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TVC15

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What the fuck is a Renee Zellwugger?
« on: October 30, 2007, 12:47:24 AM »


Looks like something that dripped out of k.d.cummings.lang's dick and directly into a bottle of peroxide in the early 90s.
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Re: What the fuck is a Renee Zellwugger?
« Reply #1 on: October 30, 2007, 12:50:24 AM »
Stop post bad pictures of hot women, cigarillo.  You already ruined Kristen Dunst for me.

 :punch :punch :punch

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Re: What the fuck is a Renee Zellwugger?
« Reply #2 on: October 30, 2007, 12:50:50 AM »
I smell your lightsaber
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TVC15

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Re: What the fuck is a Renee Zellwugger?
« Reply #3 on: October 30, 2007, 12:51:31 AM »
I hate to agree with Perez, but his comment about that haircut being out of the Hillary Clinton collection circa 93 is dead on.  Lesbie haircut total.
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Re: What the fuck is a Renee Zellwugger?
« Reply #4 on: October 30, 2007, 12:56:29 AM »
:rofl

He is addicted to Perez
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TVC15

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Re: What the fuck is a Renee Zellwugger?
« Reply #5 on: October 30, 2007, 12:58:00 AM »
Should I post Bonaduce's dick?
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Re: What the fuck is a Renee Zellwugger?
« Reply #6 on: October 30, 2007, 12:59:31 AM »



and just to make all you black worshippers happy
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Re: What the fuck is a Renee Zellwugger?
« Reply #7 on: October 30, 2007, 12:59:57 AM »
Should I post Bonaduce's dick?

PM it to Arvie and PD
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TVC15

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« Reply #8 on: October 30, 2007, 01:02:36 AM »
Done
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Re: What the fuck is a Renee Zellwugger?
« Reply #9 on: October 30, 2007, 01:09:26 AM »
She looks drunk most of the time, even if she isnt
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Re: What the fuck is a Renee Zellwugger?
« Reply #10 on: October 30, 2007, 01:15:27 AM »
Where is that Bonadouche pick from? Was he nude in public? I have a public nudity fetish but that's just disgusting
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Re: What the fuck is a Renee Zellwugger?
« Reply #11 on: October 30, 2007, 01:19:10 AM »
A family friend once said that Renee looked like a door had just slammed on her face.   :lol

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Re: What the fuck is a Renee Zellwugger?
« Reply #12 on: October 30, 2007, 01:36:45 AM »
Jesus Fuck whiteman  :-X

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« Reply #13 on: October 30, 2007, 01:37:27 AM »
haahahahaha
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« Reply #14 on: October 30, 2007, 01:48:02 AM »
 >:(


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Re: What the fuck is a Renee Zellwugger?
« Reply #15 on: October 30, 2007, 02:56:12 AM »
She was the worst part of Chicago, too.

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Re: What the fuck is a Renee Zellwugger?
« Reply #16 on: October 30, 2007, 02:56:52 AM »
She was the worst part of Chicago, too.

qft, she couldn't even dance, and she was all muscular, ew.
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Re: What the fuck is a Renee Zellwugger?
« Reply #17 on: October 30, 2007, 03:30:02 AM »
A family friend once said that Renee looked like a door had just slammed on her face.   :lol

I'd slam my cock in her face.

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Re: What the fuck is a Renee Zellwugger?
« Reply #18 on: October 30, 2007, 03:33:16 AM »
She looks like that because she's half Sami (indigenous people of the Nordic).

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Re: What the fuck is a Renee Zellwugger?
« Reply #19 on: October 30, 2007, 03:34:31 AM »
i see keeley hazell omg
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Re: What the fuck is a Renee Zellwugger?
« Reply #20 on: October 30, 2007, 03:39:04 AM »
i see keeley hazell omg
Her sex vid was such a turn off

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Re: What the fuck is a Renee Zellwugger?
« Reply #21 on: October 30, 2007, 03:47:10 AM »
i see keeley hazell omg
Her sex vid was such a turn off

I wish I could still d/l it somewhere, I only saw it at some site that had it embedded and didn't let you d/l, and they took it down.
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Re: What the fuck is a Renee Zellwugger?
« Reply #22 on: October 30, 2007, 03:49:43 AM »
She sucked some D. That was enough for me. I also wish I could watch it again. I had it downloaded but I deleted it. :-\
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Re: What the fuck is a Renee Zellwugger?
« Reply #23 on: October 30, 2007, 03:51:38 AM »
She sucked some D. That was enough for me.
A hoover would display more passion while sucking down your noodle.

