Well my parents left to go on a cruise today, and hey took two of my brothers with them. So I'm staying the week at their house to look out for my other brother and to make sure nothing happens. Well around 11:30pm I was looking around on YouTube, and noticed most of the original Texas Chainsaw Massacre was on the site. I began watching the beginning, and my brother noticed; he suggested we go out and get the movie. So I called Hollywood Video to see how late they'd be open; they said midnight, so we got in my car and zoomed off.
The Hollywood Video is near this party store. Well as we drove by I noticed this white chick squatting on the ground, with her thong exposed to passing traffic. This was the first time I ever saw a real hooker in real life. It was dark, so I couldn't see her face at that point. Well we went in and got the movie. Once we came out I started looking for her. And as we drove out of the parking lot I saw her near the dumpsters of the party store, on her knees blowing some dude.
I have never been so pissed that I had my brother with me. All I had was $10 of his money, and the movie costed $3. A blowjob for $7? That sounds pretty cheap to me; but at least now I know where a hooker is. My parents will be gone for like 10 days (the cruise is heading to Hawaii). FUCK