Author Topic: Motivate me to game, bitches. (Read 4348 times)

TVC15 · « **on:** October 12, 2007, 02:57:39 AM »

As in other aspects of my life, The TVC15 is but an empty vessel waiting to be filled. For some of you, I might mean that in more than one way, but right now, this moment, I want to know how I should kill off the rest of my night. I make my decision in the next 20 minutes. Be a part of the miracle, my life, and my waiting for the miracle.

Fragamemnon · « **Reply #1 on:** October 12, 2007, 02:58:38 AM »

portal , easily.

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #2 on:** October 12, 2007, 03:02:34 AM »

Why don't you just quit games altogether, you little pansy?

MCD · « **Reply #3 on:** October 12, 2007, 03:04:03 AM »

Go back to bed, TVC.

TVC15 · « **Reply #4 on:** October 12, 2007, 03:04:30 AM »

Quote from: Smooth Groove on October 12, 2007, 03:02:34 AM

Why don't you just quit games altogether, you little pansy?

It's not my fault that the port of Orange Box is so bad that it has left me bedridden for nearly the past 5 hours. Blame Valve.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #5 on:** October 12, 2007, 03:04:46 AM »

Haha I just told you to fingerbang zelda. In your face!

demi · « **Reply #6 on:** October 12, 2007, 03:05:07 AM »

Help me get some last minute achievements to finish these games off

TVC15 · « **Reply #7 on:** October 12, 2007, 03:07:12 AM »

This isn't looking very good for me. Portal is likely to make me sick again, you fegs know!

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #8 on:** October 12, 2007, 03:07:38 AM »

get everyday shooter and REPORT IN. it sounds awesome, but tf2's 4 FUCKING HOUR DOWNLOAD is eating my bandwidth

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #9 on:** October 12, 2007, 03:08:11 AM »

What you need to do is fire up portal, set up an infinite loop, then fall through it. Watch the monitor as you spin in place with your arms spread out.

Ichirou · « **Reply #10 on:** October 12, 2007, 03:09:08 AM »

CALIGULA

TVC15 · « **Reply #11 on:** October 12, 2007, 03:09:26 AM »

Come on, people, The Doll's House features classic almost-badass (a character archetype typified by Boba Fett-esque characters who are, well, almost badass until their typically non-badass undoing) THE CORINTHIAN.

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His most notable physical feature is his lack of eyes: in their place, two rows of small jagged teeth line each eye socket. The Corinthian often wears sunglasses to cover this up. Neil Gaiman has stated that the Corinthian is gay on both his journal and in the Sandman Companion.

MCD · « **Reply #12 on:** October 12, 2007, 03:10:53 AM »

I already voted for the Doll's House.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #13 on:** October 12, 2007, 03:13:09 AM »

Portal. This is not even close. It'll only take you a little while anyhow. I thought you were double-dipping on the Orange Box, TVC? Just play it on the PC if you're such a pansy.

Ichirou · « **Reply #14 on:** October 12, 2007, 03:16:47 AM »

The Corinthian is gay? L O L

TVC15 · « **Reply #15 on:** October 12, 2007, 03:26:22 AM »

Yeah, I didn't know that either. I thought that was funny when reading it. There's like nothing in his canonical Sandman appearances to even hint that.

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #16 on:** October 12, 2007, 03:28:43 AM »

Why's TVC turning into Jotaro? First, the whining about bullshit non-issues of a great game and now, getting physical pain from graphical flaws that no one else seems to notice.

TVC15 · « **Reply #17 on:** October 12, 2007, 03:32:24 AM »

1) They're not bullshit non-issues. Not having AA is a pretty significant issue for any modern game. Even moreso when the game is, oh, 3 years old.

