Author Topic: I just had a Lunchable (Read 3604 times)

demi · « **on:** October 14, 2007, 02:39:00 AM »

The pizza kind.

I'm 12 all over again.

* demi sucks on his capri-sun

TVC15 · « **Reply #1 on:** October 14, 2007, 02:44:26 AM »

Lunchables make me puke.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #2 on:** October 14, 2007, 02:44:59 AM »

you need to see a doctor for your puking all the time

demi · « **Reply #3 on:** October 14, 2007, 02:45:31 AM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on October 14, 2007, 02:44:26 AM

Lunchables make me puke.

Suck my cock then, you walking vagina

TVC15 · « **Reply #4 on:** October 14, 2007, 02:47:15 AM »

Quote from: Cocky Funny on October 14, 2007, 02:44:59 AM

you need to see a doctor for your puking all the time

I don't puke all the time. Just when I eat Lunchables.

My puking all the time has really gone away the past few months. I have just been kinda sicky on and off the past month. I think my Orange Box 360 nausea may tie into that, too.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #5 on:** October 14, 2007, 03:06:20 AM »

Dude Lunchables were disgusting. Especially the bologna and cheese one. The young Phoenix preferred a nice home cooked meal during homeschool lunch breaks

TVC15 · « **Reply #6 on:** October 14, 2007, 03:14:02 AM »

Yeah, while I was sick a few weeks back, I got some of the turkey ones because, well, I was sick, so 7-11 was grocery shopping. Oh lordy, did I puke and puke. I have no fucking clue what that meat was.

demi · « **Reply #7 on:** October 14, 2007, 03:19:42 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on October 14, 2007, 03:06:20 AM

Dude Lunchables were disgusting. Especially the bologna and cheese one. The young Phoenix preferred a nice home cooked meal during homeschool lunch breaks

Can't blame a guy for getting a proper education in place of healthy eating

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #8 on:** October 14, 2007, 03:29:30 AM »

Quote from: demi on October 14, 2007, 03:19:42 AM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on October 14, 2007, 03:06:20 AM
Dude Lunchables were disgusting. Especially the bologna and cheese one. The young Phoenix preferred a nice home cooked meal during homeschool lunch breaks

Can't blame a guy for getting a proper education in place of healthy eating

Homeschooling sucked but I must say having my mom as the school cook was definitely a high point.

Ichirou · « **Reply #9 on:** October 14, 2007, 03:30:35 AM »

Lunchables were pretty good back when I was in elementary school. I'd take the turkey, cheese, and crackers and make myself little sandwiches. NOM NOM NOM

bdoughty · « **Reply #10 on:** October 14, 2007, 03:37:08 AM »

You kids and your Lunchables. When I was a pup we had to open up the Ritz crackers, pull out the cheese, open up a packet of lunch meat and then trim them to proper Ritz specifications.

Ichirou · « **Reply #11 on:** October 14, 2007, 04:03:40 AM »

How old are you, bd? I thought I was one of the older folks on this forum, and I remember Lunchables started when I was in 4th or 5th grade.

bdoughty · « **Reply #12 on:** October 14, 2007, 04:31:24 AM »

35. They might have been around when I was a kid but I sure do not remember them. We did have the Capri-Suns in the day but those things were a major PITA getting the straw in.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #13 on:** October 14, 2007, 04:42:30 AM »

yeah, I remember when they switched caprisun to the easier hole-poking ones.

I only had lunchables when I went on a school field trip and since my family was muslim and could not eat meat that wasn't halal (kosher), I only ate the cheese pizza ones. those things were fucking shit. I liked that I didn't have to take a lunch box to the museums though.

TVC15 · « **Reply #14 on:** October 14, 2007, 04:44:45 AM »

I remember Lunchables starting when I was maybe 11 or 12 or so. They didn't really catch on right away because they were kind of expensive in comparison to good ol' lunch meat. And as I have learned, the meat in lunchables probably comes from mice or something anyway. At first there were no like, pizze ones.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #15 on:** October 14, 2007, 04:53:51 AM »

Didn't lunchables start from the Cheese and Cracker product or something? You know, Cheese sticks in one rectangular end and a pool of cheese in the other. At my Elementary School, a kid sporting lunchables was a sign of his families financial superiority

CrystalGemini · « **Reply #16 on:** October 14, 2007, 09:43:48 AM »

omg if you didn't have Lunchables at my school you were NOT COOL. AT ALL.

Ahh....Those were the days.

Ichirou · « **Reply #17 on:** October 14, 2007, 10:11:31 AM »

You were one of the kewl kids, I assume?

Beezy · « **Reply #18 on:** October 14, 2007, 11:02:31 AM »

12? My 6 year old nephew aye one of those a few days ago. Did you make a smiley face pizza too?

Stocky · « **Reply #19 on:** October 14, 2007, 11:03:32 AM »

Quote from: CrystalGemini on October 14, 2007, 09:43:48 AM

omg if you didn't have Lunchables at my school you were NOT COOL. AT ALL.

Ahh....Those were the days.

For me, it was pudding. The ultimate trade tool.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #20 on:** October 14, 2007, 01:12:49 PM »

I remember them from real early. I always wanted them because the other kids on my swim team and homeschool community group had them. Finally I convinced my mom to get it and it was horrible. I pretended like it was good though

TVC15 · « **Reply #21 on:** October 14, 2007, 01:17:14 PM »

Black people on the swim team? This is how the PD joke character is exposed?

