My friend and two of his friends ended up being stopped by a cop the other night for walking out from behind an apparently abandoned building. Anyway, said cop was also busting some crackhead bum at the time, and while he was patting the bum down the guy's pants fell off, revealing some wonderfully aged tighty-whities complete with a battle scar in the form of a shit stain covering a good portion of the entire surface area of his undies. I actually felt bad for the guy when I heard the story.