2) I can't control the nausea thing. For whatever reason it has been happening more frequently lately, although it is tied to specific games. Note that I can play Orange Box fine on the PC without getting ill.

demi · « **Reply #18 on:** October 12, 2007, 03:32:58 AM »

Definitely Jotaro

TVC15 · « **Reply #19 on:** October 12, 2007, 03:37:20 AM »

I'm going to try to finish up Portal. The sooner I finish, the sooner I can trade it in. All I wanted was a competent HL2 port to play on the big screen! Good job, Valve. Enjoy your lazily earned lucre!

Ichirou · « **Reply #20 on:** October 12, 2007, 03:54:44 AM »

Oh, they will.

Now get off the Internets and start watching Caligula.

TVC15 · « **Reply #21 on:** October 12, 2007, 03:56:44 AM »

I'm actually heading back to bed in a few. Going to DL the R&C demo overnight. 1.6 gigs.

Everyday Shooter is pretty great. One more game.

Portal made me sick again, too.

Ichirou · « **Reply #22 on:** October 12, 2007, 03:58:20 AM »

What comic books are you reading other than Sandman?

demi · « **Reply #23 on:** October 12, 2007, 04:02:11 AM »

what a stank bitch, send me Orange Box and my other stuff

TVC15 · « **Reply #24 on:** October 12, 2007, 04:09:58 AM »

Quote from: Ichirou on October 12, 2007, 03:58:20 AM

What comic books are you reading other than Sandman?

I've read through Sandman a bunch of times, actually. I just recently rebought it all. It's been a few years.

Also going through Hellboy again. Picking up Hellblazer roughly where I left off last time. Um, I grabbed Neverwhere. I was in kind of a Gaiman mood.

A couple other things. American Splendor. I'm drawing a blank, but I did grab a few more things. i found volume 1 of Uzumaki, aka the only manga I will pay money for, too.

Ichirou · « **Reply #25 on:** October 12, 2007, 04:11:09 AM »

I highly recommend Stray Bullets by David Lapham, if you haven't read it before.

Bloodwake · « **Reply #26 on:** October 12, 2007, 09:14:20 AM »

Here's a new nomination:

Start Folklore, since I need an opinion on it.

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #27 on:** October 12, 2007, 09:42:10 AM »

If you've never tried them, try some of those Hate! comics collections with the Buddy Bradley stuff by Peter Bagge. You'd probably dig them.

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #28 on:** October 12, 2007, 09:42:54 AM »

Quote from: Ichirou on October 12, 2007, 04:11:09 AM

I highly recommend Stray Bullets by David Lapham, if you haven't read it before.

It's good, but it seems to go on forever with no clear destination.

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #29 on:** October 12, 2007, 09:45:35 AM »

Also, those Fantagraphics Popeye newspaper strip collections by EC Segar. The original Popeye was kind of an asshole, and didn't need spinach to fuck anyone up.

And buy these cartoons:

http://kevinparrott.blogspot.com/2007/08/i-have-popeye-issues.html

Ichirou · « **Reply #30 on:** October 12, 2007, 10:33:56 AM »

Quote from: Eel_O_Brian on October 12, 2007, 09:42:54 AM

Quote from: Ichirou on October 12, 2007, 04:11:09 AM
I highly recommend Stray Bullets by David Lapham, if you haven't read it before.

It's good, but it seems to go on forever with no clear destination.

If you read the first issue that takes place in 1997, and everything else takes place prior to that...that first issue is where things are headed, and it's pretty easy to see what's going to happen to most of the characters from there. I really don't get where you're coming from.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #31 on:** October 12, 2007, 10:58:12 AM »

I miss the GAMING FORUM

Ichirou · « **Reply #32 on:** October 12, 2007, 11:14:56 AM »

The poll includes NON-GAMING options, what do you want me to do, dode!?

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #33 on:** October 12, 2007, 11:18:32 AM »

do the dinosaur

Ichirou · « **Reply #34 on:** October 12, 2007, 11:20:06 AM »

Like in the Parliament Funkadelic song?