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #22 on:** October 14, 2007, 01:18:58 PM »

I frequently eat lunchables when I cant decide on something to eat. Then again it takes scotch + game fuel to make me upchuck. Not easy

TVC15 · « **Reply #23 on:** October 14, 2007, 01:20:47 PM »

I can drink scotch until the cows come home! Lunchables are a quick trip to puke town, though. Or as I call it now, Orange Box 360ville.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #24 on:** October 14, 2007, 01:26:07 PM »

I've talked about my former swimming glory. It was an all black swim team, basically a bunch of kids forced to do it by their leet parents. We competed against other programs around Ann Arbor and Ypsilanti. But the best thing that happened had nothing to do with swimming: all the teams participated in this black history competition and we fucking slammed the Ann Arbor schools for first place. It was hilarious, especially considering how snobby Ann Arbor parents are

Alas my swimming days ended when I was told I'd need to shave my legs. I knew I made the wrong decision when I saw chicks shaving the male swimmer's legs during the Olympics :'(

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #25 on:** October 14, 2007, 01:26:34 PM »

Oh I have no problems drinking scotch, its the game fuel combo

TVC15 · « **Reply #26 on:** October 14, 2007, 01:33:21 PM »

Wait, an all black swim team? Isn't that kind of racist?

Also, MAF, Game Fuel is an unknown pleasure to me. A wildcard, if you will.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #27 on:** October 14, 2007, 01:54:56 PM »

It was this black unity type thing. I doubt whites were barred from joining. It was like those black robotics or chess teams that spring up in inner cities: an attempt to get more blacks into a hobby or sport that's predominantly practiced by whites.

TVC15 · « **Reply #28 on:** October 14, 2007, 01:58:05 PM »

BLACK ROBOTS?

Mupepe · « **Reply #29 on:** October 14, 2007, 02:03:00 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on October 14, 2007, 01:58:05 PM

BLACK ROBOTS?

demi · « **Reply #30 on:** October 14, 2007, 03:28:14 PM »

Quote from: Beezy on October 14, 2007, 11:02:31 AM

12? My 6 year old nephew aye one of those a few days ago. Did you make a smiley face pizza too?

Mine had racial slurs

bdoughty · « **Reply #31 on:** October 14, 2007, 04:39:04 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on October 14, 2007, 01:54:56 PM

It was this black unity type thing. I doubt whites were barred from joining. It was like those black robotics or chess teams that spring up in inner cities: an attempt to get more blacks into a hobby or sport that's predominantly practiced by whites.

Damn your a legend PD, making a movie after you guys and and all.

Barry Egan · « **Reply #32 on:** October 14, 2007, 05:20:05 PM »

Quote from: Cocky Funny on October 14, 2007, 01:18:58 PM

I frequently eat lunchables when I cant decide on something to eat. Then again it takes scotch + game fuel to make me upchuck. Not easy

what the fuck? That's disgusting. You can't just make a sandwich?

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #33 on:** October 14, 2007, 05:54:13 PM »

I want to drop some Game Fuel in my weird co worker, like dropping LSD in someones coffee but tell him Game Fuel will cure his depression. He'll then FLIP THE FUCK OUT, hopefully

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #34 on:** October 14, 2007, 06:02:04 PM »

Capri Sun!!

demi · « **Reply #35 on:** October 14, 2007, 06:07:42 PM »

LIQUID COOL

Barry Egan · « **Reply #36 on:** October 14, 2007, 07:45:34 PM »

I must say I wouldn't mind having a Squeezit right about now.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #37 on:** October 14, 2007, 07:54:44 PM »

oh shit! squeezit!

CrystalGemini · « **Reply #38 on:** October 14, 2007, 07:58:55 PM »

Quote from: Ichirou on October 14, 2007, 10:11:31 AM

You were one of the kewl kids, I assume?

I was never the cool kid. :'(

brawndolicious · « **Reply #39 on:** October 14, 2007, 08:00:01 PM »

squeezeits ran out too fast. and everybody would do that tilting their head back and waterfalling it into their mouth thing and make it come out of their nose.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #40 on:** October 14, 2007, 08:14:14 PM »

holy shit squeezeit

Beezy · « **Reply #41 on:** October 14, 2007, 08:16:29 PM »

Squeeze deez!

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #42 on:** October 14, 2007, 08:35:57 PM »

do they still have the square pizzas at the school cafeterias?

brawndolicious · « **Reply #43 on:** October 14, 2007, 08:41:53 PM »

they did when I was a kid ~10 years ago.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #44 on:** October 14, 2007, 08:43:25 PM »

square "pizzas" lol

Barry Egan · « **Reply #45 on:** October 14, 2007, 08:54:02 PM »

We usually had oval pizzas.

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #46 on:** October 14, 2007, 08:54:43 PM »

the square pizzas were fat-packed with ground-up mystery toppings and fake cheese (cheeze™)

CrystalGemini · « **Reply #47 on:** October 14, 2007, 08:56:41 PM »

I liked those square pizzas. :9

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #48 on:** October 14, 2007, 08:59:19 PM »

I did too, with a side of those greasy crinkle-cut fries

brawndolicious · « **Reply #49 on:** October 14, 2007, 09:12:52 PM »

yeah, those things made a six year old lethargic.

bdoughty · « **Reply #50 on:** October 14, 2007, 09:19:24 PM »

Quote from: Chipopo on October 14, 2007, 07:45:34 PM

I must say I wouldn't mind having a Squeezit right about now.

(Image removed from quote.)

Once again we must go in the way-back-machine when we had to chew off a bunch of wax to get to the juice. 80's candy ruled!

Nik-L-Nip

demi · « **Reply #51 on:** October 14, 2007, 11:14:02 PM »

Quote from: Eel_O_Brian on October 14, 2007, 08:35:57 PM

do they still have the square pizzas at the school cafeterias?

Pretty sure they do

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Author Topic: I just had a Lunchable (Read 3604 times)