Author Topic: Himuro, this is an intervention. (Read 5084 times)

Ichirou · « **on:** October 19, 2007, 09:39:02 PM »

Everyone is worried about your drug use. With none of your friends around to keep you in check, you have gone crazy with the drugs. :'(

Also, who is Deepa? Details.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #1 on:** October 19, 2007, 09:39:52 PM »

I just want Himu to say how Flordia and school is going in detail?

Ichirou · « **Reply #2 on:** October 19, 2007, 09:40:24 PM »

And tell us about Deepa. And about getting high.

demi · « **Reply #3 on:** October 19, 2007, 09:40:38 PM »

DEEPA

Ichirou · « **Reply #4 on:** October 19, 2007, 09:50:45 PM »

Himuro is online but avoiding this thread. I guess he doesn't want to talk about Deepa or about his constant and habitual use of mary jane.

Mupepe · « **Reply #5 on:** October 19, 2007, 09:50:54 PM »

DEEPA nicca! GO DEEPA

Ichirou · « **Reply #6 on:** October 19, 2007, 09:52:17 PM »

I actually don't give a shit about the drugs, I just want to know about this Deepa chick and how far Himu has gotten with her - is it true Indian pussies taste like curry? JPRaup says they do.

Himu · « **Reply #7 on:** October 19, 2007, 09:53:36 PM »

I can't go anywhere with her because her culture and all o dat.

What's wrogn with weed

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #8 on:** October 19, 2007, 09:54:44 PM »

Himu whats uni like? what classes are you taking? whats your living arrangements like?

Himu · « **Reply #9 on:** October 19, 2007, 09:55:56 PM »

How did Ichirou know I'm into weed. Man this is gay. You never talk to me on aim because you're never on and now you dare bring up an intervention!

Ichirou · « **Reply #10 on:** October 19, 2007, 09:56:54 PM »

Ichirou · « **Reply #11 on:** October 19, 2007, 09:58:04 PM »

I can't use AIM at work, which is where I'm at right now, and I never see you online when I'm at home. You're probably too busy smoking a fatty and hanging out with Deepa.

Himu · « **Reply #12 on:** October 19, 2007, 09:58:16 PM »

I'll go deepa in your ass

demi · « **Reply #13 on:** October 19, 2007, 09:59:22 PM »

Quote from: Himuro on October 19, 2007, 09:53:36 PM

I can't go anywhere with her because her culture and all o dat.

Oh thank God, she's white

Ichirou · « **Reply #14 on:** October 19, 2007, 09:59:47 PM »

Quote from: Himuro on October 19, 2007, 09:58:16 PM

I'll go deepa in your ass

omg

The intervention thing was just to get you to come into the thread and tell us about Deepa. Are you dating her? Are things serious? Do you think you'll be able to get anywhere with her, if she's so strict about cultural shit?

Oh, and answer Mike's questions too.

Ichirou · « **Reply #15 on:** October 19, 2007, 10:00:24 PM »

Quote from: demi on October 19, 2007, 09:59:22 PM

Quote from: Himuro on October 19, 2007, 09:53:36 PM
I can't go anywhere with her because her culture and all o dat.

Oh thank God, she's white

I think he means cultural strictures since she's from India. They can't date outside their castes or whatever.

demi · « **Reply #16 on:** October 19, 2007, 10:02:25 PM »

Why is it limited to India? I wouldn't let Himuro hang out with me in public

Himu · « **Reply #17 on:** October 19, 2007, 10:03:02 PM »

xenophobic grace: DEEPA
xenophobic grace: it's like an engrish version of deeper
Mupepe: haha it's a bad ass version of it. i love that name
xenophobic grace: i can make jokes about that name all day
xenophobic grace: deepa deepa
Mupepe: i could make a song out of it
xenophobic grace: make a song and post it

Ichirou · « **Reply #18 on:** October 19, 2007, 10:03:48 PM »

Quote from: demi on October 19, 2007, 10:02:25 PM

Why is it limited to India? I wouldn't let Himuro hang out with me in public

I wouldn't hang out with you in public either, what's your point?

