"If you can't have the one you love, love the one you're with."
No you fucking wasted Maxi-pad.
"If you can't beat them, join them."
That's just a negative attitude.
"Every journey begins with a first step."
What if after the first step there happens to be 5,000,000 more?
"You'd shit if you were well fed. But you're not!"
What the fack?