Possible relationship (no pics, just give it up already)

[Bloodwake]

Alright.

So, this girl I know is reapplying for the college I go to.

This girl, in an earlier Facebook conversation with someone else, basically said "we're meant to be together lol." Just like that. That's like an exact quote.

So, in about two weeks (exactly two weeks from today) I'm supposed to pick her up from the airport. I'm massively paranoid about posting pictures on the internet because I've seen situations where they've gotten back to the person, but believe me, she's attractive. And, she's cool. She listens to my massive movie rants and is supportive of my possible film career (she wants to be in a movie I direct). And, I've had a thing for her for like the past year or so.

So,

-she told me first out of all her friends she was returning, and she wants me personally to pick her up from the airport
-earlier Facebook comments
-We've known each other for around a year, and have been very good friends.

Do you think this could be a possible relationship Evilbore?

[Mupepe]

yes.

in fact, if you don't make a move, have fun being the gay straight best friend.

[Bloodwake]

yes.

in fact, if you don't make a move, have fun being the gay straight best friend.

Oh, believe me, the ride back from the airport is going to be interesting, to say the least.

I'm SOOO tired of being the gay straight best friend. It's already happened once, possibly twice, and that girl ended up dating someone else (who is actually a GAF poster and one of my better friends)

[bluemax]

I'm not down with chicks who end typed sentences with lol, but I don't see why you shouldn't be able to at least turn this into something.

[demi]

Don't talk about it during the drive, but throw some kindling and see if anything ignites

[zeergoth]

give it a shot, the worst she can say is "fuck you gay straight man!"

[Mupepe]

don't let it happen again.  lay it out by planning something just for the two of you when she comes back and pay attention to her body language and make your move buddy.

[Phoenix Dark]

and is supportive of my possible film career (she wants to be in a movie I direct).

 

[Mupepe]

little does bloodwake know, he's got a future in the porn industry

[Bloodwake]

little does bloodwake know, he's got a future in the porn industry

Oh jesus.

If that movie's made, then EB will get the exclusive debut.

It won't, but still, I owe it to you guys, haha.

[Bloodwake]

don't let it happen again.  lay it out by planning something just for the two of you when she comes back and pay attention to her body language and make your move buddy.

Oh, I already have, and it involves drinking. I don't know how I could fuck this up.

[Mupepe]

don't let it happen again.  lay it out by planning something just for the two of you when she comes back and pay attention to her body language and make your move buddy.

Oh, I already have, and it involves drinking. I don't know how I could fuck this up.

it's impossible at this point.

unless she is hitting on other guys at the bar and ignoring you (lol), you're in like sin.  this might as well be your first date.

hell dude, even small things like holding her hand or putting your arm around her (small physical, non sexual contact!) can make it for you.  you don't have to jump right in.  Just plant the seed so she doesn't sit there all night thinking "why doesn't he want to stick his pecker in me?"

you're in, dude. 

does she like racial jokes?

[Bloodwake]

don't let it happen again.  lay it out by planning something just for the two of you when she comes back and pay attention to her body language and make your move buddy.

Oh, I already have, and it involves drinking. I don't know how I could fuck this up.

it's impossible at this point.

unless she is hitting on other guys at the bar and ignoring you (lol), you're in like sin.  this might as well be your first date.

hell dude, even small things like holding her hand or putting your arm around her (small physical, non sexual contact!) can make it for you.  you don't have to jump right in.  Just plant the seed so she doesn't sit there all night thinking "why doesn't he want to stick his pecker in me?"

you're in, dude. 

does she like racial jokes?

Half latino, so I'm not going there. Berea's sort of a intercultural town, so racism doesn't go over too well.

[Phoenix Dark]

After you pick her up ask if she wants to eat out somewhere. Later ask her out. If she says no you'll know she's just playing you and sees you as some nerdy dude who can drive her around, buy her food, and give her advice. Fuck that.

[The Sceneman]

It sounds like shes keen... but it pays to never expect anything or even act like your expecting something. Just play it cool, and if an oppurtunity arises, and you want that shit, just go for it. Youre a smart guy so you'll be all good.

[Bloodwake]

After you pick her up ask if she wants to eat out somewhere. Later ask her out. If she says no you'll know she's just playing you and sees you as some nerdy dude who can drive her around, buy her food, and give her advice. Fuck that.

Well, PD just basically read my mind, because that's what I was going to do.

