Fess up time! Who has never kissed?

[Ruzbeh]

Me. :'(

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[recursivelyenumerable]

my first time was last year.  it was pretty good.  damn sight better than I expected or hoped actually.  sweet girl.  should've been nicer to her, should've gotten her phone number.

[Phoenix Dark]

I've been kissed a few times this year, mainly on the cheek. But I had some heated sessions a couple months ago 

[Phoenix Dark]

I've been kissed a few times this year, mainly on the cheek. But I had some heated sessions a couple months ago 

Are you telling the truth? Come on, man. I thought you weren't ever kissed either? Although I remember you getting a hug from some Brazilian chicks?

I hate talking about this stuff because relationships/friendships should be private, but fine. I think I told this to someone on AIM as well

Awhile ago I finally gave in and decided to go to a "club/bar" with her. I had never been to a bar before, or club - so I just hung around at the table looking around. Finally I "danced" a bit, but decided to head back to the bar. While there this guy came up to me and started a conversation.

Dude: You're not here for the bitches are you?
Me: Heh, nah. Not tonight
Dude: *laughs*

So then while I'm drinking my lemonade the dude starts inching closer to me and before I know it, he's talking in my ear. Like, right into it. I moved back a bit but didn't know what to do. Finally I got up and moved a couple seats down but he followed me. Eventually she came over, grabbed, my head, and started kissing me like crazy. The dude laughed and walked away.

Me: wtf
Her: You can't get a gay dude off you?
Me: I was tired...

She bailed me out, and to this day she gives me shit about it. SIGH

[Synbios459]

I've been kissed a few times this year, mainly on the cheek. But I had some heated sessions a couple months ago 

Are you telling the truth? Come on, man. I thought you weren't ever kissed either? Although I remember you getting a hug from some Brazilian chicks?

I hate talking about this stuff because relationships/friendships should be private, but fine. I think I told this to someone on AIM as well

Awhile ago I finally gave in and decided to go to a "club/bar" with her. I had never been to a bar before, or club - so I just hung around at the table looking around. Finally I "danced" a bit, but decided to head back to the bar. While there this guy came up to me and started a conversation.

Dude: You're not here for the bitches are you?
Me: Heh, nah. Not tonight
Dude: *laughs*

So then while I'm drinking my lemonade the dude starts inching closer to me and before I know it, he's talking in my ear. Like, right into it. I moved back a bit but didn't know what to do. Finally I got up and moved a couple seats down but he followed me. Eventually she came over, grabbed, my head, and started kissing me like crazy. The dude laughed and walked away.

Me: wtf
Her: You can't get a gay dude off you?
Me: I was tired...

She bailed me out, and to this day she gives me shit about it. SIGH

[FlameOfCallandor]

So the this is thread where PD finally comes out of the closet?

[MrAngryFace]

I knew who would be in this thread before I clicked on it, lol

[drohne]

uh...well on the other hand you accurately predicted wii's market performance. that's got to be a consolation 


















 :'(

[etiolate]

Can we make this the first kiss thread?  Because my first kiss was around 16 with a girl in braces and the metal made my tongue go numb.

[FatalT]

First kiss for me was with this weird artsy red head. We were sitting on a couch watching Lords of Dogtown at her house. It was so damn awkward. Her dad was home and I kept thinking he was peaking into the room or something (we were in the living room in the middle of the house). So awkward and freaky. I even had a little boob grope action going on too, which made me even more freaked out that her dad was gonna bust into the room and be all like, "BOY WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING GRABBING MY DAUGHTER'S CHEST! GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!"

Good times.

[etiolate]

weird artsy red head

Good work son!

[CrystalGemini]

Ok.  First KISS?  Or first make out session?   

[etiolate]

pecks don't count

[Synbios459]

pecks don't count

Neither does your mom.

[tiesto]

I was 18 when I had my first kiss. I was at my friend's house with a tall blonde girl (Polish, even!) I just started going out with, we were sitting on my friend's couch and we just made out, and it actually felt real natural and not awkward at all. I even remember the music playing in the background - Max Graham - Bar None.

That same girl is now a lesbian who's favorite videogame is Xenosaga. And no I didn't turn her into a lesbo, she got that way years after I dated her.

[whiteACID]

My first kiss was behind the movie theatre when I was 14. It wasn't very sweet or romantic at all.

[CajoleJuice]

pecks don't count

 

[Bloodwake]

I feel bad sometimes that I'm single, and that I've never had sex. I feel lonely, and I sometimes get really low self-esteem.

Thank you Evilbore, this thread makes me feel SOOOOOOOOOOOO much better.

At least I've made out with people. I've made out with people for up to four hours at a time. Hell, about a month ago, I was having some good times AND I was drunk.

My recommendation: get the fuck out of the house. If you have problems talking to people, take a shot of vodka (just one) to loosen your tongue a little. It really does help get the conversation going.

[aoi tsuki]

I feel bad sometimes that I'm single, and that I've never had sex. I feel lonely, and I sometimes get really low self-esteem.

Thank you Evilbore, this thread makes me feel SOOOOOOOOOOOO much better.

At least I've made out with people. I've made out with people for up to four hours at a time. Hell, about a month ago, I was having some good times AND I was drunk.

My recommendation: get the fuck out of the house. If you have problems talking to people, take a shot of vodka (just one) to loosen your tongue a little. It really does help get the conversation going.

Read this http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=77494.

You'll feel better about yourself, and much worse about some NeoGAFers.

My first kiss was at 14. We were in the stairwell, and i was too nervous to make a move. She got impatient, grabbed me, and kissed me. i was afraid my braces would scratch her, and she ended up biting my inner lip. No blood, but it took a while to heal.