Himu · « **Reply #19 on:** October 19, 2007, 10:07:01 PM »

Quote from: Ichirou on October 19, 2007, 10:03:48 PM

Quote from: demi on October 19, 2007, 10:02:25 PM
Why is it limited to India? I wouldn't let Himuro hang out with me in public

I wouldn't hang out with you in public either, what's your point?

demi's a cripple i wouldn't either

Himu · « **Reply #20 on:** October 19, 2007, 10:10:21 PM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on October 19, 2007, 09:54:44 PM

Himu whats uni like? what classes are you taking? whats your living arrangements like?

it's fun but the people here are stupid. there's a lot of rednecks here. i was telling beezy like last night there there's a slut here named Kat who has corns on her feet (she always wears sandals), scars all over her body, and missing teeth. It's not a pretty sight. I've seen more women like that here than my entire life in Tejas. It's nasty.

I'm taking:

Web page design
Illustration
Religion
Art appreciation

My living arrangements are okay. I get a washer and dryer and kitchen and shit, and wireless internet. It's all good. My roommate is cool, our other housemate is a loser who we think is homosexual, and not the good kind (tvc) either.

Ichirou · « **Reply #21 on:** October 19, 2007, 10:11:21 PM »

demi should hang out with Synbios, they can chat about how tough it is to live life with disabilities.

Himu · « **Reply #22 on:** October 19, 2007, 10:14:35 PM »

I can imagine synbios trying to give demi a hand job but he can't, so he gives demi a footjob instead

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #23 on:** October 19, 2007, 10:14:57 PM »

Sounds awesome himu. Are you living on campus?

Ichirou · « **Reply #24 on:** October 19, 2007, 10:15:26 PM »

Quote from: Himuro on October 19, 2007, 10:14:35 PM

I can imagine synbios trying to give demi a hand job but he can't, so he gives demi a footjob instead

oh shit, that made me LOL and I'm at work so I had to stifle it down.

Himu · « **Reply #25 on:** October 19, 2007, 10:17:25 PM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on October 19, 2007, 10:14:57 PM

Sounds awesome himu. Are you living on campus?

naw apartment

Ichirou · « **Reply #26 on:** October 19, 2007, 10:18:16 PM »

Quote from: Himuro on October 19, 2007, 10:17:25 PM

Quote from: Father_Mike on October 19, 2007, 10:14:57 PM
Sounds awesome himu. Are you living on campus?

naw apartment

Campus life can be a pain in the ass, you made the right choice.

Himu · « **Reply #27 on:** October 19, 2007, 10:19:54 PM »

Quote from: Ichirou on October 19, 2007, 09:59:47 PM

Are you dating her? Are things serious? Do you think you'll be able to get anywhere with her, if she's so strict about cultural shit?

No I'm not dating her. I like her though, but she doesn't want to move forward for fear of disobeying her family.

No things are not serious right now.

I don't think I can go anywhere with her in the future, because she's pretty obedient. She's not the hide behind your back type.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #28 on:** October 19, 2007, 10:20:29 PM »

Quote from: Himuro on October 19, 2007, 10:17:25 PM

Quote from: Father_Mike on October 19, 2007, 10:14:57 PM
Sounds awesome himu. Are you living on campus?

naw apartment

Is it expensive? How did you get an arrange getting an apartment from Texas? Do you just look through ads or does the uni help you find something? - I got to start finding out about these things for next year.

Ichirou · « **Reply #29 on:** October 19, 2007, 10:22:02 PM »

Quote from: Himuro on October 19, 2007, 10:19:54 PM

Quote from: Ichirou on October 19, 2007, 09:59:47 PM
Are you dating her? Are things serious? Do you think you'll be able to get anywhere with her, if she's so strict about cultural shit?

No I'm not dating her. I like her though, but she doesn't want to move forward for fear of disobeying her family.

No things are not serious right now.

I don't think I can go anywhere with her in the future, because she's pretty obedient. She's not the hide behind your back type.

Aw, damn, that sucks. Oh, well, plenty of fish in the sea.

Look for a Puerto Rican chick. Shouldn't be too hard, since you're in Florida!

Himu · « **Reply #30 on:** October 19, 2007, 10:22:41 PM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on October 19, 2007, 10:20:29 PM

Quote from: Himuro on October 19, 2007, 10:17:25 PM
Quote from: Father_Mike on October 19, 2007, 10:14:57 PM
Sounds awesome himu. Are you living on campus?

naw apartment

Is it expensive? How did you get an arrange getting an apartment from Texas? Do you just look through ads or does the uni help you find something? - I got to start finding out about these things for next year.

