Author Topic: GUESS WHAT I GOT? (Read 1812 times)

TVC15 · « **on:** October 11, 2007, 01:38:23 AM »

I have waited like 15+ years for this.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #1 on:** October 11, 2007, 01:39:18 AM »

Features one of the best blowjobs I've ever seen.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #2 on:** October 11, 2007, 01:42:18 AM »

YOU ARE VICTORIOUS!

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #3 on:** October 11, 2007, 01:51:53 AM »

I bought that off a friend today for $8. His wife wouldn't let him keep it.

Vizzys · « **Reply #4 on:** October 11, 2007, 01:56:55 AM »

I was gonna say AIDS but I was close.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #5 on:** October 11, 2007, 02:10:07 AM »

is this movie any good? I know caligula was fantastically perverted but I don't want a movie that glamorizes it.

Ichirou · « **Reply #6 on:** October 11, 2007, 02:25:06 AM »

Hottest movie ever, nintenho. If you wanna fap, this is the movie to do it to.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #7 on:** October 11, 2007, 02:45:44 AM »

Well I KNOW that. It's basically about an old man fucking a bunch of things in the ass, but is it historically accurate?!

TVC15 · « **Reply #8 on:** October 11, 2007, 02:51:40 AM »

Quote from: Eel_O_Brian on October 11, 2007, 01:51:53 AM

I bought that off a friend today for $8. His wife wouldn't let him keep it.

I stopped by my DVD store on the way to the grocery store to spy new releases since I missed Tuesday. I saw Caligula there and brought it up to the counter. The cashier, who recommends things to me frequently and knows my tastes, asked me how much it was (the DVD has a cardboard slipcase, so the price wasn't on the cover, left the case get ripped). I said it was 14.99 and he replies, "Well, I guess I could let you buy this. I wouldn't let you pay more than 20." I said I had been waiting for years to see it, and that I had read so much, and that very few places carry it for rental. He says, "There's this one scene. . ." and then he cuts out, seeing there were other people in the store, and he just goes, "Nevermind, you'll know it when you see it."

Ichirou · « **Reply #9 on:** October 11, 2007, 02:53:25 AM »

You've never seen it? I just thought you meant this was your first time with the unrated version. I rented the r-rated version years ago.

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #10 on:** October 11, 2007, 02:55:37 AM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on October 11, 2007, 02:51:40 AM

He says, "There's this one scene. . ." and then he cuts out, seeing there were other people in the store, and he just goes, "Nevermind, you'll know it when you see it."

Do you look a lot more innocent than you really are? He seemed to think you were completely ignorant about the film.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #11 on:** October 11, 2007, 02:55:56 AM »

Quote from: Ichirou on October 11, 2007, 02:53:25 AM

You've never seen it? I just thought you meant this was your first time with the unrated version. I rented the r-rated version years ago.

I've never seen the movie. Is it just shock sex and gore or is there a story that's good?

Ichirou · « **Reply #12 on:** October 11, 2007, 02:58:14 AM »

I was talking to TVC, I knew you hadn't seen it.

It's a really bad movie, but you get to see Helen Mirren naked in her prime.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #13 on:** October 11, 2007, 02:59:47 AM »

eh, I'll download the unrated and skip to the highlights.

Ichirou · « **Reply #14 on:** October 11, 2007, 03:00:30 AM »

Highlight is the machine that lops people's heads off, IMO.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #15 on:** October 11, 2007, 03:01:31 AM »

It's the blowjob for me. holy shit

Ichirou · « **Reply #16 on:** October 11, 2007, 03:03:19 AM »

I only saw the r-rated version so I guess I missed that.

drohne · « **Reply #17 on:** October 11, 2007, 03:39:31 AM »

Quote from: Ichirou on October 11, 2007, 02:58:14 AM

...you get to see Helen Mirren naked in her prime.

SOLD

etiolate · « **Reply #18 on:** October 11, 2007, 03:53:29 AM »

The orgy boat!

I need opinions on this movie though. I had heard that the actress who is Deanna Troi(Marina Sirtis) is in the orgy boat scene giving a major blowjob. Now, I have seen the movie and seen the scene and the girl does look like Marina Sirtis, but the actress is not credited to the film. I haven't been able to confirm or deny its her yet. I need expert opinions! -_-

Ah wait, wikipedia says its true!

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She also appeared in the 1979 movie Caligula as an extra in one of the orgy scenes

TVC15 · « **Reply #19 on:** October 11, 2007, 12:53:53 PM »

Yay good timing! Interview by one of the finest web publictions with Caligula/Alex/Mick/Fantasy Island Guy/Bad Guy From Heros/Man With A Very Up And Down Career himself, Malcolm McDowell.

http://www.avclub.com/content/interview/malcolm_mcdowell

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AVC: Caligula started filming toward the end of the era when films by the likes of Alejandro Jodorowsky, Luis Buñuel, and Federico Fellini trafficked in a similarly over-the-top sensibility. But by the time Caligula was released, it was like its time had passed. Did you sense that?

