Username: Bacon

Tagline: "Has Good Taste"

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #2 on:** October 06, 2006, 03:00:48 PM »

Melissa is so hitting on you.

Bacon · « **Reply #3 on:** October 06, 2006, 03:02:08 PM »

Quote from: Willco on October 06, 2006, 03:00:48 PM

Melissa is so hitting on you.

Yeah, I'm pretty sure she wants to fuck.

Melissa · « **Reply #4 on:** October 06, 2006, 03:02:33 PM »

Quote from: Willco on October 06, 2006, 03:00:48 PM

Melissa is so hitting on you.

Wrong. I'm happily in love. I find Bacon's posts to be extremely vain.

Melissa · « **Reply #5 on:** October 06, 2006, 03:03:39 PM »

Quote from: Bacon on October 06, 2006, 03:02:08 PM

Yeah, I'm pretty sure she wants to fuck.

Quote from: Bacon on October 06, 2006, 02:53:01 PM

It's not like he's THAT famous, so she might actually like him.

No one wants to "fuck" someone with that mindset. sorry.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #6 on:** October 06, 2006, 03:04:25 PM »

Quote from: Melissa on October 06, 2006, 03:02:33 PM

Wrong. I'm happily in love. I find Bacon's posts to be extremely vain.

Jesus, Melissa, I was joking. Way to be a buzzkill!

Melissa · « **Reply #7 on:** October 06, 2006, 03:05:57 PM »

Quote from: Willco on October 06, 2006, 03:04:25 PM

Jesus, Melissa, I was joking. Way to be a buzzkill!

Sorry. I just get burnt on how vapid ~~everyone~~ most people come off on these videogame message boards.

Bacon · « **Reply #8 on:** October 06, 2006, 03:06:44 PM »

Quote from: Melissa on October 06, 2006, 03:02:33 PM

Quote from: Willco on October 06, 2006, 03:00:48 PM
Melissa is so hitting on you.
Wrong. I'm happily in love. I find Bacon's posts to be extremely vain.

Would you love him if he was bald?

Melissa · « **Reply #9 on:** October 06, 2006, 03:09:38 PM »

Quote from: Bacon on October 06, 2006, 03:06:44 PM

Would you love him if he was bald?

I don't even know who he is, and it really depends on what he's like. Finding someone "hot" is easy.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #10 on:** October 06, 2006, 03:17:45 PM »

Yeah, I mean, look at me.

Bacon · « **Reply #11 on:** October 06, 2006, 03:19:11 PM »

I didn't know Melissa was the bastion of morality and so kind hearted.

I always figured Willco got his girl because he was packing a monster in his pants.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #12 on:** October 06, 2006, 03:19:59 PM »

NO COMMENT.

Prost · « **Reply #13 on:** October 06, 2006, 03:30:21 PM »

It's not common.. but they do exist! someone I know just loves bald men. Her boyfriend is completely fully 100% bald and she for some reason just digs that. She's a pretty well-off lady too, who literally has a requirement for how much someone needs to have for a yearly salary before she dates them. And she makes about 150% of her stated requirement.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #14 on:** October 06, 2006, 03:33:52 PM »

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The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #15 on:** October 06, 2006, 03:34:41 PM »

Yeah, at least she's up front about being completely shallow!

brawndolicious · « **Reply #16 on:** October 06, 2006, 03:35:07 PM »

Are you white?

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #17 on:** October 06, 2006, 03:36:07 PM »

YES IM WHITE

Bacon · « **Reply #18 on:** October 06, 2006, 03:37:24 PM »

Me too.

If I shaved my head, it wouldn't be with a bic. I'd probably use an electric razor so I could look like the Mass Effect dude.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #19 on:** October 06, 2006, 03:39:01 PM »

Quote from: Willco on October 06, 2006, 03:36:07 PM

YES IM WHITE

I'm sorry.

Quote from: Bacon on October 06, 2006, 03:37:24 PM

Me too.
If I shaved my head, it wouldn't be with a bic. I'd probably use an electric razor so I could look like the Mass Effect dude.

That could work but get a five o'clock shadow.

Prost · « **Reply #20 on:** October 06, 2006, 03:42:40 PM »

Well I mean you can also look at her requirement in a different way. Someone with that yearly income obviously has already graduated from their college, or is very talented in what they do and did not need an education... and obviously works for a living. So they're motivated in life. I mean I don't think she really makes that money requirement for the money itself, because she makes well over it... I think she has the requirement just to sort of draw a simple line for guys she know will be motivated. She's 28 so... she's buckling down to start a family probably... I'm not positive on that, but it's my guess.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #21 on:** October 06, 2006, 03:44:05 PM »

That's kind of a load of crap. What about people who have professions that pay like shit? What, she's not going to date an elementary school teacher now?

