Author Topic: I wish this was me (Read 4851 times)

TVC15 · « **on:** October 18, 2007, 10:04:44 PM »

This is the kind of positive role model that white people have, unlike black people with their Scarface and shit.

Mupepe · « **Reply #1 on:** October 18, 2007, 10:09:52 PM »

He must be laying down a lot of dick to have them that whipped.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #2 on:** October 18, 2007, 10:12:03 PM »

The goat on the left is looking at me in a suggestive manner and the goat on the right is disapproving of this.

Mupepe · « **Reply #3 on:** October 18, 2007, 10:12:43 PM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on October 18, 2007, 10:12:03 PM

The goat on the left is looking at me in a suggestive manner and the goat on the right is disapproving of this.

no. the one on the right is obviously jealous that he favors the one on the left.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #4 on:** October 18, 2007, 10:13:49 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on October 18, 2007, 10:12:43 PM

Quote from: Father_Mike on October 18, 2007, 10:12:03 PM
The goat on the left is looking at me in a suggestive manner and the goat on the right is disapproving of this.
no. the one on the right is obviously jealous that he favors the one on the left.

But that doesn't explain why his favorite is still looking suggestively at me!?

Mupepe · « **Reply #5 on:** October 18, 2007, 10:14:30 PM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on October 18, 2007, 10:13:49 PM

Quote from: Mupepe on October 18, 2007, 10:12:43 PM
Quote from: Father_Mike on October 18, 2007, 10:12:03 PM
The goat on the left is looking at me in a suggestive manner and the goat on the right is disapproving of this.
no. the one on the right is obviously jealous that he favors the one on the left.

But that doesn't explain why his favorite is still looking suggestively at me!?

he's not. he's bragging like "look at muh man. you cant have him. he dicks me so deep"

TVC15 · « **Reply #6 on:** October 18, 2007, 10:16:10 PM »

He can turn shit into gold.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #7 on:** October 18, 2007, 10:17:28 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on October 18, 2007, 10:14:30 PM

Quote from: Father_Mike on October 18, 2007, 10:13:49 PM
Quote from: Mupepe on October 18, 2007, 10:12:43 PM
Quote from: Father_Mike on October 18, 2007, 10:12:03 PM
The goat on the left is looking at me in a suggestive manner and the goat on the right is disapproving of this.
no. the one on the right is obviously jealous that he favors the one on the left.

But that doesn't explain why his favorite is still looking suggestively at me!?
he's not. he's bragging like "look at muh man. you cant have him. he dicks me so deep"

Thats not the look on the goats face. It would have to be slightly more aggressive and arrant for that look. This look is too doe-eyed.

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #8 on:** October 18, 2007, 10:22:45 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on October 18, 2007, 10:16:10 PM

I wish this was me

That's because you're gay.

TVC15 · « **Reply #9 on:** October 18, 2007, 10:29:42 PM »

If I was gay I wouldn't want to be a mexican.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #10 on:** October 18, 2007, 10:30:43 PM »

Mupepe · « **Reply #11 on:** October 18, 2007, 10:31:49 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on October 18, 2007, 10:29:42 PM

If I was gay I wouldn't want to be a mexican.

you just like to fuck one instead

TVC15 · « **Reply #12 on:** October 18, 2007, 10:32:42 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on October 18, 2007, 10:31:49 PM

Quote from: TVC 15 on October 18, 2007, 10:29:42 PM
If I was gay I wouldn't want to be a mexican.
you just like to fuck one instead

We wouldn't need no birth control, honey

Mupepe · « **Reply #13 on:** October 18, 2007, 10:36:54 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on October 18, 2007, 10:32:42 PM

Quote from: Mupepe on October 18, 2007, 10:31:49 PM
Quote from: TVC 15 on October 18, 2007, 10:29:42 PM
If I was gay I wouldn't want to be a mexican.
you just like to fuck one instead

We wouldn't need no birth control, honey

I've got some candles and the movie Zoo at my house. Come on over. I'm feeling lonely.

I'll even open up a bottle of wine.