MM: No, I can't see the forest for the trees. But there is something old-fashioned about Caligula, even though it's risqué. It was a strange experience, to say the least. I got into it because of Gore Vidal, who wrote the original screenplay. But then he left, took his name off of it, and still tried to manipulate the situation, whatever it was. So basically, I was left on my own, contracted to do it. I was signed. I just had to do it the best I could. I did feel a sort of betrayal by [Penthouse publisher and Caligula producer] Guccione, who added all this porn footage later. That was annoying. But at the end of the day, I don't know if any of that really matters. It's best not to harbor too many grudges. That's what I feel now, and that's why I did the commentary on the DVD. I didn't tell all the stories, because I still feel there is a good comedy show on Caligula. I have so many good stories about the shooting of that movie that would make a good hour and a half onstage. It's extremely funny, a lot of it.

AVC: Walking onto a set of half-naked Penthouse Pets: fun or embarrassing?

MM: It's work! It's sort of funny. When they first arrived, I think they thought they were supposed to be in some sort of James Bond movie. There was one being shot nearby, but it was being shot in Malta. They were nice girls. They were pretty game. They were sent in because Guccione didn't think the extras we had been using were pretty enough. [Caligula director] Tinto Brass threw up his hands and said, "This is Rome, for God's sake! This is Fellini's Rome!" Rome is not full of beautiful people by any stretch of the imagination, and it still isn't.

But Guccione was very smart in a lot of ways. He headed an empire, a bit like a Roman emperor. And he lost it, just like a Roman emperor. It was really strange to be doing a movie that he was paying for. But when you're filming, that isn't what you're thinking. You're just trying to get the scenes to work. That was particularly what I was trying to do. I was just trying to work and figure out, logically, "What are we trying to say here?" I can't tell you how many times the scenes were rewritten and redone. That was endless. But we just tried to make it work. It still doesn't work, but, anyway, there's enough interest in it. My friends who know about that period, and who have read Suetonius, who is the historian of that period, think it is very authentic. And our director did a lot of research, and our art department was brilliant. It's Danilo Donati, Fellini's designer, no less, who did all the sets and the costumes.

I've heard the movie compared to Satyricon before, and I've heard that the uncomfortable feeling it tries to go for is directly inspired by Fellini. So you have this bizarre marriage of Fellini, Gore Vidal, and Penthouse, featuring the consumate professionalism of devoted craftsmen Peter O'Toole and Malcolm McDowell.

hyp · « **Reply #20 on:** October 11, 2007, 01:04:40 PM »

Quote from: Cocky Funny on October 11, 2007, 01:42:18 AM

YOU ARE VICTORIOUS!

DJ_Tet · « **Reply #21 on:** October 11, 2007, 01:06:29 PM »

Quote from: etiolate on October 11, 2007, 03:53:29 AM

I had heard that the actress who is Deanna Troi(Marina Sirtis) is in the orgy boat scene giving a major blowjob.

How about some upscaled screencaps TVC? Or even better, a downloadable avi

bud · « **Reply #22 on:** October 11, 2007, 01:09:43 PM »

as someone who has never heard of this movie, i have to ask, what's so special about it?

edit: oh

Bloodwake · « **Reply #23 on:** October 11, 2007, 01:25:53 PM »

Sounds like a film I need to watch.

TVC15 · « **Reply #24 on:** October 11, 2007, 02:01:07 PM »

Quote from: DJ_Tet on October 11, 2007, 01:06:29 PM

Quote from: etiolate on October 11, 2007, 03:53:29 AM
I had heard that the actress who is Deanna Troi(Marina Sirtis) is in the orgy boat scene giving a major blowjob.

How about some upscaled screencaps TVC? Or even better, a downloadable avi

Could you get me a pic of what she moight have looked like in the mid-to-late 70s? I am assuming she looked a bit different than she did in Star Trek. If you can provide one, I will do the, uh, hard research.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #25 on:** October 11, 2007, 03:25:46 PM »

I was going to guess a urinary tract infection. But this is better!

BLACK CALIGULA, here we come.

DJ_Tet · « **Reply #26 on:** October 11, 2007, 08:57:32 PM »

I'm saddened that my moniker "Canigula" never caught on. I suppose it's too OA-ish $:-\$

I still think it's clever, if not easy.

Anyway, here's the oldest Marina Sirtis pic I could find. I don't hold out much hope of seeing her in the film though, apparently others have tried and failed to find her. Her appearance in the scene seems to be accurate yet she wasn't really caught on film that well. Too bad. Search any bonus scenes/camera angles to be sure.

She seems to have a strong face, so it should be fairly obvious if a girl is her or not.

TVC15 · « **Reply #27 on:** October 11, 2007, 09:04:13 PM »

That was easy. I already found her:

DJ_Tet · « **Reply #28 on:** October 11, 2007, 09:09:45 PM »

Yeah but I want to see her sucking cock. Does that make me gay?

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Author Topic: GUESS WHAT I GOT? (Read 1812 times)