I'm always surprised Jim Bowie doesn't freak out when you say you've fucked his cousin up the ass or something.
We didn't actually think anyone paid attention to the fact that they are cousins.
Not up the ass, but yes with the fucking. I roomed with him last year, he's used to just about everything now. Good man.
In fact he introduced me to her as his "really hot cousin", so the blame isn't all on me. We weren't supposed to hit it off at all but now we're over a year strong long-distance, so him and I decided that the relationship can be hilarious too.