Man, I keep on striking out when it comes to these girls...

[The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment]

YOU'RE NOT AS NICE AS YOUR CLEVER AVATAR SUGGESTS!  :'(

But you are as sad as yours led me to believe.  We're best friends.

THIS IS MY EMO MYSPACE SHOT, SO WHAT?! <3 and kisses.

[CrystalGemini]

Haha, I still don't know what to say when people ask me how we met, though.  When the two of us were in San Diego the other month, family relatives were like, "How did you meet?"

I'm like, "Uh, in a BOATING ACCIDENT.  Her ex-fiance was killed by a shark and sank her boat, with a swarm of hungry great whites circling her.  It was all but certain death and peril.  That's when I conicidentally was doing my weekly performing arts parasailing routine and saw her.  I swooped in, punched one of the sharks in the nose and saved her.  I managed to swim both her and myself to shore with my own strength."

"... psyche it was gaf lol."

o_O

[The Black Stallion]

Black Stallion, have you tried a bookstore?

During the Quiz Bowl state finals in MSU I was posted at the Barnes and Noble and met some really cool chicks. I really hope to go to State next year. The girls at my new job seem pretty cool with me, though. But they seem taken aback when they find out how young I am though