Chopin: Hello there. I’m Frederic. This is my dream.
Polka: lol, wut?
Allegretto: Mineral powder sucks let’s go complain.
Beat: I have a camera fetish.
Viola: I’m Viola. I like goats.
Allegretto: Do you like mineral powder?
Viola: No, mineral powder is yucky.
Polka: Lol, come with us then.
Tuba: No so fast!
Beat: Who are you!
Tuba: No one sees the Count. Scram!
Beat: Ow! Child abuse!
Allegretto: Now we’re in jail.
Salsa: Hi there. I’m the annoying character because I’m rude and had my English voice actor use a southern accent.
Beat: Hot….*drool*
Allegretto: lol, I forgot, I can break out of jail.
Polka: Hot….*drool*
Jazz: Hi. We’re the cool hip anime rebels. We hate mineral powder too. We’ll help you.
Falsetto: He’s hot.
Claves: He’s hot
Viola: He’s hot.
Tuba: Not so fast!
Beat: Crap….
Tuba: I will defeat you!
Allegretto: No you won’t
Tuba: You’re right! I’ll kill myself!
Beat: Wait!
Allegretto: Great, all that time leveling up those characters and now they’re gone.
Jazz: Since Chopin’s gone, I’ll take over as the smart influential adult character.
Allegretto: Oh by the way, you goy a spy.
Jazz: lol, wut?
Claves: I’m not the spy.
Rondo: Yes you are.
Claves: Crap. Now I’m dead. Or a least dying. I think. I mean, I just got stabbed, but I’m still talking and moving around. So, I mean, I must be dying. Or something. I’ll just talk a little bit more and then I’ll die. Wait. Wait. Wait for it. Now? No…….Now? Oh, ok. *dies*
Polka: So, now we switch from the good, leveled up characters to the crappy, haven’t been used for a whole chapter characters?
Chopin: Pretty much.
Crescendo: I’m Prince Crescendo. I’m by far the animest character in this game. This is my wife Serenade.
Serenade: I’m a spy.
Crescendo: She’s a spy.
Jazz: Let’s go kill Waltz.
Allegretto: It’ll be tough. He’s obviously the final boss.
Chopin: *cough cough *
Waltz: I’m the bad guy! I’m just a kid too but I’m BAD!
Allegretto: Alright everyone, get ready!
Waltz: Oh no! I’m dead?
Allegretto: Wait what? That’s it? Oh come on! Who’s the final boss then?
Chopin: *cough cough *
Legato: It’s me! It was me the whole time! Now I’ll transform into a Super Saiyan—I mean, I big dragon thing!
Jazz: Let’s follow him?
Allegretto: Really? I don’t think this is going to end well.
Legato: Oh no! I’m defeated!
Allegretto: Phew. Now the game’s over.
Chopin: Not so fast!
Allegretto: Oh great.
Chopin: I’ve been planning to betray you the whole time!
Jazz: Yeah, we know. This game couldn’t have a simple plot like Blue Dragon. It had to have some complex plot twists to confuse the player.
Allegretto: Whatever. Ok, let’s kill you.
Chopin: Oh noes! I’m dead. But that’s good….I think.
Polka: Well, I feel that not enough characters died in this game, so I’ll kill myself too.
Allegretto: No! Don’t! I heart you!
Doctor: Chopin time of death is two o'clock in the morning.
Wife: Wait, so what happened?
Doctor: What do you mean?
Wife: What happened to Polka? And for that matter, what happened to the conflict between Forte and Baroque? And what about all those dragon’s Waltz had? And was the Double Reed Tower really necessary?
Doctor: Probably not. We were high when we made this. Roll credits!
Chopin: Don’t worry, I wouldn’t screw you over that much. I’ll bring Polka back, she’ll marry Allegretto, have lots of babies, and live happily ever after. Until of course I die, in which case every character dies. LOL!