I'm pretty sure that the "nerdy dude" possibility is present too.

[Bloodwake]

Bumped because Tuesday is like tomorrow and shit.

Wish me luck, I will need it.

[etiolate]

May you have better luck than I

[recursivelyenumerable]

make sure you put your relationship in fourth normal form to avoid update anomalies

please kill me

[Mupepe]

make sure you put your relationship in fourth normal form to avoid update anomalies

please kill me

[recursivelyenumerable]

anyway, on this matter, some words on wisdom from the great Mormon faith:

Consider that you are invited to a friend's house for breakfast. On the table you see a large pitcher of freshly squeezed orange juice from which your host fills his glass. But he offers you none. Finally, you ask, "Could I have a glass of orange juice?"

He replies, "Oh, I am sorry. I was afraid you might not like orange juice, and I didn't want to offend you by offering you something you didn't desire."

Now, that sounds absurd, but it is not too different from the way we hesitate to offer up something far sweeter than orange juice. I have often worried how I would answer some friend about my hesitancy when I meet him beyond the veil.

don't hesitate to offer up something far sweeter than orange juice!  else how will you answer her when you meet her beyond the veil.

[warcock]

yo what i found to work alot with ladies is being cocky around them but funny at the same time. Try it.

[recursivelyenumerable]

Does it really have to be at the same time, or if you alternate between them fast enough might they not notice the difference? 

[Van Cruncheon]

i prefer an asynchronous multicast approach -- i raise an arbitrary series of untyped cocky and/or funny events on the female in question, and then process the responses in the queued order of arrival.

[Bloodwake]

So, one more brief update on this situation.

SUCCESS

Picked her up Tuesday
Talked to her on Wednesday some
Revealed my feelings for her Thursday to positive results.


Life is good.

 

[Ichirou]

I request more information regarding what you mean by "positive results." Handjob? Or maybe more?

[Phoenix Dark]

So, one more brief update on this situation.

SUCCESS

Picked her up Tuesday
Talked to her on Wednesday some
Revealed my feelings for her Thursday to positive results.


Life is good.

 

She's not bad looking either. You make a nice couple 

[Bloodwake]

So, one more brief update on this situation.

SUCCESS

Picked her up Tuesday
Talked to her on Wednesday some
Revealed my feelings for her Thursday to positive results.


Life is good.

 

She's not bad looking either. You make a nice couple 

Told ya!

[Mupepe]

So, one more brief update on this situation.

SUCCESS

Picked her up Tuesday
Talked to her on Wednesday some
Revealed my feelings for her Thursday to positive results.


Life is good.

 

She's not bad looking either. You make a nice couple 

wait, wtf?  you saw a pic?

[Bloodwake]

So, one more brief update on this situation.

SUCCESS

Picked her up Tuesday
Talked to her on Wednesday some
Revealed my feelings for her Thursday to positive results.


Life is good.

 

She's not bad looking either. You make a nice couple 

wait, wtf?  you saw a pic?

If you promise not to blackmail me, I will send you a picture sir via PM.

[T234]

Can I get a pic, bloodwake? You even know where to find me to kick my ass lol.

[Bloodwake]

Can I get a pic, bloodwake? You even know where to find me to kick my ass lol.

Sure.

It will have to be later though, I'm going to work right now. BUT I WILL REMEMBER ladies and gents.

[Powerslave]

Just post it here

[T234]

GODSPEED MAGAZINE SALESMAN

[Mupepe]

So, one more brief update on this situation.

SUCCESS

Picked her up Tuesday
Talked to her on Wednesday some
Revealed my feelings for her Thursday to positive results.


Life is good.

 

She's not bad looking either. You make a nice couple 

wait, wtf?  you saw a pic?

If you promise not to blackmail me, I will send you a picture sir via PM.

yes please   

[Tauntaun]

mups can't blackmail people cause he's a dirty sanchez immigrant.

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who makes my titty balls boil with delight 

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[Synbios459]

Can I get a pic, please

[Mupepe]

mups can't blackmail people cause he's a dirty sanchez immigrant.

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who makes my titty balls boil with delight 

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omg omg omg omg  you are soooooo sweet.

[Bloodwake]

BTW, if you guys 4chan that shit, I will kill you. In cold blood. And then I will stab your body repeatedly until its a meaty pulp.

Just letting you know 

[T234]

Nice bloodwake, very nice.