Author Topic: ITT, we discuss PhoenixDark's virginity (Read 3521 times)

Ruzbeh · « **on:** October 13, 2007, 09:39:42 PM »

It's not my business, buuuuuut we're both virgins aaaaaand:

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I'm too pussy to try Craigslist. I've contacted many chicks on there, but I never decide to meet them. I watch way too much To Catch a Predator, and it would suck if it was really a sting operation.

Your best bet is the Casual Encounters section on Craigslist. Only problem is there's way more gay dudes on there than women. But at this point, shit. A blowjob is a blowjob.

WTF PeeDee? How can you even consider that shit. I know 100% you'll find a girl eventually. I haven't met you IRL but I'm sure you're a decent enough guy. Besides, it's the personality that matters.

I mean seriously, what is the problem that you even consider prositutes? How old are you?

Btw, prostitutes are legal in the Netherlands.

_{Not that I'd consider going or something...}

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #1 on:** October 13, 2007, 09:52:58 PM »

1. Why is this a thread
2. Why are you so interested in my posts
3. Do you believe everything I say

Himu · « **Reply #2 on:** October 13, 2007, 09:55:37 PM »

Ruz....

Beezy · « **Reply #3 on:** October 13, 2007, 09:56:48 PM »

Ichirou · « **Reply #4 on:** October 13, 2007, 11:15:01 PM »

PD's a joke character on GAF. His real persona is apparently an Evilbore exclusive.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #5 on:** October 13, 2007, 11:16:53 PM »

Eh I'm not a joke character, but I do have fun there. Yes I have contacted chicks on Craigslist before

Ichirou · « **Reply #6 on:** October 15, 2007, 02:27:05 AM »

Ruzbeh, do you find black men attractive?

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #7 on:** October 15, 2007, 02:32:49 AM »

Quote from: Ruzbeh on October 13, 2007, 09:39:42 PM

Besides, it's the personality that matters.

Am I the only one here that lives on a planet named Earth...

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #8 on:** October 15, 2007, 02:43:02 AM »

well, this thread is fuckin' creepy

Vizzys · « **Reply #9 on:** October 15, 2007, 02:45:28 AM »

Quote from: Professor Prole on October 15, 2007, 02:43:02 AM

well, this thread is fuckin' creepy

I agree.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #10 on:** October 15, 2007, 02:48:16 AM »

Quote from: Viz on October 15, 2007, 02:45:28 AM

Quote from: Professor Prole on October 15, 2007, 02:43:02 AM
well, this thread is fuckin' creepy

I agree.

Kind of like anime avatars. Only not as much.

Vizzys · « **Reply #11 on:** October 15, 2007, 02:50:58 AM »

Quote from: Malek: King of Kings on October 15, 2007, 02:48:16 AM

Quote from: Viz on October 15, 2007, 02:45:28 AM
Quote from: Professor Prole on October 15, 2007, 02:43:02 AM
well, this thread is fuckin' creepy

I agree.
Kind of like anime avatars. Only not as much.

anime avatars are gay

FatalT · « **Reply #12 on:** October 15, 2007, 03:44:15 AM »

Holy shit PD. That gmail conversation is amazing.

Candyflip · « **Reply #13 on:** October 15, 2007, 05:41:11 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on October 13, 2007, 11:16:53 PM

Eh I'm not a joke character, but I do have fun there. Yes I have contacted chicks on Craigslist before

(Image removed from quote.)

Holy shit.

lordmaji · « **Reply #14 on:** October 15, 2007, 10:29:27 AM »

I grew up with PD. He's a pimp. Don't believe the lack of hype.

lordmaji · « **Reply #15 on:** October 15, 2007, 10:35:11 AM »

Quote from: Ruzbeh on October 15, 2007, 10:33:45 AM

Quote from: lordmaji on October 15, 2007, 10:29:27 AM
I grew up with PD. He's a pimp. Don't believe the lack of hype.

Aren't you that dude who cut off his own NUTS? I'm pretty sure no man would ever do such a thing after having experienced PeeDee's manly aura.

Your memory or logs scare me at times. You know too much...

lordmaji · « **Reply #16 on:** October 15, 2007, 10:36:59 AM »

Quote from: Ruzbeh on October 15, 2007, 10:36:03 AM

How the FUCK could I ever forget something like THAT? JESUS

When I blow my load all over my wifes face, I tend to forget shit like that.

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #17 on:** October 15, 2007, 10:42:07 AM »

lordmaji · « **Reply #18 on:** October 15, 2007, 10:44:12 AM »

Quote from: Ruzbeh on October 15, 2007, 10:38:40 AM

Quote from: lordmaji on October 15, 2007, 10:36:59 AM
When I blow my load all over my wifes face, I tend to forget shit like that.

