Author Topic: Don't you just feel guilty after you've jacked off? (Read 7646 times)

Himu · « **on:** October 21, 2007, 09:02:35 PM »

I mean. You're in the mood, you're horny, you bust a nut; right afterwards you feel like,"What have I done?!" as if you've done something extremely wrong. SMH @ these situations.

I don't know what's up but that crap has wore me out and I can't take no more. That shit is awful. Why should I feel guilty to experience pleasure?

And this is REAL TALK. Even SOHH agrees:

http://forums.sohh.com/showthread.php?t=772435

The Sceneman · « **Reply #1 on:** October 21, 2007, 09:06:23 PM »

WTF get real, I feel awesome after I beat off

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #2 on:** October 21, 2007, 09:07:27 PM »

Only if it's like weird. Like 30 men-one woman bukkake weird.

Himu · « **Reply #3 on:** October 21, 2007, 09:07:37 PM »

It makes me feel awful.

The Sceneman · « **Reply #4 on:** October 21, 2007, 09:09:10 PM »

maybe you should stop jerking off, or just make an effort to be more chilled out about it. every dude does it, BECAUSE ITS AWESOME.

Smoking weed and then jerking off

Himu · « **Reply #5 on:** October 21, 2007, 09:10:56 PM »

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Word..me too..a nygga bust his juicy juice.. then I'm like "Why in the FUCC did I do that for!!??" cause I know Jesus is scusted at my actions.
Alot of things get to a nygga after I bust.. as I look into the piece of dawny papertowel with my kids splattered on it.. I think "Damn one of those ma'fuccers could of been the 1st black president"
"a Doctor,a Lawyer, the king of NY"... it just angers me

The Sceneman · « **Reply #6 on:** October 21, 2007, 09:11:37 PM »

wheres that from?

Powerslave · « **Reply #7 on:** October 21, 2007, 09:13:04 PM »

The first thing that comes in my mind after orgasms are internet memes.

Himu · « **Reply #8 on:** October 21, 2007, 09:13:32 PM »

Quote from: Scenester on October 21, 2007, 09:11:37 PM

wheres that from?

That SOHH thread I linked in the op

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #9 on:** October 21, 2007, 09:16:02 PM »

Never guilty. Thats probably because I'm doing the world a favor by destroying my offspring.

edit: sometimes I feel guilty about wasting time, but I get that from playing games or watching movies too so...

MCD · « **Reply #10 on:** October 21, 2007, 09:16:09 PM »

I feel at ease of mind.

the only guilty part is this:

i delete my porn files afterwards, don't ask me why, it always happens like this.

and the cycle continues like this, find porn, jack off, delete...etc.

BamYouHaveAids · « **Reply #11 on:** October 21, 2007, 09:16:51 PM »

I wouldn't say I feel guilty, but afterwards I do tell myself that I will delete any porn on my computer and never view it again.

Then I take a leak.

Himu · « **Reply #12 on:** October 21, 2007, 09:17:53 PM »

Sometimes I'll delete my porn, and I'll be like,"I don't need it anymore."

Fast forward it to like a month later and I'm looking for it, and going crazy because it was some good porn.

Lesson: never delete

MCD · « **Reply #13 on:** October 21, 2007, 09:20:03 PM »

I wish i can Himuro, but after jacking off, i feel disgusted at my porn files for some reason.

after 1 day, lol time to download them again.

Himu · « **Reply #14 on:** October 21, 2007, 09:21:00 PM »

Yeah pretty much.

There was this one porn I dled years back after I saw it on Mupepe's computer at his place. It was some of the best shit ever. And then I deleted it. I DON'T KNOW WHY BUT I DID.

I've been looking for that porn for years. If I someday find it, I will never delete it again.

