Your cousin's friend got owned. What's her name? Who'd she play on Eyes?
It's kinda funny that they can't get rid of the worst character 'cuz it's her name in the title.
They can't get rid of her, they just fuck up everyone close to her.
Fall in love with a guy? His wife comes back into the picture.
Get the wife out of the picture? Things are still fucked up.
Make some progress with your mother? She dies.
Make a lot of progress with your stepmother? She dies, too, because of hiccups wtf?
Then all the progress made with your father is shot when he blames you for the stepmother's death and slaps you across the face in front of your coworkers, your boyfriend, and your boss.
[Also, James SWEARS that Thatcher punched her, closed fist, in the jaw. My best friend and I watched the scene a few times and say it was a slap. If you know what I'm talking about, what do you think it was?]