Author Topic: Somehow I have^n^n^n^n HAD a date with a college student tomorrow. (Read 6641 times)

Howard Alan Treesong · « **on:** October 25, 2007, 10:33:09 PM »

Circumstances have made it such that I have a date with a cute Asian film school student tomorrow. She seems like an interesting and smart individdle. But while I'm firmly ensconced in the high-stakes world of international business wheeling/deeling, she's fretting about finals. And, I dunno, her nails. Affording textbooks? God, we have nothing in common except our mutual love of Lars von Trier's The Five Obstructions.

I feel like a creepy old man! I am 28 and she is 21. (n / 2 + 7) puts her exactly at my lower limit. Recent studies have shown that I lack any moral compass whatsoever*, so I am turning to Evilbore to find out if this date is going to be totally sweet--or if our nascent relationship is, like a third-party Wii game, doomed from the start.

* Not that you guys are paragons.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #1 on:** October 25, 2007, 10:36:08 PM »

It's a tad creepy, yeah. But as long as you don't ACT like a creep, I don't see why it's a problem.

That said, I voted for the creep option.

demi · « **Reply #2 on:** October 25, 2007, 10:36:22 PM »

It's gonna be creepy

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #3 on:** October 25, 2007, 10:44:42 PM »

Fuck the two above. Its not fucking creepy at all. The modern thing against age differences is weird. When I marry in my late forties I hope it's to some one twenty years younger.

FUHTA it hard.

demi · « **Reply #4 on:** October 25, 2007, 10:46:24 PM »

A 21 year old asian girl is the equivilant of a 14 year old white girl.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #5 on:** October 25, 2007, 10:50:50 PM »

Quote from: demi on October 25, 2007, 10:46:24 PM

A 21 year old asian girl is the equivilant of a 14 year old white girl.

But so is a 28 year old. Asians don't look old until after 30, or so I hear.

Fragamemnon · « **Reply #6 on:** October 25, 2007, 10:53:27 PM »

My wife is ten years older than I am. I don't even think about it very much, outside of appropriate retirement planning.

Have fun, don't even think about the age thing because it doesn't really matter. I might say otherwise if she was like a bookwormy biology or chemistry major angling for pre-med, but a film student? Nah, she's an adult and has proper social development, I would think.

GilloD · « **Reply #7 on:** October 25, 2007, 10:55:47 PM »

My sister met her husband when she was 26 and he was 34. So. Creepy. 21-24 is bigger than 26-34, I think. Maybe. Fuck it. Do whatever.

MCD · « **Reply #8 on:** October 25, 2007, 11:00:18 PM »

Love know no bounds!

TVC15 · « **Reply #9 on:** October 25, 2007, 11:13:48 PM »

Tell her to call you Daddy. Or Creepy Uncle.

Beezy · « **Reply #10 on:** October 25, 2007, 11:23:42 PM »

MY father is 6 years older than my mother. Go for it.

TVC15 · « **Reply #11 on:** October 25, 2007, 11:27:35 PM »

I'm telling you Patel, the younger they are, the easier they are to bed. You got it made here. If you flub up and she isn't into it at the end of the night, put on a good ol Mean Daddy or Santa Claus act and tell her she's been very naughty, and needs a good spanking. If that line doesn't work, and it usually does, start dating chicks a few years younger, like 15 or 16. They usually open the gates if you do their algebra for them.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #12 on:** October 26, 2007, 12:57:34 AM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on October 25, 2007, 10:44:42 PM

FUHTA it hard.

fuck up her thin ass?

I doubt there'll be any problem. if you're willing to date her and you have similar movie tastes why would there be an intolerable difference in maturity?

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #13 on:** October 26, 2007, 01:01:48 AM »

Quote from: Beezy on October 25, 2007, 11:23:42 PM

MY father is 6 years older than my mother. Go for it.

When your dad was 18 your mom was 12

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Synbios459 · « **Reply #14 on:** October 26, 2007, 01:13:53 AM »

Call her cookie.

Beezy · « **Reply #15 on:** October 26, 2007, 01:19:00 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on October 26, 2007, 01:01:48 AM

Quote from: Beezy on October 25, 2007, 11:23:42 PM
MY father is 6 years older than my mother. Go for it.

When your dad was 18 your mom was 12

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Ichirou · « **Reply #16 on:** October 26, 2007, 01:25:41 AM »

You just made this thread to boast about the fact that you actually got a date, didn't you?

