Alcoholism is the best disease one can ever contract!
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Party now because old people suck
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Never trust the Media (Bonus: Marketing companies are evil)
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Working for the man has its benefits,

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No matter what you do, some one else probably does it better, so fuck it, let's have a drink!!!
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never read threads before posting. What you have to say is important and everyone should read it.