TVC15 · « **Reply #14 on:** October 18, 2007, 10:37:57 PM »

Can we maybe watch Caligula instead? We can do this

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #15 on:** October 18, 2007, 10:39:03 PM »

Mupepe · « **Reply #16 on:** October 18, 2007, 10:41:46 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on October 18, 2007, 10:37:57 PM

Can we maybe watch Caligula instead? We can do this

(Image removed from quote.)

I'm down. Let me get some wine in me and I'll be open to some experimentation too. Be gentle.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #17 on:** October 18, 2007, 11:13:55 PM »

I watched Caligula yesterday. watch somethign else as the only good part of that movie is the lawnmower head remover machine.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #18 on:** October 18, 2007, 11:15:34 PM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on October 18, 2007, 11:13:55 PM

I watched Caligula yesterday. watch somethign else as the only good part of that movie is the lawnmower head remover machine.

someone needs to put that online.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #19 on:** October 18, 2007, 11:18:02 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on October 18, 2007, 11:15:34 PM

Quote from: Father_Mike on October 18, 2007, 11:13:55 PM
I watched Caligula yesterday. watch somethign else as the only good part of that movie is the lawnmower head remover machine.

someone needs to put that online.

It would make an awesome gif.

here is is

[youtube=425,350]ePiiUsBxrKs[/youtube]

edit: warning there be titties in that youtube.

TVC15 · « **Reply #20 on:** October 18, 2007, 11:21:55 PM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on October 18, 2007, 11:13:55 PM

I watched Caligula yesterday. watch somethign else as the only good part of that movie is the lawnmower head remover machine.

Someone has shitty taste. Or didn't see the uncut version. That scene isn't even in the top 10.

TVC15 · « **Reply #21 on:** October 18, 2007, 11:25:50 PM »

Quote from: Billy Rygar on October 18, 2007, 11:22:41 PM

That scene is the wackiest though.

Yeah, it's like they decided to not even put on a facade of any sort of accurate representation of reality for a scene there. What the hell brought that scene on?

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #22 on:** October 18, 2007, 11:26:03 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on October 18, 2007, 11:21:55 PM

Quote from: Father_Mike on October 18, 2007, 11:13:55 PM
I watched Caligula yesterday. watch somethign else as the only good part of that movie is the lawnmower head remover machine.

Someone has shitty taste. Or didn't see the uncut version. That scene isn't even in the top 10.

It was the uncut. If I wanted to watch porn I would watch porn not Caligula, which was just 2 and a half hours of me wondering if I should be jacking off while watching this. I got my answer when his baby girl got her head smashed in at the end. Then I felt guilty.

I will say that some day I want to model a room in my house after tiberious' orgy palace.

TVC15 · « **Reply #23 on:** October 18, 2007, 11:27:21 PM »

There are like 10 minutes total footage in the movie that are pornographic, if that. Stop exaggerating. malcolm McDowell gives an amazing performance and makes something teetering on the brink of unwatchable great.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #24 on:** October 18, 2007, 11:28:46 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on October 18, 2007, 11:27:21 PM

There are like 10 minutes total footage in the movie that are pornographic, if that. Stop exaggerating. malcolm McDowell gives an amazing performance and makes something teetering on the brink of unwatchable great.

It was a great performance, but i liked it better in a clockwork orange.

TVC15 · « **Reply #25 on:** October 18, 2007, 11:30:15 PM »

I'm sorry, Arvie, but if you can't like a movie that includes the Imperial Bordello scene, you are probably gay.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #26 on:** October 18, 2007, 11:34:46 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on October 18, 2007, 11:30:15 PM

I'm sorry, Arvie, but if you can't like a movie that includes the Imperial Bordello scene, you are probably gay.

That was a pretty good scene though, still a craptacular movie.

TVC15 · « **Reply #27 on:** October 18, 2007, 11:37:48 PM »

You're a craptacular movie. Caligula is a trainwreck, but it's a fascinating disaster, end to end.

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #28 on:** October 18, 2007, 11:39:06 PM »

Show us the Deanna Troi BJ, TVC.

TVC15 · « **Reply #29 on:** October 18, 2007, 11:43:21 PM »

I don't know where it is!

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #30 on:** October 18, 2007, 11:45:14 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on October 18, 2007, 11:43:21 PM

I don't know where it is!

the only real girl bj scenes are in the imperial bordello scene I do believe.

