What a way to wake up!

[MrAngryFace]

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/21309269/

New Hardee’s burrito packs 920 calories
Country Breakfast Burrito also contains 60 grams of fat

[Mupepe]

blow jobs are the best way to wake up.  especially when they come from Himuro

[MrAngryFace]

In 2003 the chain introduced a line of big sandwiches, including the Monster Thickburger. The 1,420-calorie sandwich is made up of two 1/3-pound slabs of beef, four strips of bacon, three slices of cheese and mayonnaise on a buttered bun.

Even Hardees’ chicken salad — topped with onion rings and crispy chicken — has 1,100 calories and 83 grams of fat.

[hyp]

i don't even think a hardees exists around here. 

[Candyflip]

Carl's Jr is nasty anyway

[aoi tsuki]

blow jobs are the best way to wake up. 

That's where i thought this thread was headed.

[Eel O'Brian]

Hardee's new Hawaiian Chicken is tremendo awesome, however

Grilled Chicken, teriyaki sauce, some kind of cheese, Lettuce, tomato, onions - only 16 grams of fat - you can pretty much half that by telling them to hold the mayo, because fuck mayo

[bud]

tea

[brawndolicious]

this is their slogan:
"it's portable so you don't have to be"

they say their reason for making this is that when people buy breakfast at other fast food restaurants, they need two sandwiches to get full.

[TVC15]

blow jobs are the best way to wake up.  especially when they come from Himuro

Himuro's mom gives better blowjobs.

[The Sceneman]

WTF 83 grams of fat in a salad

[Ichirou]

blow jobs are the best way to wake up.  especially when they come from Himuro

`Tis better to give than to receive.  Tee hee.

[xnikki118x]

blow jobs are the best way to wake up.  especially when they come from Himuro

A good kiss is the best way to wake up.

That, or a small child crawling into your bed to cuddle. [NO HOMO, not pervy.]