Post your favorite cut-downs and rants from the many childish arguments we've had, and if possible mention the consequences/aftermath.
Enjoy Bell Woods on Alyssa DeJour: "Looks like a filthy guido in drag."
Aftermath: Enjoy Bell Woods banned for using racial epithet "guido".....current whereabouts of both EBW and Alyssa are unknown.
Drinky Crow on Saint Cornelius: "A surly man's Dave Long."
Aftermath: Saint has since stopped promoting Nintendo's awful Gamecube claptrap (I believe this was in the context of a Kirby Air Race discussion), but remains quite surly.
OA Joke Account on GAF: "This thread sucks. Lock it down, conehead!"
Jinx: "I'm going to give you exactly 60 minutes to explain who the conehead is."
Joke Account: "You are the conehead."
Aftermath: Joke account banned from GAF, though this hilariously flagrant defiance in the face of preposterous mod chest-puffing lives on in our hearts and minds.
Mandark's classic anti-Manabyte mega-rant:
"I want to feel sorry for you, I really do. You're repulsive to women, incapable of social contact, and so completely bereft of individuality you have to choose bits of pop culture and cling to them, in the vain hope that you can define your identity as a person that way.
It's a tragedy, and if I could change it, I would. I'd buy you testicles on the black market. I'd go back in time and tell your mom not to touch the soft spot. I'd take you to Oz and tell the Wizard "one of everything on the menu."
But I can't.
So instead, I will just ask you to shut up. It's mildly annoying to see you blather on about your shitty Star Wars prequels, your weird fetish for a kid's entertainment brand, and your awful fake-cowboy pop music, but hey, that's your bag.
When you drift away from that, it's a problem. Everything you say is completely inane, and you no longer have the ability to copy/paste from AICN and pretend you have some special insight. Also, it's wildly inappropriate to read social commentary written by someone who has been effectively banished from human society.
So please please please stop.
Or threaten to sue GAF again. That's always fun."
Aftermath: It later turns out that Manabyte is married, so at least there's one woman that he doesn't find him repulsive. He continues to post frequently on his pet topics (Disney, theme parks, George Lucas) but will rarely engage in debate over their merits.
