Just woke up from some deep ass sleep, almost aware that I was dreaming but couldn't do shit. Your probably not going to read all of it but I guess its cool to keep it down since it'll help me remember...
I dreamt I was in some weird containment area with white floors and barriers. The barriers look like the type that separate both sides of a highway and lots of file cabinets all positioned in a way to create isles throughout this massive place. Inside this containment area were two zombies and not traditional ones but really fast ones like in 28 Days later but they looked normal!
So here I am running away from these things, almost playfully no feeling of danger. One of the zombies is some middle aged chunky lady, I don't know who the fuck that was but the other was a cute petite girl from my job. I then reach the center of the place by jumping over a barrier (for some reason the zombies don't follow). I come to find out that the center is inhabited by people. They don't know what the fuck is going on either, one said he saw a broken Golden watch...sounded important to him. I end up running out again to the general direction he stated.
I then run almost half way around the center barrier and I'm cut off by the two zombies. I see theres a dark opening in the barrier and jump in. Apparently its a maze with the barriers becoming taller (probably 40 feet).
I then stay on the edge of the barrier and the cute petite zombie girl from my job looks at me from the brink. I know she can't cross it so I stand nearly face to face and start talking to her. Something about whats this all about, she says this is a sport, I figure theres rules to this sport which is why she can't jump over the barrier, she nods. I then start to get some sexy vibes from her and she licks my face. I ask her if she devours her game or do they turn them (to zombies). She said they can turn runners over but they devour them since two mouths are already too much to feed.
I then (with my apparent Spidey sense within the dream) sidestep into the barrier. The other zombie tried to get the jump on me from the back. I start running and the whole place is alien to me (apart from the place I was before). Real dark and freaky. I look up and see that I can Jackie Chan to the top of the barrier since barriers are so close together in this tunnel. I end up doing this and the fat chick zombie can't follow.
I get to the top and jump over to the outer wall. As I'm jumping I notice theres a buffer in between the wall and the tunnel I'm in thats pitch black (must be a deep drop). I lay on the outer wall peering down, no ones there. I hear some noises coming up from where I came, peer over and I see the cute petite zombie chick again. She jumps over to my side and straddles the wall like a horse (the barrier top is like 6 inches thick or something, so I'm laying down with my back to it and my legs hanging down). I lay in place, she inches towards me and climbs on top of me (don't worry people, this is a R rated dream but only due to violence). I look at her, she looks at me and she then proceeds to pull me to the side and we both fall into that dark pit. She then tells me to hold on to her and brace myself (where going to be hitting a pit of water) she can't swim either.
We both hit the water, she loops her arms around my arms (from the back) and I blindly swim around until I feel a wall. I start swimming along the wall until I hit the end and feel some ladder coming out. Climb it (with her still on my back) and get to some little latch opening. I open it up, we crawl in and she begins to laugh about some creature not getting to us that should have gotten to us (in the water). We both then hear splashing, she screams to close the latch, I do it as quick as possible. Right when I close the latch, something starts banging on it real hard for a while then slinks away.
We start crawling down this duct/passage, whatever it was and get to the end were theres another ladder leading up. We jump on, I state I can feel a cool breeze coming from below and figure theres another opening where that thing can get to so we start climbing up faster. We get to the top, open the manhole cover and we're in some laboratory. We look around, and see a doctor, his back to us, at some terminal. She states "its him" and walk to him. She turns him around and EATS HIS FACE. They both drop to the floor, I'm in shock, she gets up and walks to me with blood all over her mouth (like in the movies). I blink, she motions for us to go and the DREAM ENDS UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WHYYY.
What.THE.FUCK
