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demi

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What's the best way to tell you are an authentic White Man?
« on: October 22, 2007, 02:24:08 PM »
I'm currently in a heated debate, and any little tidbits would be most helpful.
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demi

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Re: What's the best way to tell you are an authentic White Man?
« Reply #1 on: October 22, 2007, 02:25:27 PM »
I cannot acknowledge that answer from someone who is not white
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demi

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Re: What's the best way to tell you are an authentic White Man?
« Reply #2 on: October 22, 2007, 02:31:05 PM »
You had best take that back before you get ICED
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Madrun Badrun

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Re: What's the best way to tell you are an authentic White Man?
« Reply #3 on: October 22, 2007, 02:39:34 PM »
I have never met anyone I consider truly black, thus I am untainted and belong to the authentic White Man club. 
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demi

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Re: What's the best way to tell you are an authentic White Man?
« Reply #4 on: October 22, 2007, 02:43:23 PM »
Shut up you fucking racist
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BlueTsunami

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Re: What's the best way to tell you are an authentic White Man?
« Reply #5 on: October 22, 2007, 02:48:54 PM »
You listen to Slipknot while boiling up some potatoes your mom tought you when you were growing up on the cold flat plains of Kansas.
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Madrun Badrun

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Re: What's the best way to tell you are an authentic White Man?
« Reply #6 on: October 22, 2007, 02:48:55 PM »
Fake whiteman be jealous! 
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demi

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Re: What's the best way to tell you are an authentic White Man?
« Reply #7 on: October 22, 2007, 02:51:51 PM »
(he's not really white)
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max_cool

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Re: What's the best way to tell you are an authentic White Man?
« Reply #8 on: October 22, 2007, 10:53:05 PM »
If you enjoy swimming, tennis, NOT using wash cloths, country music, Mathew Broderick, and some stuff I can't think of, you probably are white white white.
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Barry Egan

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Re: What's the best way to tell you are an authentic White Man?
« Reply #9 on: October 22, 2007, 11:01:22 PM »
you've hummed a James Blunt song.
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BlueTsunami

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Re: What's the best way to tell you are an authentic White Man?
« Reply #10 on: October 22, 2007, 11:02:51 PM »
Liking Seinfeld is a Wild Card. It doesn't necessarily make you white but if your everything max_cool said and like Seinfeld then your super white.
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Beezy

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Re: What's the best way to tell you are an authentic White Man?
« Reply #11 on: October 22, 2007, 11:23:02 PM »
Quote from: Father_Mike on October 22, 2007, 02:39:34 PM
I have never met anyone I consider truly black, thus I am untainted and belong to the authentic White Man club. 
Quote from: demi on October 22, 2007, 02:43:23 PM
Shut up you fucking racist
:lol
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Madrun Badrun

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Re: What's the best way to tell you are an authentic White Man?
« Reply #12 on: October 22, 2007, 11:24:52 PM »
Quote from: Beezy on October 22, 2007, 11:23:02 PM
Quote from: Father_Mike on October 22, 2007, 02:39:34 PM
I have never met anyone I consider truly black, thus I am untainted and belong to the authentic White Man club. 
Quote from: demi on October 22, 2007, 02:43:23 PM
Shut up you fucking racist
:lol

But I would taint for you Beezy.   :-*
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Gay Boy

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Re: What's the best way to tell you are an authentic White Man?
« Reply #13 on: October 23, 2007, 12:14:25 AM »
Quote from: max_cool on October 22, 2007, 10:53:05 PM
If you enjoy swimming, tennis, NOT using wash cloths, country music, Mathew Broderick, and some stuff I can't think of, you probably are white white white.
what is it with black people and wash cloths?
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Ichirou

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Re: What's the best way to tell you are an authentic White Man?
« Reply #14 on: October 23, 2007, 12:56:28 AM »
We need to identify all the whiteys for when the blacks and hispanics take over, so we can wipe 'em out in one fell swoop.
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