Willco has only been wrong about one movie: Army of Darkness. That was pretty sucky.
How DARE you? Bubba Ho-tep I could understand, but this is incomprehensible. You didn't happen to post this right after an anti-semitic rant at your DUI booking, did you?
I saw about an hour of the movie, and it was horrible.
There's this part where Ash is attacked by these miny versions of himself, and they start poking his eyes/tripping him/etc; typical Bugs Bunny shit. Then one of them drops a pot of hot grits on his head, at which point he runs around. WTF is this?