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Re: What the fuck is a Renee Zellwugger?
« Reply #24 on: October 30, 2007, 03:54:14 AM »
She sucked some D. That was enough for me.
A hoover would display more passion while sucking down your noodle.

It's the fact that she didn't want that video to get out (and went to such lengths to make it hard to find) that makes it hot.
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Re: What the fuck is a Renee Zellwugger?
« Reply #25 on: October 30, 2007, 03:59:01 AM »
She sucked some D. That was enough for me.
A hoover would display more passion while sucking down your noodle.

It's the fact that she didn't want that video to get out (and went to such lengths to make it hard to find) that makes it hot.
"Can I film us having sex?"
"NOOOO!"
"Please"
"Fine, but you can't show it to anyone."
"...ok"
"Promise?"
"...yes"

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Re: What the fuck is a Renee Zellwugger?
« Reply #26 on: October 30, 2007, 04:00:08 AM »
:lol
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Re: What the fuck is a Renee Zellwugger?
« Reply #27 on: October 30, 2007, 04:00:24 AM »
i see keeley hazell omg
Her sex vid was such a turn off

I wish I could still d/l it somewhere, I only saw it at some site that had it embedded and didn't let you d/l, and they took it down.
eh nevermind
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Re: What the fuck is a Renee Zellwugger?
« Reply #28 on: October 30, 2007, 04:03:27 AM »
She sucked some D. That was enough for me.
A hoover would display more passion while sucking down your noodle.

It's the fact that she didn't want that video to get out (and went to such lengths to make it hard to find) that makes it hot.
"Can I film us having sex?"
"NOOOO!"
"Please"
"Fine, but you can't show it to anyone."
"...ok"
"Promise?"
"...yes"

omg, you're giving me a boner here.  Stop with the dirty talk.  :-[
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Re: What the fuck is a Renee Zellwugger?
« Reply #29 on: October 30, 2007, 04:03:49 AM »
i see keeley hazell omg
Her sex vid was such a turn off

I wish I could still d/l it somewhere, I only saw it at some site that had it embedded and didn't let you d/l, and they took it down.

if you want it PM me
It will be easy for him to find

C:\penises\72060files
c:\femalepron\1file

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Re: What the fuck is a Renee Zellwugger?
« Reply #30 on: October 30, 2007, 04:04:59 AM »
i see keeley hazell omg
Her sex vid was such a turn off

I wish I could still d/l it somewhere, I only saw it at some site that had it embedded and didn't let you d/l, and they took it down.
eh nevermind

What? No, I want it!!!!!
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TVC15

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Re: What the fuck is a Renee Zellwugger?
« Reply #31 on: October 30, 2007, 04:15:02 AM »
i see keeley hazell omg
Her sex vid was such a turn off

I wish I could still d/l it somewhere, I only saw it at some site that had it embedded and didn't let you d/l, and they took it down.
eh nevermind

What? No, I want it!!!!!

Oh, sure, Bonaduce Dick == WAH WAH.  Emotionless bad cock sucking == OMG MOAR
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Re: What the fuck is a Renee Zellwugger?
« Reply #32 on: October 30, 2007, 04:17:29 AM »
i see keeley hazell omg
Her sex vid was such a turn off

I wish I could still d/l it somewhere, I only saw it at some site that had it embedded and didn't let you d/l, and they took it down.
eh nevermind

What? No, I want it!!!!!

I thought I had it but it was a fake. I'll post it as soon as I find it though
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Re: What the fuck is a Renee Zellwugger?
« Reply #33 on: October 30, 2007, 04:20:44 AM »
Change of plans, I have it: PM me for dibs
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Re: What the fuck is a Renee Zellwugger?
« Reply #34 on: October 30, 2007, 04:22:28 AM »
Change of plans, I have it: PM me for dibs
Send it to me too. I'll play it when I get home... well actually I'm the only one here.