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #35 on:** October 12, 2007, 11:27:25 AM »

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #36 on:** October 12, 2007, 11:28:20 AM »

The song is called Walk the Dinosaur, and it's by Was (Not Was), not Parliament

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #37 on:** October 12, 2007, 11:29:11 AM »

Yes, lets argue our musical accuracy about a song called Walk the Dinosaur :/

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #38 on:** October 12, 2007, 11:31:30 AM »

If someone had gotten the name of a character wrong in some shitty jrpg you'd be all over it

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #39 on:** October 12, 2007, 11:33:45 AM »

Not really, you're thinking of Shouta

Ichirou · « **Reply #40 on:** October 12, 2007, 11:36:22 AM »

From the Super Mario Bros. movie soundtrack (which I own...on TAPE, bitches):

* Almost Unreal - Roxette
* Love Is the Drug - Divinyls
* Walk the Dinosaur - (credited as The Goombas), actual is George Clinton & Parliament Funkadelic
* I Would Stop the World - Charles & Eddie
* I Want You - Marky Mark
* Where Are You Going? - Extreme
* Speed of Light - Joe Satriani
* Breakpoint - Megadeth
* Tie Your Mother Down - Queen
* Cantaloop (Flip Fantasia) - Us3
* speed with dark (stage 7-3) Malik Jamal Khan

EEL_O_BRIOWNED?

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #41 on:** October 12, 2007, 11:39:17 AM »

Shut up, if it was some shitty jrpg you would have posted a sales chart with some other jrpg highlighted.

Ichirou · « **Reply #42 on:** October 12, 2007, 11:44:06 AM »

That soundtrack owned.

Also, I don't post sales charts. MAF, are you angry with me?

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #43 on:** October 12, 2007, 12:00:22 PM »

That's a cover from 1993. Was (Not Was) were the original artists in 1988. It's not Parliament's song.
You own nothing, except a shitty videogame movie soundtrack.

Quote from: Ichirou on October 12, 2007, 11:36:22 AM

From the Super Mario Bros. movie soundtrack (which I own...on TAPE, bitches):

* Almost Unreal - Roxette
* Love Is the Drug - Divinyls
* Walk the Dinosaur - (credited as The Goombas), actual is George Clinton & Parliament Funkadelic
* I Would Stop the World - Charles & Eddie
* I Want You - Marky Mark
* Where Are You Going? - Extreme
* Speed of Light - Joe Satriani
* Breakpoint - Megadeth
* Tie Your Mother Down - Queen
* Cantaloop (Flip Fantasia) - Us3
* speed with dark (stage 7-3) Malik Jamal Khan

EEL_O_BRIOWNED?

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #44 on:** October 12, 2007, 12:01:28 PM »

Well if aliens visit and want to know the expert on Walk the Dinosaur ill point em your way

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #45 on:** October 12, 2007, 12:01:54 PM »

get out of my ass crack

Ichirou · « **Reply #46 on:** October 12, 2007, 12:03:51 PM »

Hahahaha, Eel_O_Brian, Walk the Dinosaur expert.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #47 on:** October 12, 2007, 12:06:37 PM »

If one of you cackling fucktards saw something posted on here you knew was wrong, don't act like you wouldn't correct it

fucking douchebags

Ichirou · « **Reply #48 on:** October 12, 2007, 12:07:56 PM »

HAHAHAHAHA

OPEN THE DOOR

GET ON THE FLOOR

EVERYBODY WALK THE DINOSAUR

Did I get the lyrics right? I'm sure you'll correct me if I made a mistake, lol

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #49 on:** October 12, 2007, 12:10:19 PM »

The correct lyrics are:

OPEN THE DOOR

ICHIROU LICK MY TAINT

EVERYBODY WALK THE DINOSAUR

Ichirou · « **Reply #50 on:** October 12, 2007, 12:11:17 PM »

Well, you're the expert. Guess I'll have to take your word for it.

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Author Topic: Motivate me to game, bitches. (Read 4348 times)