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #17 on:** October 26, 2007, 01:31:02 AM »

Quote from: Ichirou on October 26, 2007, 01:25:41 AM

You just made this thread to boast about the fact that you actually got a date, didn't you?

I go out on dates all the freaking time!

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Just not successful ones. :'(

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Ichirou · « **Reply #18 on:** October 26, 2007, 01:41:10 AM »

Quote from: Synthesizer Patel on October 26, 2007, 01:31:02 AM

Quote from: Ichirou on October 26, 2007, 01:25:41 AM
You just made this thread to boast about the fact that you actually got a date, didn't you?

I go out on dates all the freaking time!

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Synbios is frantically humping his exercise ball right now out of lust engendered by extreme envy, good job.

tiesto · « **Reply #19 on:** October 26, 2007, 02:10:33 AM »

Are all these girls you're dating Asians or British Asians?

Is that what you're into, or is it just that all the girls you end up dating turn out to be Asian? Because every girl I've been on a date with this year turned out to be at least partially Irish. Though I don't really go out of my way to only date Irish chicks.

Synbios459 · « **Reply #20 on:** October 26, 2007, 02:15:41 AM »

Quote from: tiesto on October 26, 2007, 02:10:33 AM

Are all these girls you're dating Asians or British Asians?

Is that what you're into, or is it just that all the girls you end up dating turn out to be Asian? Because every girl I've been on a date with this year turned out to be at least partially Irish. Though I don't really go out of my way to only date Irish chicks.

You need to get an Indian chick!

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #21 on:** October 26, 2007, 02:17:39 AM »

Quote from: tiesto on October 26, 2007, 02:10:33 AM

Are all these girls you're dating Asians or British Asians?

Is that what you're into, or is it just that all the girls you end up dating turn out to be Asian? Because every girl I've been on a date with this year turned out to be at least partially Irish. Though I don't really go out of my way to only date Irish chicks.

Patel doesn't like white girls.

Poor taste FTL.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #22 on:** October 26, 2007, 02:18:11 AM »

she'll probably see something shiny in a month and run off after it. Girls at 21 are fickle. Then again maybe im speaking from experience :p

Synbios459 · « **Reply #23 on:** October 26, 2007, 02:18:40 AM »

Quote from: Smooth Groove on October 26, 2007, 02:17:39 AM

Quote from: tiesto on October 26, 2007, 02:10:33 AM
Are all these girls you're dating Asians or British Asians?

Is that what you're into, or is it just that all the girls you end up dating turn out to be Asian? Because every girl I've been on a date with this year turned out to be at least partially Irish. Though I don't really go out of my way to only date Irish chicks.

Patel doesn't like white girls. Poor taste FTL.

But he does like asian girls. Good taste FTW.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #24 on:** October 26, 2007, 02:18:59 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on October 26, 2007, 01:01:48 AM

Quote from: Beezy on October 25, 2007, 11:23:42 PM
MY father is 6 years older than my mother. Go for it.

When your dad was 18 your mom was 12

My grandma is 15 years younger than my grandpa.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #25 on:** October 26, 2007, 02:21:25 AM »

Quote from: tiesto on October 26, 2007, 02:10:33 AM

Are all these girls you're dating Asians or British Asians?
Is that what you're into, or is it just that all the girls you end up dating turn out to be Asian? Because every girl I've been on a date with this year turned out to be at least partially Irish. Though I don't really go out of my way to only date Irish chicks.

I think he said something about going after asians. or somebody else said that.

My friend's parents are cousins.

Synbios459 · « **Reply #26 on:** October 26, 2007, 02:25:34 AM »

Now if he said he didn't like white girls but liked indian girls THEN we'd have a problem.

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #27 on:** October 26, 2007, 02:40:38 AM »

She's a film student, she sounds just the type that needs a sugar daddy.

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #28 on:** October 26, 2007, 02:44:43 AM »

UPDATE

I have been preemptively stood up.
I have just been informed by her that she "started seeing someone pretty seriously earlier this week" and that our going to see a movie together tomorrow is "definitely not a date."

EPIC FAIL

Synbios459 · « **Reply #29 on:** October 26, 2007, 02:46:03 AM »

Quote from: Synthesizer Patel on October 26, 2007, 02:44:43 AM

UPDATE

I have been preemptively stood up.
I have just been informed by her that she "started seeing someone pretty seriously earlier this week" and that our going to see a movie together tomorrow is "definitely not a date."

EPIC FAIL

Ichirou · « **Reply #30 on:** October 26, 2007, 02:46:34 AM »

Somehow I feel better about myself now.

