I dunno why would anyone be pissed about transformers, all i want to watch is huge ass robots fighting in delicious high def and quality audio.
as in eye candy.
I had low expectations, too. I just wanted to see shit get blown up and awesome robot fights. Michael Bay failed to deliver. I thought his schtick was that sort of thing, too.
1) There's not enough action altogether, considering how long the movie is. I won't count the shitty plot against the movie, since that's clearly not the point of this sort of thing, but I will hold the fact that they spent too much time developing it, and spending time on tossoff characters that aren't entertaining and aren't even used for any purpose of the movie against it.
2) The action that is there is generally no good. I'll go right for the throat: the last sequence in the town sucks nuts. The frequently disappointing CG aside, the poor designs of the Transformers made multiple parts of the big showdown difficult to follow. When two robots were fighting in close quarters, it was a pain to tell where one robot ended and the other began. It's a fairly obvious issue, and that was like, indication super big number fucking one that they needed different designs.
3) The scene at Shia's house with the Transformers hiding was the most fucking distinguished mentally-challenged thing I have ever seen
4) This movie fucked with the Jesus. This movie peed on the Jesus. This movie fucking sucked.
Shia was the one good element. I went into the movie thinking he was some lame next big thing, but he actually did well, considering the terrible material. I don't think he will be detrimental to Indy at all, after seeing this.
