Author Topic: You Life Goals (laugh at hopeless members inside!) (Read 9136 times)

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **on:** October 06, 2006, 11:43:13 PM »

Evilbore, what are your own personal life goals... you know, the kind where, once completed, you could die happy? I'll go first:

1. Directing the Watchmen film adaptation

2. A twelve-hour steamy session with Jessica Alba

3. Getting Pheonix Dark laid.

Your turn.

Vizzys · « **Reply #1 on:** October 06, 2006, 11:45:45 PM »

I don't have any, maybe thats my problem.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #2 on:** October 06, 2006, 11:46:06 PM »

Quote from: Viz on October 06, 2006, 11:45:45 PM

I don't have any, maybe thats my problem.

^^^

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #3 on:** October 06, 2006, 11:46:33 PM »

lolz you should just kill yourselves now

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #4 on:** October 06, 2006, 11:47:07 PM »

fuck goals. I have my JIM BEAM and my KRAFTWERK.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #5 on:** October 06, 2006, 11:47:31 PM »

Quote from: The Dark Shake on October 06, 2006, 11:46:33 PM

lolz you should just kill yourselves now

That should be my life goal.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #6 on:** October 06, 2006, 11:48:09 PM »

Quote from: Drinky Crow on October 06, 2006, 11:47:07 PM

fuck goals. I have my JIM BEAM and my KRAFTWERK.

Quote from: The Dark Shake on October 06, 2006, 11:46:33 PM

lolz you should just kill yourself now

Quote from: The Dark Shake on October 06, 2006, 11:46:33 PM

lolz you should just kill yourself now

Quote from: The Dark Shake on October 06, 2006, 11:46:33 PM

lolz you should just kill yourself now

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #7 on:** October 06, 2006, 11:49:26 PM »

okay, I have a goal now: to fuck you in your urethra with a steel-wool q-tip.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #8 on:** October 06, 2006, 11:50:25 PM »

Quote from: Drinky Crow on October 06, 2006, 11:49:26 PM

okay, I have a goal now: to fuck you in your urethra with a steel-wool q-tip.

<Castellan> am nintenho and PhoenixDark like to DOCK
<TheDarkShake> :p
<Castellan> I'll dock with you

*** TheDarkShake is now known as TheDockedShake
<Castellan> haha
<TheDockedShake>

Boogie · « **Reply #9 on:** October 07, 2006, 12:30:45 AM »

become a husband and father.

You can see where I might be having trouble with this.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #10 on:** October 07, 2006, 12:31:46 AM »

Quote from: Boogie on October 07, 2006, 12:30:45 AM

become a husband and father.

You can see where I might be having trouble with this.

BABY STEPS LOLZ

Boogie · « **Reply #11 on:** October 07, 2006, 12:35:47 AM »

Quote from: CajoleJuice on October 07, 2006, 12:31:46 AM

Quote from: Boogie on October 07, 2006, 12:30:45 AM
become a husband and father.

You can see where I might be having trouble with this.
BABY STEPS LOLZ

workin' on it, lolz

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #12 on:** October 07, 2006, 12:43:24 AM »

I've noticed that my posts on this forum are exponentially more distinguished mentally-challenged than the ones over at GAF.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #13 on:** October 07, 2006, 12:48:52 AM »

conversely, gaf is exponentially more distinguished mentally-challenged than this forum

THERE IS BALANCE IN THE FORCE

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #14 on:** October 07, 2006, 12:56:43 AM »

Quote from: Drinky Crow on October 07, 2006, 12:48:52 AM

conversely, gaf is exponentially more distinguished mentally-challenged than this forum

THERE IS BALANCE IN THE FORCE

I AM THE CHOSEN ONE

I WILL RESTORE THE BALANCE

Vizzys · « **Reply #15 on:** October 07, 2006, 01:00:30 AM »

Quote from: CajoleJuice on October 07, 2006, 12:56:43 AM

Quote from: Drinky Crow on October 07, 2006, 12:48:52 AM
conversely, gaf is exponentially more distinguished mentally-challenged than this forum

THERE IS BALANCE IN THE FORCE
I AM THE CHOSEN ONE

I WILL RESTORE THE BALANCE

etiolate · « **Reply #16 on:** October 07, 2006, 01:55:42 AM »

ooooooooweeeeoooooooowwwwwweeeeeeeeeeeeeooooweeeowweeee

Catz · « **Reply #17 on:** October 07, 2006, 02:03:54 AM »

Quote from: Boogie on October 07, 2006, 12:30:45 AM

become a husband and father.

You can see where I might be having trouble with this.

Nice goals

I want similar. That and to retire early and sit back and play MMOs in my old age with Prost

Fatghost28 · « **Reply #18 on:** October 07, 2006, 02:08:18 AM »

Finish my CFA, do my Master's degree, buy a second house, move to China for a bit, retire by 2015, go back to school and start a new degree in the sciences, then go to med school, write a novel or two.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #19 on:** October 07, 2006, 03:13:26 AM »

What's a dock?