Bacon · « **Reply #22 on:** October 06, 2006, 03:45:42 PM »

Quote from: am nintenho on October 06, 2006, 03:39:01 PM

Quote from: Willco on October 06, 2006, 03:36:07 PM
YES IM WHITE
I'm sorry.
Quote from: Bacon on October 06, 2006, 03:37:24 PM
Me too.
If I shaved my head, it wouldn't be with a bic. I'd probably use an electric razor so I could look like the Mass Effect dude.
That could work but get a five o'clock shadow.

I can't really grow a five o'clock shadow.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #23 on:** October 06, 2006, 03:47:35 PM »

Quote from: Bacon on October 06, 2006, 03:45:42 PM

I can't really grow a five o'clock shadow.

Well how many girls are attracted to hair anyways?

Prost · « **Reply #24 on:** October 06, 2006, 03:47:51 PM »

Quote from: Willco on October 06, 2006, 03:44:05 PM

That's kind of a load of crap. What about people who have professions that pay like shit? What, she's not going to date an elementary school teacher now?

that sentence sums it up. it's a load of crap.. but "kinda"

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #25 on:** October 06, 2006, 04:03:30 PM »

I've grown a goatee/stache lately because eventually I will start going bald, its in my family. When I do I would like something to help frame my face and add contrast, so thats really the purpose of the facial hair. Beards on balding men look weird so I went with something a little less there but still striking.

Wobedraggled · « **Reply #26 on:** October 06, 2006, 05:34:10 PM »

Bald is fuck sexy

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #27 on:** October 06, 2006, 05:34:50 PM »

OR SCARY!

Bacon · « **Reply #28 on:** October 06, 2006, 07:04:23 PM »

Billy Zane has more hair than Wobe.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #29 on:** October 06, 2006, 07:27:35 PM »

Quote from: Melissa on October 06, 2006, 03:05:57 PM

Quote from: Willco on October 06, 2006, 03:04:25 PM
Jesus, Melissa, I was joking. Way to be a buzzkill!
Sorry. I just get burnt on how vapid ~~everyone~~ most people come off on these videogame message boards.

So do I.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #30 on:** October 06, 2006, 08:39:51 PM »

I used to have the whole backstreet boy poofy hair thing going on when I was in middle school...

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #31 on:** October 06, 2006, 08:41:00 PM »

taco.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #32 on:** October 06, 2006, 08:43:28 PM »

Quote from: The Dark Shake on October 06, 2006, 08:41:00 PM

taco.

Prost · « **Reply #33 on:** October 06, 2006, 09:00:29 PM »

Quote from: Melissa on October 06, 2006, 03:05:57 PM

Quote from: Willco on October 06, 2006, 03:04:25 PM
Jesus, Melissa, I was joking. Way to be a buzzkill!
Sorry. I just get burnt on how vapid ~~everyone~~ most people come off on these videogame message boards.

1. lacking or having lost life, sharpness, or flavor; insipid; flat: vapid tea.

Hey now... save that crap for OA.

Polari · « **Reply #34 on:** October 06, 2006, 09:39:21 PM »

He was pretty hot in Twin Peaks. That was 15 years ago though.

Catz · « **Reply #35 on:** October 07, 2006, 01:29:47 AM »

The only balding man I find attractive is Christopher Meloni from Law and Order SVU and OZ. It's more like a receding hairline and not full-on balding. He's hawt.

http://moa.fezocaonline.com/archives/meloni_oz.jpg
***oops hehe, there's some nudity in that one, watch out

first google image that popped up though!

Oh and even though he's not really sexy per say, Patrick Stewart is waaaaaay cool.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #36 on:** October 07, 2006, 01:37:21 AM »

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Catz · « **Reply #37 on:** October 07, 2006, 02:08:13 AM »

Only in a starfleet uniform

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #38 on:** October 07, 2006, 02:19:22 AM »

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Catz · « **Reply #39 on:** October 07, 2006, 02:26:06 AM »

etiolate · « **Reply #40 on:** October 07, 2006, 02:30:15 AM »

patrick stewart is way seckzi

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #41 on:** October 07, 2006, 03:09:11 AM »

Quote from: BlueTsunami on October 06, 2006, 08:39:51 PM

I used to have the whole backstreet boy poofy hair thing going on when I was in middle school...

