360 and PS3 versions of Orange Box now confirmed garbage

[TVC15]

The bulk of PC gamers on this forum are fuckin snobs. We should all be like Frag

Gee, Maf, I am sorry for liking the version of the game that doesn't make me puke.  Not metaphorical puke, not exaggerating; it has literally made me puke!

[demi]

Take your vomit like a man

[bud]

i once swalled my own vomit


then it came out of my nose

[demi]

That's MANLY

[demi]

How can I through these tears!

[BlueTsunami]

I thiiiiiiiink, I'm going to buy that cheaper 8800 series card that supposedly being released next month (As per Smooth Grooves thread) and get Orange Box for the PC.

[TVC15]

I puke all the time.  I do take it like a man.  Orange Box-related vomit is just not desirable because it has a very fast onset which prevents me from getting to the toilet or sink on time, invariably making me spray vomit in all sorts of unintended places.

When I puked all over my toilet, I later had to take an emergency shit without having time to properly clean up, and there was vomit everywhere, and I mean everywhere.  Every nook and cranny of my body.  I was like an english muffin buttered with vomit.  Thanks Valve!

[demi]

I told you, just like a garbage pail kid

Let's think of a name for him

Toilet Tantrum TVC

[Van Cruncheon]

well *i'm* vomiting now!

[TVC15]

It's not always the toilet though.

I used to try to do the kitchen sink with the garbage disposal, until it got clogged and broken.  Note that vomit was the only thing I remember putting in there, unless my cat was shitting in there during the day.

Another time when it wasn't the toilet was this time I was sick and shitting.  it was really nasty, and I had to puke.  Naturally, I couldn't get up and puke in the toilet because it was filled with shit, and if any spittle rubber-banded back into my mouth, I could have been eating my own shit.  So I did the natural thing, and just puked into the bathtub right by the toilet.  Byt he time I was done puking, the bathtub was like 1-2inches deep with chunky vomit.  That took forever to clean out.  I had to do it by fucking hand, too.

Another time when I didn't puke in the toilet was another time I was shitting, while drunk, and I just puked all over myself, fluid coming out of every hole in my body at the same time.  That was the time I puked so hard I nearly passed out.  I got really lightheaded.

[Robo]

why

[Van Cruncheon]

cry

i call dibs on onetvc-onecup.com

[BlueTsunami]

 

[TVC15]

It kind of reminds me of Seinfeld, when J Petermen buys all of Kramer's anecdotes because they are interesting, so Kramer resorts to buying Newman's to fill his anecdote gap.  So he basically loses all of his interesting, wacky stories, and is stuck telling Newman's anecdotes, which are all gross boil-related stories.  I have no good stories except my vomit-related ones

[y2kev]

water hazard is wayyyy too long

[demi]

water hazard is wayyyy too long

Dont forget to get the Singing Vortigaunt cave! Unless you're on PC then go ahead and skip it cause achievements dont matter

[TVC15]

water hazard is wayyyy too long

Water Hazard and Highway 17 are the two most complained about parts of the game.   The worst part is that they are both so promising, too.  The controls are generally pretty good, and both levels have good parts, but they just go on for waaaaaay too long.  If there were like, a 5 minute similar sequence between every level, it would be like buttah.