Catwoman (the movie): Has anyone seen this?

[TVC15]

I am reading the My Year of Flops write-up of it, and the movie sounds like a fascinating trainwreck:

Beyond trying to out-camp Batman & Robin, Catwoman boasts exactly two ideas. Firstly, its title character is super-duper-extra-sexy. Secondly, she behaves exactly like a cat. When wise, mysterious crazy cat lady/exposition specialist Frances Conroy tosses a ball of catnip at her, for example, she instinctively snatches and rubs it against her face in a queasy erotic frenzy. At a nightclub she orders a “White Russian. Hold the ice. Hold the Vodka. Hold the Kahlua.” She greedily devours tin after tin of tuna and slurps down sushi rapaciously. I haven’t checked out the deleted scenes, but it’s possible they contain sequences involving litter-box usage and a ten-minute scene where Berry sexily plays with a ball of yarn.

I must see this.

[Ichirou]

Trust me, you don't want to.

[Bloodwake]

Wow, from that description, it's worse than I ever could have dreamed.

[Cyanista]

One of the ten worst films of all time, I'd bet. The explanation for the villain's "superpowers" is just HILARIOUS.

[Himu]

Beyond trying to out-camp Batman & Robin, Catwoman boasts exactly two ideas. Firstly, its title character is super-duper-extra-sexy. Secondly, she behaves exactly like a cat. When wise, mysterious crazy cat lady/exposition specialist Frances Conroy tosses a ball of catnip at her, for example, she instinctively snatches and rubs it against her face in a queasy erotic frenzy. At a nightclub she orders a “White Russian. Hold the ice. Hold the Vodka. Hold the Kahlua.” She greedily devours tin after tin of tuna and slurps down sushi rapaciously. I haven’t checked out the deleted scenes, but it’s possible they contain sequences involving litter-box usage and a ten-minute scene where Berry sexily plays with a ball of yarn.

 

holly shit, this sounds HILARIOUS

Someone needs to upload it QUICK so we can do an evilbore movie-a-thon like we did 90210!

[Robo]

I've seen it, and yeah, that description is fitting.  At times it's hilarious, but you'll need to choose your motivational drug wisely if you wish to sit through the entire thing.

[Robo]

And even The Wicker Man remake is satisfied by a series of clips on Youtube.

[Phoenix Dark]

My mom loved it, but then again she gave Van Helsing a 9.5/10. It saddens me that someone can have such good taste (she loves Citizen Kane, Clockwork Orange, Alien) and such horrible taste (she also loves Batman and Robin, Diary of a Mad Black Woman, Jersey Girl)

[Bloodwake]

My mom loved it, but then again she gave Van Helsing a 9.5/10. It saddens me that someone can have such good taste (she loves Citizen Kane, Clockwork Orange, Alien) and such horrible taste (she also loves Batman and Robin, Diary of a Mad Black Woman, Jersey Girl)

Wow, I hate your mom now. I don't think I can process a good feeling toward anyone who gives THAT movie THAT high of a score.

Van Helsing was ass vomit on film.

[MrAngryFace]

I love House of the Dead, and its probably a 2.0

[Mupepe]

there is nothing wrong with enjoying bad films as long as you can still be conscious of it's shortfalls.

[Phoenix Dark]

Did your mom actually give the film a 9.5, or are you just extrapolating that from a conversation you had with her?

She LOVES monster movies, so a movie that features every monster known to man would easily blow her mind. Sadly, that film was Van Helsing instead of say, Jesus Camp

[Gay Boy]

No way she said "Nine point five" in real life. You don't talk to people in real life and they ask how a movie was and you answer in the .5 scale. 

[Phoenix Dark]

No way she said "Nine point five" in real life. You don't talk to people in real life and they ask how a movie was and you answer in the .5 scale. 

We give out 9.5s all the time 

Now go watch THE PAPER CHASE like I told you. It's a 9.5

[Gay Boy]

what the fuck? You rate movies in real life on a scale? What are you guys, Roger Ebert? 

If someone asked if a movie was good and I went "Hmm...about a 8.5" instead of saying "yeah, it's pretty good" I'd get a strange look.

[Phoenix Dark]

Well my mom usually asks "what would you rate that movie?" so it's a natural response.

[Gay Boy]

Odd. I have never heard a single person "rate" a movie in a real life setting ever.

She really uses .5's though? 

[Phoenix Dark]

People always rate movies in my class lol. "Damn you ain't seen Fast and the Furious? All man that's a 10 outta 10 son" 

Some of my mom's 10s from memory..

-Color Purple
-Alien
-Saving Private Ryan
-From Dusk Till Dawn (lol!)
-Clockwork Orange
-Terminator 1/2
-Citizen Kane
-It's a Wonderful Life
-THE BAD SEED
-Rear Window 

[Gay Boy]

Calling something a 10/10 is a lot different than using a .5. 

[Phoenix Dark]

Calling something a 10/10 is a lot different than using a .5. 

She gave Sleepers a 9.5 and I gave it a 9

My recent 9.5s:
The Departed
Children of Men
The Prestige
The Fountain
 

[Gay Boy]

Using .5 on a message board makes sense though! It's a easy way to list stuff. I am talking about general conversation in real life.

[Phoenix Dark]

Using .5 on a message board makes sense though! It's a easy way to list stuff. I am talking about general conversation in real life.

Well usually I'll say "9 and a half" in real life conversation. But I have said "9 point 5" before lolz

[Gay Boy]

Freak. Now go watch Nixon & JFK.

[thekavorka]

Catwoman is awesome. I saw the movie on a plane trip to india. The one-liners are hilarious.