Author Topic: I saw a hooker tonight (Read 2798 times)

Phoenix Dark · « **on:** October 08, 2006, 12:34:14 AM »

Well my parents left to go on a cruise today, and hey took two of my brothers with them. So I'm staying the week at their house to look out for my other brother and to make sure nothing happens. Well around 11:30pm I was looking around on YouTube, and noticed most of the original Texas Chainsaw Massacre was on the site. I began watching the beginning, and my brother noticed; he suggested we go out and get the movie. So I called Hollywood Video to see how late they'd be open; they said midnight, so we got in my car and zoomed off.

The Hollywood Video is near this party store. Well as we drove by I noticed this white chick squatting on the ground, with her thong exposed to passing traffic. This was the first time I ever saw a real hooker in real life. It was dark, so I couldn't see her face at that point. Well we went in and got the movie. Once we came out I started looking for her. And as we drove out of the parking lot I saw her near the dumpsters of the party store, on her knees blowing some dude.

I have never been so pissed that I had my brother with me. All I had was $10 of his money, and the movie costed $3. A blowjob for $7? That sounds pretty cheap to me; but at least now I know where a hooker is. My parents will be gone for like 10 days (the cruise is heading to Hawaii). FUCK

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #1 on:** October 08, 2006, 12:39:34 AM »

...

no words

TVC15 · « **Reply #2 on:** October 08, 2006, 01:10:30 AM »

I won't believe unless you take pictures of her blowing you.

dunce cap · « **Reply #3 on:** October 08, 2006, 02:36:10 AM »

You're such a taco joke character PD.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #4 on:** October 08, 2006, 02:46:04 AM »

Quote from: dunce cap on October 08, 2006, 02:36:10 AM

You're such a taco joke character PD.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #5 on:** October 08, 2006, 03:11:39 AM »

Quote from: dunce cap on October 08, 2006, 02:36:10 AM

You're such a taco joke character PD.

You're still here? Don't you have better things to do? Go finger your sister, cumsticker

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #6 on:** October 08, 2006, 03:13:08 AM »

PD you want to give up your virgin hood to a hooker? seriously dude dont do it. You'll get a girl someday if you stop acting fucking weird.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #7 on:** October 08, 2006, 03:13:42 AM »

Quote from: ZomBz on October 08, 2006, 03:13:08 AM

PD you want to give up your virgin hood to a hooker? seriously dude dont do it. You'll get a girl someday if you stop acting fucking weird.

But what about just a blowjob?

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #8 on:** October 08, 2006, 03:16:40 AM »

Just think of how much spunk that girls sucked down and your dick being in that same hole as all those other cocks. Protected or Unprotected still is gross. But then again i'm the type of person that thinks of all the people that have sat their asses down on my toilet and am grossed out.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #9 on:** October 08, 2006, 03:19:02 AM »

In other words, you're a worry wart.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #10 on:** October 08, 2006, 03:22:12 AM »

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Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #11 on:** October 08, 2006, 03:23:05 AM »

Quote from: ZomBz on October 08, 2006, 03:16:40 AM

Just think of how much spunk that girls sucked down and your dick being in that same hole as all those other cocks. Protected or Unprotected still is gross. But then again i'm the type of person that thinks of all the people that have sat their asses down on my toilet and am grossed out.

That's true. I actually doubt I'd ever do a hooker for those reasons. Even with the mouth...*shudder*

But when I saw her I couldn't help but think about it lol. She was right there, within my reach and all..

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #12 on:** October 08, 2006, 03:25:10 AM »

Seriously, there are far less expensive ways to get better sex from nicer women, PD. Look some up.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #13 on:** October 08, 2006, 03:33:39 AM »

Like massage parlors? Bish told me to look one up

brawndolicious · « **Reply #14 on:** October 08, 2006, 03:53:30 AM »

you're pretty fucking pathetic...

Polari · « **Reply #15 on:** October 08, 2006, 04:36:32 AM »

This thread is pretty Olimario.

Vizzys · « **Reply #16 on:** October 08, 2006, 04:39:16 AM »

Say hello to herpes for me.

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #17 on:** October 08, 2006, 04:47:19 AM »

Quote from: Polari on October 08, 2006, 04:36:32 AM

This thread is pretty Olimario.

You mean pretty gay?

brawndolicious · « **Reply #18 on:** October 08, 2006, 04:54:08 AM »

Olimario's so anti-gay he acts gay. So is Phoenix Dark anti-black...

etiolate · « **Reply #19 on:** October 08, 2006, 07:09:56 AM »

Oli is gay. PD is a nerd who found an attention avenue.

Somewhere on hookertalk.com, a ho is posting about seeing a black nerd for the first time.

Homemade Milk · « **Reply #20 on:** October 08, 2006, 05:00:19 PM »

dont do it pheonix, she might cough up blood into ur pee hole and give u itchy/crimson/blistered balls for life D:!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

rodi · « **Reply #21 on:** October 09, 2006, 02:16:55 AM »

Quote from: Homemade Milk on October 08, 2006, 05:00:19 PM

dont do it pheonix, she might cough up blood into ur pee hole and give u itchy/crimson/blistered balls for life D:!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Author Topic: I saw a hooker tonight (Read 2798 times)