Author Topic: I learned a magic trick tonight (Read 983 times)

CajoleJuice · « **on:** October 21, 2007, 02:51:20 AM »

From a bartender, no less!

I also learned a new card game.

All from just walking around the corner.

I'm sorry for this thread.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #1 on:** October 21, 2007, 02:58:29 AM »

maybe you'll get laid now.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #2 on:** October 21, 2007, 02:59:38 AM »

you son of a bitch

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #3 on:** October 21, 2007, 03:03:17 AM »

Ice cold PD.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #4 on:** October 21, 2007, 03:06:01 AM »

If learning to blow a fireball didn't get me laid, I don't think a shitty card trick will get the job done.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #5 on:** October 21, 2007, 03:43:16 AM »

Quote from: CajoleJuice on October 21, 2007, 03:06:01 AM

If learning to blow a fireball didn't get me laid, I don't think a shitty card trick will get the job done.

Maybe it's not fireballs you should be blowing if you really want to get laid...

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #6 on:** October 21, 2007, 03:46:12 AM »

himu told me if you prefer fellatio a woman will do anything you want, ANYTHING. i guess you gotta go for the gut and use "i'll preform fellatio on you my dear" as a pickup line cuz fire and magic don't get you shit

drohne · « **Reply #7 on:** October 21, 2007, 03:55:35 AM »

good idea pd -- casually let it drop in conversation that your partners have praised your fellatio skills. i bet girls will let you play with their tits by the end of the night

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #8 on:** October 21, 2007, 04:39:37 AM »

oh no doubt, no doubt

Ichirou · « **Reply #9 on:** October 21, 2007, 07:05:34 AM »

When you do it to a woman it's called cunnilingus, PeeDee.

TVC15 · « **Reply #10 on:** October 21, 2007, 07:47:13 AM »

omigod

Beezy · « **Reply #11 on:** October 21, 2007, 09:07:03 AM »

bud · « **Reply #12 on:** October 21, 2007, 09:20:11 AM »

there's this one trick where you shake the cards and play around with them a bit and they'll appear to be all aces.

how the fuck do you do this!? $:-\$

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #13 on:** October 21, 2007, 01:04:09 PM »

Quote from: Ichirou on October 21, 2007, 07:05:34 AM

When you do it to a woman it's called cunnilingus, PeeDee.

wait, what. oh no

but in Silence of the Lambs...

DJ_Tet · « **Reply #14 on:** October 21, 2007, 02:09:22 PM »

Quote from: bud on October 21, 2007, 09:20:11 AM

there's this one trick where you shake the cards and play around with them a bit and they'll appear to be all aces.

how the fuck do you do this!? $:-\$

It's magic.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #15 on:** October 21, 2007, 02:11:56 PM »

Quote from: bud on October 21, 2007, 09:20:11 AM

there's this one trick where you shake the cards and play around with them a bit and they'll appear to be all aces.

how the fuck do you do this!? $:-\$

The bartender tried to do a trick like this, but he fucked it up.

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