New pedo emoticon? I think so.

CrystalGemini · « **Reply #42 on:** October 07, 2006, 03:57:12 AM »

Quote from: Catz on October 07, 2006, 01:29:47 AM

The only balding man I find attractive is Christopher Meloni from Law and Order SVU and OZ. It's more like a receding hairline and not full-on balding. He's hawt.

WHAT ABOUT JUDE LAW!?

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #43 on:** October 07, 2006, 03:58:11 AM »

OH SHI --

I MEAN

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #44 on:** October 07, 2006, 04:00:28 AM »

Quote from: CajoleJuice on October 07, 2006, 03:09:11 AM

Quote from: BlueTsunami on October 06, 2006, 08:39:51 PM
I used to have the whole backstreet boy poofy hair thing going on when I was in middle school...

New pedo emoticon? I think so.

Noooooo

I'm 13 Years old there though! I should be the one getting touched by my super hot middle aged History teacher <3

Bacon · « **Reply #45 on:** October 07, 2006, 11:25:06 AM »

Quote from: Catz on October 07, 2006, 01:29:47 AM

The only balding man I find attractive is Christopher Meloni from Law and Order SVU and OZ. It's more like a receding hairline and not full-on balding. He's hawt.

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(Image removed from quote.)

http://moa.fezocaonline.com/archives/meloni_oz.jpg
***oops hehe, there's some nudity in that one, watch out first google image that popped up though!

Yeah, it was so hot watching him suck and fuck other men in Oz.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #46 on:** October 07, 2006, 11:28:50 AM »

Quote from: Bacon on October 07, 2006, 11:25:06 AM

Quote from: Catz on October 07, 2006, 01:29:47 AM
The only balding man I find attractive is Christopher Meloni from Law and Order SVU and OZ. It's more like a receding hairline and not full-on balding. He's hawt.

(Image removed from quote.)

(Image removed from quote.)

http://moa.fezocaonline.com/archives/meloni_oz.jpg
***oops hehe, there's some nudity in that one, watch out first google image that popped up though!

Yeah, it was so hot watching him suck and fuck other men in Oz.

Bacon · « **Reply #47 on:** October 07, 2006, 11:43:40 AM »

And who could forget Korben Dallas?

LiuKangBakingAPie · « **Reply #48 on:** October 08, 2006, 04:28:51 PM »

Bald only works if you're confident, look good already, and have an aura about you. If it implies wisdom and cool demeanor, it works. If it implies being a balding ugly shit with no signs of being experienced in life, it sucks.

Christopher · « **Reply #49 on:** October 08, 2006, 04:35:52 PM »

aka brocke.

Prost · « **Reply #50 on:** October 08, 2006, 04:38:13 PM »

Quote from: CrystalGemini on October 07, 2006, 03:57:12 AM

Quote from: Catz on October 07, 2006, 01:29:47 AM
The only balding man I find attractive is Christopher Meloni from Law and Order SVU and OZ. It's more like a receding hairline and not full-on balding. He's hawt.
WHAT ABOUT JUDE LAW!?
(Image removed from quote.)

he's not "hot" he's just "cute."

That's like trying to make the argument that Orlando Bloom is sexy. ;P

Homemade Milk · « **Reply #51 on:** October 08, 2006, 04:58:13 PM »

....lol. no.

Bacon · « **Reply #52 on:** October 08, 2006, 04:58:37 PM »

Jude Law is a scumbag.

Ecrofirt · « **Reply #53 on:** October 08, 2006, 05:08:55 PM »

Quote from: MrAngryFace on October 06, 2006, 05:34:50 PM

OR SCARY!

very scary

Bacon · « **Reply #54 on:** October 08, 2006, 05:19:55 PM »

Looks like a mouth full of Cheeto's.

Ecrofirt · « **Reply #55 on:** October 08, 2006, 05:22:10 PM »

Quote from: Bacon on October 08, 2006, 05:19:55 PM

Looks like a mouth full of Cheeto's.

Ew, Cheeto mouth.

What woman wants a guy with cheeto mouth? Yuck.

Wobedraggled · « **Reply #56 on:** October 09, 2006, 08:26:23 PM »

Quote from: Ecrofirt on October 08, 2006, 05:08:55 PM

Quote from: MrAngryFace on October 06, 2006, 05:34:50 PM
OR SCARY!
very scary
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Author Topic: Do women really like bald men? (Read 12148 times)