CrystalGemini · « **Reply #20 on:** October 07, 2006, 03:52:18 AM »

Wow, I guess I'm not the only one!

I want to have a family - to be a good mother and wife. True love. It sounds so simple, yet it may be one of the hardest things to achieve.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #21 on:** October 07, 2006, 03:53:27 AM »

Quote from: am nintenho on October 07, 2006, 03:13:26 AM

What's a dock?

Ask your mother when you get older.

etiolate · « **Reply #22 on:** October 07, 2006, 04:23:48 AM »

Shake knows all about docking parties.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #23 on:** October 07, 2006, 04:27:23 AM »

brawndolicious · « **Reply #24 on:** October 07, 2006, 04:32:54 AM »

I'll bring Phoenix, and we can take turns watching you host.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #25 on:** October 07, 2006, 04:39:12 AM »

Quote from: CrystalGemini on October 07, 2006, 03:52:18 AM

Wow, I guess I'm not the only one!

I want to have a family - to be a good mother and wife. True love. It sounds so simple, yet it may be one of the hardest things to achieve.

I think Willco's ears just perked up and hes starting to sweat profusely.

Thee Reverend Gary Davis · « **Reply #26 on:** October 07, 2006, 07:55:47 AM »

I want to learn how to play guitar. And stuff that makes me look like a good person too,

morphix · « **Reply #27 on:** October 07, 2006, 02:25:27 PM »

get down to 190lbs

get a nice motorcycle

buy a house like the one Jack O'Neill had on Stargate SG1

find a girl who will do sexy cosplay for me

Bacon · « **Reply #28 on:** October 07, 2006, 02:30:00 PM »

Get done with school and find a good paying job.

Fall in love.

That's about it. I don't really desire to get married or have kids, at least not for awhile. I just want to be happy and not have homework and shit to do every night.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #29 on:** October 07, 2006, 02:31:48 PM »

Quote from: Bacon on October 07, 2006, 02:30:00 PM

Get done with school and find a good paying job.

Fall in love.

That's about it. I don't really desire to get married or have kids, at least not for awhile. I just want to be happy and not have homework and shit to do every night.

Add these to my list as well.

Bacon · « **Reply #30 on:** October 07, 2006, 02:36:15 PM »

Get your own list shithead.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #31 on:** October 07, 2006, 02:39:05 PM »

Check the OP, shithead.

Boogie · « **Reply #32 on:** October 07, 2006, 03:21:43 PM »

Quote from: Ruzbeh on October 07, 2006, 02:57:46 PM

Become an actor.

ah, but the thing about being an actor/writer/artist, etc, is that you don't have to be successful to be one.

So you could say that you are an actor already.

Christopher · « **Reply #33 on:** October 07, 2006, 03:40:56 PM »

1.) Married

2.) Huge house

3.) Kids

4.) Make good money.

I'm simplistic.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #34 on:** October 07, 2006, 04:29:17 PM »

Quote from: The Dark Shake on October 06, 2006, 11:43:13 PM

Evilbore, what are your own personal life goals... you know, the kind where, once completed, you could die happy? I'll go first:

1. Directing the Watchmen film adaptation

2. A twelve-hour steamy session with Jessica Alba

3. Getting Pheonix Dark laid.

Your turn.

Hmm, let me see.

1. Finish school

2. Get a good paying job in business or law

3. Get a blowjob

Prost · « **Reply #35 on:** October 07, 2006, 04:34:32 PM »

To have kids, and become an engineer.

Then raise them well, teaching them good morals.

Save up a large amoutn of money, retire early, play MMOs with Denise in my old age. Then hopefully grandkids... then spoil the hell out of them.... and have a house large enough to house the whole family for every holiday till it's all over

Vizzys · « **Reply #36 on:** October 07, 2006, 04:35:55 PM »

Quote from: Prost on October 07, 2006, 04:34:32 PM

To have kids, and become an engineer.

Then raise them well, teaching them good morals.

Save up a large amoutn of money, retire early, play MMOs with Denise in my old age. Then hopefully grandkids... then spoil the hell out of them.... and have a house large enough to house the whole family for every holiday till it's all over

YOU BROKE THE 4TH WALL. NEVER BREAK THE FOURTH WALL.

Prost · « **Reply #37 on:** October 07, 2006, 04:50:55 PM »

Quote from: Viz on October 07, 2006, 04:35:55 PM

Quote from: Prost on October 07, 2006, 04:34:32 PM
To have kids, and become an engineer.

Then raise them well, teaching them good morals.

Save up a large amoutn of money, retire early, play MMOs with Denise in my old age. Then hopefully grandkids... then spoil the hell out of them.... and have a house large enough to house the whole family for every holiday till it's all over

YOU BROKE THE 4TH WALL. NEVER BREAK THE FOURTH WALL.

k you got me, what are you talking about

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #38 on:** October 07, 2006, 04:52:13 PM »

Quote from: Prost on October 07, 2006, 04:50:55 PM

Quote from: Viz on October 07, 2006, 04:35:55 PM
Quote from: Prost on October 07, 2006, 04:34:32 PM
To have kids, and become an engineer.