I got help. I found some people interested in living in an apartment and we just did it.

It can be expensive, but we split the bill so it's not so bad.

Himu · « **Reply #31 on:** October 19, 2007, 10:23:46 PM »

Quote from: Ichirou on October 19, 2007, 10:22:02 PM

Quote from: Himuro on October 19, 2007, 10:19:54 PM
Quote from: Ichirou on October 19, 2007, 09:59:47 PM
Are you dating her? Are things serious? Do you think you'll be able to get anywhere with her, if she's so strict about cultural shit?

No I'm not dating her. I like her though, but she doesn't want to move forward for fear of disobeying her family.

No things are not serious right now.

I don't think I can go anywhere with her in the future, because she's pretty obedient. She's not the hide behind your back type.

Aw, damn, that sucks. Oh, well, plenty of fish in the sea.

Look for a Puerto Rican chick. Shouldn't be too hard, since you're in Florida!

There's one black chick on campus who's interested in me. She's cool. We play games together sometimes, mostly fighting games.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #32 on:** October 19, 2007, 10:25:11 PM »

Quote from: Himuro on October 19, 2007, 10:23:46 PM

Quote from: Ichirou on October 19, 2007, 10:22:02 PM
Quote from: Himuro on October 19, 2007, 10:19:54 PM
Quote from: Ichirou on October 19, 2007, 09:59:47 PM
Are you dating her? Are things serious? Do you think you'll be able to get anywhere with her, if she's so strict about cultural shit?

No I'm not dating her. I like her though, but she doesn't want to move forward for fear of disobeying her family.

No things are not serious right now.

I don't think I can go anywhere with her in the future, because she's pretty obedient. She's not the hide behind your back type.

Aw, damn, that sucks. Oh, well, plenty of fish in the sea.

Look for a Puerto Rican chick. Shouldn't be too hard, since you're in Florida!

There's one black chick on campus who's interested in me. She's cool. We play games together sometimes, mostly fighting games.

Is she good?

Himu · « **Reply #33 on:** October 19, 2007, 10:26:20 PM »

Yeah she's pretty good. She joins me and the guys and plays games. Last night we were playing Third Strike. She kicked my ass.

Ichirou · « **Reply #34 on:** October 19, 2007, 10:29:14 PM »

Quote from: Himuro on October 19, 2007, 10:26:20 PM

Yeah she's pretty good. She joins me and the guys and plays games. Last night we were playing Third Strike. She kicked my ass.

What character do you use on Third Strike?

Himu · « **Reply #35 on:** October 19, 2007, 10:30:38 PM »

Matoko, Yun/Yang, Ken, Elena

Ichirou · « **Reply #36 on:** October 19, 2007, 10:32:57 PM »

I like Makoto but I suck using her. :/

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #37 on:** October 19, 2007, 10:33:36 PM »

This is the determining question if you should date her? How did she react when you told her Capcom anounced 4?

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2nd determining question is, is she hot?

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Himu · « **Reply #38 on:** October 19, 2007, 10:34:11 PM »

It's all about kura kusa, baby!

Ichirou · « **Reply #39 on:** October 19, 2007, 10:35:32 PM »

The only acceptable answer to Mike's question is: "HOLY SHIT YES OH SWEET JESUS...I hope it's not by Udon."

Himu · « **Reply #40 on:** October 19, 2007, 10:36:17 PM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on October 19, 2007, 10:33:36 PM

This is the determining question if you should date her? How did she react when you told her Capcom anounced 4?

spoiler (click to show/hide)
2nd determining question is, is she hot?
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We usually play fighting games every Thursday. I told I wanted to be prepared for Street Fighter 4 by playing Third Strike. She said she'd get me ready by kicking my ass and she did.

She already knew about SF4. She reads the internet gaming news sites.

She's attractive. Not hot, but she's attractive.

Ichirou · « **Reply #41 on:** October 19, 2007, 10:37:42 PM »

Hit it, Himu. And when you're cumming inside her, scream out "HADOOOOKEN!"

