Author Topic: DO NOT BUY MAGE KNIGHT: APOCALYPSE (Read 2018 times)

Van Cruncheon · « **on:** October 10, 2006, 12:38:56 AM »

a fool and his money...yeah what the fuck ever

anyway, it's utter asspaste spewed straight from the collective gaming buttocks of Eastern Europe. It promises Diablo-esque hacking and looting, but what you get are busted AI and the worst VA work since the first Baten Kaitos.

I took this bullet for you. Admittedly, it was a bullet from a gun only an idiot would stand in front of, but FUCK YOU I'M THAT IDIOT.

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #1 on:** October 10, 2006, 01:09:21 AM »

Think of those poor Eastern European coders and their poor children, and the hard crusts of bread those children won't get if you don't buy Mage Knight: Apocalypse II. Think of them, Drinky.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #2 on:** October 10, 2006, 01:22:33 AM »

I am (not) proud to be one of the exactly 717 copies this game will sell.

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #3 on:** October 10, 2006, 02:46:27 AM »

Just wait a few months, there will be another Korean or Russian Diablo knockoff to purchase!!

Keep the faith!

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #4 on:** October 10, 2006, 12:05:45 PM »

can't wait

TVC15 · « **Reply #5 on:** October 10, 2006, 01:05:11 PM »

He claims he is getting rid of the game today. I guarantee I can convince him to rebuy it the next time we go to Fry's, Home of Shitty Eastern European PC Games.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #6 on:** October 10, 2006, 01:07:26 PM »

It's in my truck!

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #7 on:** October 10, 2006, 03:39:49 PM »

Quote from: Drinky Crow on October 10, 2006, 01:07:26 PM

It's in my truck!

Don't you mean "emasculating minivan"?

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #8 on:** October 10, 2006, 03:43:28 PM »

hey, i own a ford ranger, too

mean!

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #9 on:** October 10, 2006, 03:44:04 PM »

apparently -- well according to tvc's expostulatory reaction -- mage knight wasn't the most shocking thing about my game receipt.

TVC15 · « **Reply #10 on:** October 10, 2006, 03:54:44 PM »

He bought FF Crystal Chronicles and claims he likes the single player.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #11 on:** October 10, 2006, 03:59:42 PM »

it's true

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #12 on:** October 10, 2006, 04:04:59 PM »

dont you carry a bucket of water in that game?

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #13 on:** October 10, 2006, 04:19:41 PM »

not in single player -- a winged moppet carries it for you!

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MrAngryFace · « **Reply #14 on:** October 10, 2006, 04:22:24 PM »

do you drink the water?

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #15 on:** October 10, 2006, 04:24:14 PM »

no, it's holy water that drives away the evil fog!

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #16 on:** October 10, 2006, 04:31:08 PM »

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #17 on:** October 10, 2006, 04:32:15 PM »

it has pretty graphics and loot!

right?

TVC15 · « **Reply #18 on:** October 10, 2006, 04:34:37 PM »

Quote from: Drinky Crow on October 10, 2006, 04:32:15 PM

it has pretty graphics and loot!

right?

It does look better than any of the Wii launch titles.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #19 on:** October 10, 2006, 04:37:06 PM »

I think they're making a sequel for the Wii, which would do more to get me to buy a Wii than Super Mario's Waggleverse or Waggle Wii Party or Wii Watersports or whatever else crap is dragging that launch into the sewer

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Author Topic: DO NOT BUY MAGE KNIGHT: APOCALYPSE (Read 2018 times)