TVC15 · « **Reply #31 on:** October 18, 2007, 11:57:10 PM »

Arvie, if you didn't love Caligula, you are going to HATE what real sex is like.

Candyflip · « **Reply #32 on:** October 18, 2007, 11:59:45 PM »

Quote from: Smooth Groove on October 18, 2007, 11:39:06 PM

Show us the Deanna Troi BJ, TVC.

Is it this?

spoiler (click to show/hide)

http://youporn.com/watch/5204

[close]

NSFW

Movie looks amazing

TVC15 · « **Reply #33 on:** October 19, 2007, 12:02:34 AM »

That is definitely Caligula, but the thing is, I don't know what she looked like between 1976 and 79 when the movie was filmed. And Wiki says she was an extra, and that looks a little more, uh, involved than an extra.

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #34 on:** October 19, 2007, 12:09:23 AM »

I like how everyone dresses either like a WWE wrestler or the bow on a christmas present in Caligula.

TVC15 · « **Reply #35 on:** October 19, 2007, 12:16:42 AM »

Caligula also had a bangin soundtrack. Can someone identify the song played after the title here? That is something famous, right?

[youtube=425,350]ximzxs7ELII[/youtube]

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #36 on:** October 19, 2007, 12:22:51 AM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on October 18, 2007, 11:57:10 PM

Arvie, if you didn't love Caligula, you are going to HATE what real sex is like.

Is this you signaling your desire to fist me with a iceing-lubed hand?

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #37 on:** October 19, 2007, 12:33:09 AM »

Quote from: Candyflip on October 18, 2007, 11:59:45 PM

Quote from: Smooth Groove on October 18, 2007, 11:39:06 PM
Show us the Deanna Troi BJ, TVC.
Is it this?
spoiler (click to show/hide)
http://youporn.com/watch/5204
[close]
NSFW

Movie looks amazing

That does kinda look like her but it probably isn't her though. I just did some research and found no solid confirmation that she did a BJ. What do you think, TVC?

Ichirou · « **Reply #38 on:** October 19, 2007, 12:34:34 AM »

One of us is gonna have to bite the bullet and go to a Star Trek convention and ask her straight-out.

TVC15 · « **Reply #39 on:** October 19, 2007, 12:34:57 AM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on October 19, 2007, 12:22:51 AM

Quote from: TVC 15 on October 18, 2007, 11:57:10 PM
Arvie, if you didn't love Caligula, you are going to HATE what real sex is like.

Is this you signaling your desire to fist me with a iceing-lubed hand?

Why do you get to be Proculus? Do you want me to cut off your dick and feed it to dogs?

Smooth, without being familiar with her looks, I don't think it was her. If she did THAT scene, I'm sure it would be very well known.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #40 on:** October 19, 2007, 12:44:21 AM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on October 19, 2007, 12:34:57 AM

Quote from: Father_Mike on October 19, 2007, 12:22:51 AM
Quote from: TVC 15 on October 18, 2007, 11:57:10 PM
Arvie, if you didn't love Caligula, you are going to HATE what real sex is like.

Is this you signaling your desire to fist me with a iceing-lubed hand?

Why do you get to be Proculus? Do you want me to cut off your dick and feed it to dogs?

Him as a puppet looked like great fun. Besides with what I'm carrying you'll have to cut off half just to be able to take it.

Synbios459 · « **Reply #41 on:** October 19, 2007, 01:36:43 AM »

No, this is TVC

TVC15 · « **Reply #42 on:** October 19, 2007, 01:41:18 AM »

Oddly enough, Synbios, your genetic role model also appears in The Holy Mountain:

drohne · « **Reply #43 on:** October 19, 2007, 04:59:15 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on October 19, 2007, 12:16:42 AM

Caligula also had a bangin soundtrack. Can someone identify the song played after the title here? That is something famous, right?

it's from prokofiev's romeo and juliet

i need to watch this movie -- that one blowjob clip is the most confusing thing i've ever seen

Ichirou · « **Reply #44 on:** October 19, 2007, 06:26:49 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on October 19, 2007, 01:41:18 AM

Oddly enough, Synbios, your genetic role model also appears in The Holy Mountain:

(Image removed from quote.)

TVC found Synbios's real father.

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Author Topic: I wish this was me (Read 4851 times)