Cancel the non-date and tell her to go to hell.

Synbios459 · « **Reply #31 on:** October 26, 2007, 02:47:33 AM »

Don't feel to bad though, I asked a girl to go to a haunted castle nearby and she said she couldn't because of reasons she can't tell me, and when I asked her if she'd go to a haunted trail she said she's allergic to hay. $:-\$

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #32 on:** October 26, 2007, 02:48:10 AM »

Are you in college synbios?

Also are you moving to austin?

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #33 on:** October 26, 2007, 02:48:18 AM »

I feel you, Patel. Sounds like she just got cold feet. The part about seeing someone else sounds bogus.

Quote from: FlameOfCallandor on October 26, 2007, 02:48:10 AM

Are you in college synbios?

Also are you moving to austin?

Why are you so interested?

demi · « **Reply #34 on:** October 26, 2007, 02:48:45 AM »

21 year olds don't see people seriously, I give her about 3 weeks

Ichirou · « **Reply #35 on:** October 26, 2007, 02:49:02 AM »

Quote from: Synbios459 on October 26, 2007, 02:47:33 AM

Don't feel to bad though, I asked a girl to go to a haunted castle nearby and she said she couldn't because of reasons she can't tell me, and when I asked her if she'd go to a haunted trail she said she's allergic to hay. $:-\$

Ask her if she'd at least like to play inside your haunted pants.

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #36 on:** October 26, 2007, 02:49:20 AM »

Quote from: demi on October 26, 2007, 02:48:45 AM

21 year olds don't see people seriously, I give her about 3 weeks

this is a good point, I should get to know her casually so I can pick her up on the rebound mid-November

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #37 on:** October 26, 2007, 02:49:26 AM »

Quote from: Synthesizer Patel on October 26, 2007, 02:44:43 AM

UPDATE

I have been preemptively stood up.
I have just been informed by her that she "started seeing someone pretty seriously earlier this week" and that our going to see a movie together tomorrow is "definitely not a date."

EPIC FAIL

Might as well call this No More Heroes. :'(

No worries, there's always another catch. I doubt a 21 year old is going to stay in a relationship long anyway so you're saving yourself any future heart ache

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #38 on:** October 26, 2007, 02:50:50 AM »

:tbslol :tbslol :tbslol :tbslol :hehe :hehe :hehe :hehe :hehe :hehe :kylielaff :kylielaff :kylielaff :kylielaff :kylielaff :nuhuh :nuhuh :nuhuh
Fission Mailed[/size]

Synbios459 · « **Reply #39 on:** October 26, 2007, 02:52:09 AM »

Quote from: FlameOfCallandor on October 26, 2007, 02:48:10 AM

Are you in college synbios?

Also are you moving to austin?

No, I'm going to be moving to dallas most likely in some months.

Ichirou · « **Reply #40 on:** October 26, 2007, 02:56:27 AM »

She probably realized she didn't want to date someone who likes Lars Von Trier movies.

HyperZoneWasAwesome · « **Reply #41 on:** October 26, 2007, 03:10:54 AM »

What's the movie?
This is not a frivolous question, it can mean everything when it comes to determining the dateness factor of this event. So spill it.

bagofeyes · « **Reply #42 on:** October 26, 2007, 03:39:46 AM »

Quote from: Synthesizer Patel on October 26, 2007, 02:44:43 AM

UPDATE

I have been preemptively stood up.
I have just been informed by her that she "started seeing someone pretty seriously earlier this week" and that our going to see a movie together tomorrow is "definitely not a date."

EPIC FAIL

you should punch her face in

HyperZoneWasAwesome · « **Reply #43 on:** October 26, 2007, 03:47:27 AM »

Quote from: bagofeyes on October 26, 2007, 03:39:46 AM

Quote from: Synthesizer Patel on October 26, 2007, 02:44:43 AM
UPDATE

I have been preemptively stood up.
I have just been informed by her that she "started seeing someone pretty seriously earlier this week" and that our going to see a movie together tomorrow is "definitely not a date."

EPIC FAIL

you should punch her face in

but she's Asian, she knows kung-fu.

Or is she a film student of Asian films, its hard to discern from the op.

etiolate · « **Reply #44 on:** October 26, 2007, 05:27:37 AM »

At 28 it gets hard to find single women your age.