Then raise them well, teaching them good morals.

Save up a large amoutn of money, retire early, play MMOs with Denise in my old age. Then hopefully grandkids... then spoil the hell out of them.... and have a house large enough to house the whole family for every holiday till it's all over

YOU BROKE THE 4TH WALL. NEVER BREAK THE FOURTH WALL.
k you got me, what are you talking about

OMG NOW I KNOW CATZ REAL NAME

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #39 on:** October 07, 2006, 07:48:30 PM »

HAAAAAAY DENISE.

cloudwalking · « **Reply #40 on:** October 07, 2006, 08:40:15 PM »

Hmm... relationship-wise, I want to get married someday. I don't want kids... at least not anytime in the forseeable future. I was talking to a woman at work the other day who was only just having her first child at age 40, and I thought that is a good way to go about it.

Career-wise, I'd like to work with animals. I couldn't care less how much money I'd make because I know I'd love that sort of job. I'd like to get involved in zoology (ethology or cetology most of all)... I don't think veterinary medicine is for me. I'm not sure how I'll go about it just yet, I might end up back in school when I am back in the US, who knows.

Boogie · « **Reply #41 on:** October 07, 2006, 08:45:58 PM »

Quote from: cloudwalking on October 07, 2006, 08:40:15 PM

Hmm... relationship-wise, I want to get married someday. I don't want kids... at least not anytime in the forseeable future. I was talking to a woman at work the other day who was only just having her first child at age 40, and I thought that is a good way to go about it.

umm, not health-wise it isn't

Fatghost28 · « **Reply #42 on:** October 07, 2006, 09:46:05 PM »

I dunno Boogie, if every woman delayed having a child as long as possible, humans may end up a longer lived species with better health.

It certainly worked to improve longevity in fruit flies.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #43 on:** October 07, 2006, 10:07:15 PM »

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G The Resurrected · « **Reply #44 on:** October 07, 2006, 10:08:08 PM »

I just want a few small things

Loose the weight

Find love, marriage, happiness, children

Go back to school and study philosophy, buisness, or science

and live happily out of this rock i've been un for what feels all my life.

Money doesnt mean much when you cant make your goals in life happen with it.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #45 on:** October 07, 2006, 11:00:03 PM »

Quote from: malek4980 on October 07, 2006, 10:07:15 PM

Quote from: Fatghost28 on October 07, 2006, 09:46:05 PM
I dunno Boogie, if every woman delayed having a child as long as possible, humans may end up a longer lived species with better health.

It certainly worked to improve longevity in fruit flies.
Yeah, because we're similar to fruit flies.

Quote
The odds of living to 100 and beyond double when a person is born to a woman under 25 years of age, compared to those people born to older mothers, according to one of the most rigorous studies on the subject yet conducted.
http://health.yahoo.com/news/146783

Down Syndrome Frequency
Quote
* Women under age 23—1 in 2,000 births
* Women at age 30—1 in 1,300 births
* Women at age 35—1 in 400 births
* Women at age 40—1 in 90 births
* Women at age 45—1 in 32 births
* Women at age 50—1 in 8 births
http://www.askdrsears.com/html/10/T107400.asp

I wouldn't want to be cloud's kid.

Boogie · « **Reply #46 on:** October 07, 2006, 11:44:41 PM »

I knew I could count on malek to pull out the stats

cloudwalking · « **Reply #47 on:** October 07, 2006, 11:45:57 PM »

Okay, I'll just adopt

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #48 on:** October 08, 2006, 12:35:31 AM »

Too bad that in most cases working with animals = no dough to roll in $:-\$

cloudwalking · « **Reply #49 on:** October 08, 2006, 12:51:36 AM »

Quote from: The Dark Shake on October 08, 2006, 12:35:31 AM

Too bad that in most cases working with animals = no dough to roll in $:-\$

Yeah, no kidding. Median yearly income for a veterinarian is like $55k. That's really low, for someone who is basically a doctor.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #50 on:** October 08, 2006, 12:52:48 AM »

Then again, think of all the helpless lives you'll be saving!

lolz cheese

Polari · « **Reply #51 on:** October 08, 2006, 04:50:58 AM »

I want an island. I'd sail out on a small yacht, spend summer and autumn there, fishing, reading and collecting coconuts then for winter and spring return to the city.

APF · « **Reply #52 on:** October 08, 2006, 01:15:23 PM »

My main career goal is to be the director of my own design firm. I'm also interested in producing political/pretentious minigames, more as a lark than anything else, but potentially in conjunction with activist groups or actual political campaigns.

Relationship-wise I'm not really interested in raising a family, but like most people I don't want to be lonely the rest of my life, nor do I want to wake up one day to an emotional crisis over what my priorities were.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #53 on:** October 08, 2006, 01:42:29 PM »

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #54 on:** October 08, 2006, 01:43:22 PM »

Is the wife of Bilak. I don't know her name.

What?

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #55 on:** October 08, 2006, 01:53:49 PM »

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Author Topic: You Life Goals (laugh at hopeless members inside!) (Read 9136 times)