Himu · « **Reply #42 on:** October 19, 2007, 10:38:32 PM »

You're fucking crazy, you know that?

I'm going to go get stoned. Then we're walking to Wendys for some munchies.

Ichirou · « **Reply #43 on:** October 19, 2007, 10:41:59 PM »

Quote from: Himuro on October 19, 2007, 10:38:32 PM

You're fucking crazy, you know that?

I'm going to go get stoned. Then we're walking to Wendys for some munchies.

Wendy's

It's kinda sad that the only place I've found to get a decent burger in Japan (that's close by, anyway) is Wendy's.

Beezy · « **Reply #44 on:** October 19, 2007, 10:49:29 PM »

Quote from: Ichirou on October 19, 2007, 10:37:42 PM

Hit it, Himu. And when you're cumming inside her, scream out "HADOOOOKEN!"

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #45 on:** October 19, 2007, 11:00:58 PM »

Quote from: Beezy on October 19, 2007, 10:49:29 PM

Quote from: Ichirou on October 19, 2007, 10:37:42 PM
Hit it, Himu. And when you're cumming inside her, scream out "HADOOOOKEN!"

Synbios459 · « **Reply #46 on:** October 19, 2007, 11:03:08 PM »

Junpei the Tracer! · « **Reply #47 on:** October 20, 2007, 12:08:32 AM »

...that was funny.

Ichirou · « **Reply #48 on:** October 20, 2007, 12:44:43 AM »

Quote from: Junpei the Tracer! on October 20, 2007, 12:08:32 AM

...that was funny.

As funny as your mom?

[/Synbios]

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #49 on:** October 20, 2007, 12:51:02 AM »

Quote from: Ichirou on October 20, 2007, 12:44:43 AM

Quote from: Junpei the Tracer! on October 20, 2007, 12:08:32 AM
...that was funny.

As funny as your mom?

[/Synbios]

As funny as Synbios' mom...

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bathing Synbios, at age 20.

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Ichirou · « **Reply #50 on:** October 20, 2007, 12:54:29 AM »

His dad does that. His dad also jacks him off and wipes him off after he poops. You should chat with him on AIM. You'll find out lots of things.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #51 on:** October 20, 2007, 01:27:17 AM »

...jacks him off?

Ichirou · « **Reply #52 on:** October 20, 2007, 01:30:58 AM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on October 20, 2007, 01:27:17 AM

...jacks him off?

Well, he can't do it himself. Flippers, y'know.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #53 on:** October 20, 2007, 01:40:26 AM »

I don't get why he can't whip is own ass though, there has got to be some way of doing it, like say a plunger stuck to wall with a roll of tole it paper on the stick. he could straddle it and wiggle up and down till hes clean.

I think his problem is, is that he's not inventive enough.

Ichirou · « **Reply #54 on:** October 20, 2007, 01:41:42 AM »

Or he could use one of those things the french use...I'm trying to remember the name, but it squirts water straight up your bunghole.

Shuri · « **Reply #55 on:** October 20, 2007, 01:44:31 AM »

a bidet.

Ichirou · « **Reply #56 on:** October 20, 2007, 01:45:12 AM »

Quote from: Shuri on October 20, 2007, 01:44:31 AM

a bidet.

YES! I knew it started with a b. That's all synbios needs. A bidet.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #57 on:** October 20, 2007, 01:46:55 AM »

Quote from: Ichirou on October 20, 2007, 01:45:12 AM

Quote from: Shuri on October 20, 2007, 01:44:31 AM
a bidet.

YES! I knew it started with a b. That's all synbios needs. A bidet.

Bidets from my experience just make you feel clean, but don't actually clean you...

...

Shuri · « **Reply #58 on:** October 20, 2007, 01:48:53 AM »

I never used one, but I must admit I'm interested in how it works and feel. I believe they have those luxury bidets that not only shoot out water, but also shoot out some scented cleaning stuff.

evilbore bidet experts, please advise.

Ichirou · « **Reply #59 on:** October 20, 2007, 01:50:05 AM »

Some of the fancier Japanese toilets have bidet features built right into the toilets. You finish pooping, hit a button, and a stream of warm water washes over your anus.

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Author Topic: Himuro, this is an intervention. (Read 5084 times)