Mandark · « **Reply #45 on:** October 26, 2007, 05:35:54 AM »

The dating pool decline throughout your 20's, but after that I think the divorce rate keeps it steady.

aoi tsuki · « **Reply #46 on:** October 26, 2007, 05:36:14 AM »

Quote from: etiolate on October 26, 2007, 05:27:37 AM

At 28 it gets hard to find single women your age.

Or one that doesn't have a kid.

etiolate · « **Reply #47 on:** October 26, 2007, 05:42:25 AM »

Quote from: Mandark on October 26, 2007, 05:35:54 AM

The dating pool decline throughout your 20's, but after that I think the divorce rate keeps it steady.

I get the feeling divorcees would love the typical timid gaming forum poster.

Mandark · « **Reply #48 on:** October 26, 2007, 06:07:33 AM »

If we're talking about women who'd dig a typical gaming forum poster, then the pool of eligible bachelorettes is never going to be that big.

edit: Though I'd like to make it clear that I see SP as an engaging bon vivant among geeks.

Mondain · « **Reply #49 on:** October 26, 2007, 08:24:54 AM »

hehe, I'm 26 but most of the girls I meet in college are in their early twenties, and I nevertheless look young enough so that no one notices the difference

still got a huge pool for a few years

but lots of students aren't _that_ young, I'm surprised at the percentage of them who've already attempted to complete one or even two majors; they're wishy-washy and pay the price

Candyflip · « **Reply #50 on:** October 26, 2007, 08:46:52 AM »

Quote from: Mondain on October 26, 2007, 08:24:54 AM

but lots of students aren't _that_ young, I'm surprised at the percentage of them who've already attempted to complete one or even two majors; they're wishy-washy and pay the price

What could possibly be the drawback of pursuing education in a variety of fields?

Mupepe · « **Reply #51 on:** October 26, 2007, 11:00:26 AM »

eh fuck it, just seduce her and make her "cheat" now. It's not really cheating well because... she's probably not seeing anyone anyways lololol

She probably just got a little freaked out about the situation.

Are you two still going and just not calling it a date? if so, you're still in the same position as when you started. Don't be fooled by her games.

Mondain · « **Reply #52 on:** October 26, 2007, 11:46:18 AM »

Quote from: Candyflip on October 26, 2007, 08:46:52 AM

Quote from: Mondain on October 26, 2007, 08:24:54 AM
but lots of students aren't _that_ young, I'm surprised at the percentage of them who've already attempted to complete one or even two majors; they're wishy-washy and pay the price
What could possibly be the drawback of pursuing education in a variety of fields?

wasting years of your youth on education that will ultimately be of no use

Ichirou · « **Reply #53 on:** October 26, 2007, 12:11:50 PM »

Being educated can be its own reward, not just a stepping stone towards getting a job.

Mondain · « **Reply #54 on:** October 26, 2007, 12:15:27 PM »

It's not that rewarding when it's accompanied by big student loans that can cripple the rest of your career.

Mupepe · « **Reply #55 on:** October 26, 2007, 12:19:28 PM »

STOP, DROP, SHUT EM DOWN OPEN UP SHOP. OH NO. THAT'S HOW ROUGH RIDERS ROLL

Ichirou · « **Reply #56 on:** October 26, 2007, 12:31:53 PM »

I like how only one person voted for the "PATEL RULZ" option.

Bloodwake · « **Reply #57 on:** October 26, 2007, 12:32:05 PM »

Quote from: FlameOfCallandor on October 26, 2007, 02:48:10 AM

Are you in college synbios?

Also are you moving to austin?

UNHOLY ALLIANCE

T234 · « **Reply #58 on:** October 26, 2007, 12:43:43 PM »

Quote from: Bloodwake on October 26, 2007, 12:32:05 PM

Quote from: FlameOfCallandor on October 26, 2007, 02:48:10 AM
Are you in college synbios?

Also are you moving to austin?

UNHOLY ALLIANCE

In that case, I'm seriously considerin sittin next to the state line with a shotgun.

tiesto · « **Reply #59 on:** October 26, 2007, 01:18:50 PM »

I had a date too last nite, got all showered and did my hair and everything, then I get a txt from her saying her parents got into an accident (not a serious one mind you) so she couldn't make it. Not sure whether or not to believe that but I kinda doubt that would be cold feet. After 2 dates last week I have none lined up for this weekend, this sucks

Don't worry Patel, I feel for ya. Just keep looking I guess.

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She's 7 years younger than me. Is this awesome?

Author Topic: Somehow I have^n^n^n^n HAD a date with a college student tomorrow. (Read 6641 times)