Shit, I just realized a vasectomy doesn't actually involve SEVERING of the TESTICLES! It just destroy the things that carry sperm cells.

It's ok. I still enjoy your banter.

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #19 on:** October 15, 2007, 10:46:55 AM »

PD's virginity is a 7/10 at best. Don't believe the hype.

aoi tsuki · « **Reply #20 on:** October 15, 2007, 10:54:51 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on October 13, 2007, 11:16:53 PM

Eh I'm not a joke character, but I do have fun there. Yes I have contacted chicks on Craigslist before

(Image removed from quote.)

Getting a list of services and fees from an internet rent-a-ho isn't what's meant by "contacting chicks".

bud · « **Reply #21 on:** October 15, 2007, 10:58:06 AM »

aoi, is it true that you've seen pd in real life? he said that once.

aoi tsuki · « **Reply #22 on:** October 15, 2007, 11:01:26 AM »

Quote from: bud on October 15, 2007, 10:58:06 AM

aoi, is it true that you've seen pd in real life? he said that once.

Haha, no, i've never met him or anyone else from GAF/OA/EB. i did offer to hang out with him and get him laid wheneverfi went back to Michigan.

lordmaji · « **Reply #23 on:** October 15, 2007, 11:14:56 AM »

Good luck getting laid by someone hot in Ypsi.

You gotta goto Ann Arbor to get some good pussy.

aoi tsuki · « **Reply #24 on:** October 15, 2007, 11:21:03 AM »

Quote from: Ruzbeh on October 15, 2007, 11:07:30 AM

Quote from: aoi tsuki on October 15, 2007, 11:01:26 AM
i did offer to hang out with him and get him laid wheneverfi went back to Michigan.

Wouldn't that be awkward, though?

"Hey? Oh Hey. Hi. Yeah, I'm aoi tsuki. Nice to finally see you in person. "

"..."

"MY MISSION IS TO GET YOU LAID BEFORE MIDNIGHT TONIGHT."

"MR. PEEDEE? YES. CUM THIS WAY."

i was half joking. i think i also offered to buy him a hooker. But that would make for an awesome thread, with PD losing his virginity to a hot Brazilian cheeseburger hooker on camera and all.

bud · « **Reply #25 on:** October 15, 2007, 12:22:25 PM »

pd, smh

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #26 on:** October 15, 2007, 01:06:37 PM »

my favorite virgin is Isaac Newton!

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Did Isaac Newton ever have sex, the voyeuristic modern wants to know? He never married, never kept company with a woman and apparently never had a lover. Though he never recorded details of his private life, his notes do occasionally reveal his feelings about sexuality, and they are morbid -- suffused with horror and disgust, sometimes of a religious nature.

Once he wrote John Locke that he had wished him dead, ''being of opinion that you endeavoured to embroil me with woemen.'' Another time he wrote, ''The way to chastity is not to struggle with incontinent thoughts but to avert the thoughts by some imployment, or by reading, or by meditating on other things.'' These comments hardly amount to evidence of anything but a mood. Still, one constant in his life was his solitude; his absolute, antisocial, possibly pathological aloneness.

Curiously, we do have one explicit piece of posthumous testimony on the question of Newton and sex. The enthusiastic young writer Voltaire arrived in London just in time for Newton's death, and he wrote that Newton -- in noteworthy contrast to the French philosophical hero, René Descartes -- had lived his whole life a virgin. Voltaire attributed this information to Newton's deathbed doctors (and he added, with Gallic solemnity, ''One can admire Newton for that, but one must not blame Descartes.'')

<3 <3 Newton

bluemax · « **Reply #27 on:** October 15, 2007, 01:13:44 PM »

Quote from: Ruzbeh on October 15, 2007, 12:33:50 PM

whats smh

Shaking my head.

Plus everyone knows that the erotic services section on CL is full of scam artists and the casual encounters section is gay men stealing pictures/porn bots.

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #28 on:** October 15, 2007, 01:28:21 PM »

John Locke and Isaac Newten were friends? It must have been good to live during the age of enlightenment.

tiesto · « **Reply #29 on:** October 15, 2007, 03:21:41 PM »

EB should all start a fund to pitch in and hire an upscale escort for PD.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #30 on:** October 15, 2007, 05:22:03 PM »

Quote from: tiesto on October 15, 2007, 03:21:41 PM

EB should all start a fund to pitch in and hire an upscale escort for PD.

upscale..fuck that.

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Author Topic: ITT, we discuss PhoenixDark's virginity (Read 3521 times)

Ruzbeh