TVC15 · « **Reply #15 on:** October 21, 2007, 09:39:38 PM »

What are you? Catlic?

demi · « **Reply #16 on:** October 21, 2007, 09:52:05 PM »

Um... no, I usually just go to bed

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #17 on:** October 21, 2007, 09:58:11 PM »

After I bust a nut I'm usually bummed because I didn't have a Peter North explosion. But then again sometimes I'm pissed because I shot all the way onto my pants. Semen leaves a mark, and it's hard to get off clothes. It's like a syrup stain or something

Himu · « **Reply #18 on:** October 21, 2007, 09:59:11 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on October 21, 2007, 09:58:11 PM

After I bust a nut I'm usually bummed because I didn't have a Peter North explosion. But then again sometimes I'm pissed because I shot all the way onto my pants. Semen leaves a mark, and it's hard to get off clothes. It's like a syrup stain or something

Ummm...

Ichirou · « **Reply #19 on:** October 21, 2007, 10:11:09 PM »

Confession time: I used to feel this way too, probably because I was raised Catholic.

I also did the "OMG WHAT HAVE I DONE" and deleted all my porn only to have to look for it again weeks later.

That was when I was like 15, though.

Trent Dole · « **Reply #20 on:** October 21, 2007, 10:47:37 PM »

Uh, I feel guilty that it's not going on my girlfriend's stomach or face or in her mouth, but other than that...

TVC15 · « **Reply #21 on:** October 21, 2007, 10:54:13 PM »

I feel kind of guilty after jacking off to pictures of Himuro. It's just kinda icky to think that myself and himuro's mom are beating our respective peans to the same pics.

Himu · « **Reply #22 on:** October 21, 2007, 11:39:16 PM »

TVC jacks off to me?

I'm flattered!

Beezy · « **Reply #23 on:** October 22, 2007, 12:14:20 AM »

Quote from: Himuro on October 21, 2007, 09:10:56 PM

Quote
Word..me too..a nygga bust his juicy juice.. then I'm like "Why in the FUCC did I do that for!!??" cause I know Jesus is scusted at my actions.
Alot of things get to a nygga after I bust.. as I look into the piece of dawny papertowel with my kids splattered on it.. I think "Damn one of those ma'fuccers could of been the 1st black president"
"a Doctor,a Lawyer, the king of NY"... it just angers me

Dawny paper towel

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #24 on:** October 22, 2007, 12:16:41 AM »

Sohh>*

Mondain · « **Reply #25 on:** October 22, 2007, 02:12:17 AM »

it's got nothing to do with feelings, it's the endorphin soothing you after the ejaculation

Mupepe · « **Reply #26 on:** October 22, 2007, 07:40:43 PM »

if some of you feel bad, maybe you should start jacking off to something else. Why the fuck would you feel guilty afterwards? maybe what you really need to do is watch gay porn. or maybe that's what you've been doing and that's why you feel guilty. homo.

Himu · « **Reply #27 on:** October 22, 2007, 07:43:23 PM »

You said you feel guilty before. Have you been watching gay porn?!

Bloodwake · « **Reply #28 on:** October 22, 2007, 07:47:10 PM »

I felt guilty at first.

NOT ANYMORE.

You guys should quit being pussies.

Himu · « **Reply #29 on:** October 22, 2007, 07:51:10 PM »

Quote from: Bloodwake on October 22, 2007, 07:47:10 PM

I felt guilty at first.

NOT ANYMORE.

You guys should quit being pussies.

It's not every time though. Just rarely.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #30 on:** October 22, 2007, 07:53:36 PM »

If anything Himu, you should feel guilty about stealing a good white woman from her boyfriend - even if he's a slouch

Mupepe · « **Reply #31 on:** October 22, 2007, 07:54:52 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on October 22, 2007, 07:53:36 PM

If anything Himu, you should feel guilty about stealing a good white woman from her boyfriend - even if he's a slouch

she's not a good white woman if she's cheating on her boyfriend.

she's an average stupid slut

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Author Topic: Don't you just feel guilty after you've jacked off? (Read 7646 times)