[DJ_Tet]

My first kiss was great.  I was so nervous I remember asking if I could kiss her 

She ended up on top of me dry humping herself on my jeans, it was pretty damn hot 

Everything you could ever want out of a first kiss, I even fell in love with her.

[Mupepe]

My first kiss (real kiss) was when I was like 12 or so. 

I used to take the bus to the highschool and walk to the Boys and Girls Club from there.  On the way was this girl that went to another middle school with my friend James so I'd always stop and chit chat with her. 

One day we were talking and she asked me if I had ever kissed someone and I told her yes (I was lying) and she said she wanted to learn how.  So I told her I could teach her. 

It was really awkward for a few weeks after that but eventually we got over it and we made out everyday at the Boys and Girls Club... until I fucking moved here to Texas.  WTF, MOM?!?!

[Phoenix Dark]

I don't feel bad about being a virgin. I have a feeling my first will be next year anyway.

[aoi tsuki]

I feel bad sometimes that I'm single, and that I've never had sex.

How can you feel bad about never having sex? I'm sure sex is great and all, but there's no need rushing things........ just imagine what would happen if you rushed things and impregnated someone. Your life would be destroyed.

You just need to take it easy, IMO. Feeling bad about being single is good, feeling bad about being a virgin ummmmmm no.

Condoms. Use them. You sound like my dad when he was telling me about "the dangers of underage sex". 

[Mupepe]

I feel bad sometimes that I'm single, and that I've never had sex.

How can you feel bad about never having sex? I'm sure sex is great and all, but there's no need rushing things........ just imagine what would happen if you rushed things and impregnated someone. Your life would be destroyed.

You just need to take it easy, IMO. Feeling bad about being single is good, feeling bad about being a virgin ummmmmm no.

Until you're 30 and you're still telling yourself that.....

[Gay Boy]

I wanna know what  Ruzbeh looks like.

[Gay Boy]

I think I'll have a pic in a month or something.

How are you anyway? Are you in college or anything?

[Bloodwake]

I feel bad sometimes that I'm single, and that I've never had sex. I feel lonely, and I sometimes get really low self-esteem.

Thank you Evilbore, this thread makes me feel SOOOOOOOOOOOO much better.

At least I've made out with people. I've made out with people for up to four hours at a time. Hell, about a month ago, I was having some good times AND I was drunk.

My recommendation: get the fuck out of the house. If you have problems talking to people, take a shot of vodka (just one) to loosen your tongue a little. It really does help get the conversation going.

Read this http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=77494.

You'll feel better about yourself, and much worse about some NeoGAFers.

My first kiss was at 14. We were in the stairwell, and i was too nervous to make a move. She got impatient, grabbed me, and kissed me. i was afraid my braces would scratch her, and she ended up biting my inner lip. No blood, but it took a while to heal.

wow, I wish that girls would get impatient and fucking do that.

[Himu]

until I fucking moved here to Texas.  WTF, MOM?!?!

Fuck you too!

[Gay Boy]

How are you anyway? Are you in college or anything?

I'm not sure if I should indulge in that. But I'm not definately not in college.

age then! You never being kissed is worse depending on your age.

[Gay Boy]

I posted my age in this thread already, doofus!

20? ehhhhh thats pretty depressing but if you do it before you are 23 you can say you beat FoC.

[Gay Boy]

He got his first one when he was 23

[Gay Boy]

what happens in a few years

[aoi tsuki]

I think I'll have a pic in a month or something.

Condoms. Use them. You sound like my dad when he was telling me about "the dangers of underage sex". 

Yeah but condoms can break or something. Wtf? It's ridiculous. I hope you're right when you say there's no big dealio. But even then. The thought of such a tiny piece of rubber or tiny little pill preventing such a huge disaster is crazy.

i'm guessing condoms break because guys don't put them on properly, use the wrong lube, or use old/cheap condoms. i've never had it happen myself. The odds are much greater that you won't want to use a condom, especially if she coaxes you into using "just the tip" or to "put it in just for a couple of seconds", than they are that it'll break.

[recursivelyenumerable]

It seems I am heading into that direction. Although I can't imagine not having a social life in a few years though. I mean it just doesn't seem possible.

My general experience in life has been that everything takes way, way, way, way longer than I expect.  This last compiler project for example.  It kept not being finished and not being finished and not being finished.  Then, it was finished!

[Bloodwake]

The fact we are talking about condoms as a negative is a result of fucking abstinence only sex education.

Condoms are great. They are effective. They keep women from being preggers.

Even I know that, and I've never had sex. I will never have sex either unless condoms or birth control pills are involved, because kids in my future is a huge negative.

[cloudwalking]

i didn't have my first "real" kiss until i was 17.

i think everyone has those little playground kissing matches and stuff when they are little, so i'm not counting that. else it would be like age 5.

[recursivelyenumerable]

20? ehhhhh thats pretty depressing but if you do it before you are 23 you can say you beat FoC.

and me, I was 24

she kissed me on the cheek and then sort of thought for a second and kissed me on the lips.  it was so sweet.  she was so brave and awesome.  wish I could get in touch with her again

[aoi tsuki]

Ruzbeh:

She tells, “We tried to use a condom, but it kept breaking… After the third time [that the condom broke], Chris was like forget it and we continued without it.”

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=198257

THIS NEVER HAPPENS. Still, it's a good idea to flush those spent condoms after use. Unless she swallows. ALL OF IT.

[Mupepe]

Never buy used condoms

[aoi tsuki]

Don't flush condoms down a toilet, it's bad for the sewers,

i know, but i prefer that to an unplanned pregnancy. Unless i go to flush one and Michaelangelo from the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles appears in the bathroom and schools me about how uncool it is and then we go get pizza, i'll keep on flushin'. Not like it's something i have to do all that often though.