Author Topic: Guys SHOULD NOT be holding the door for other guys (Read 5138 times)

thekavorka · « **on:** October 30, 2007, 06:59:37 PM »

WTF

Every time some random guy offers to hold or open the door, there's a huge awkward moment. I'm like "go ahead". And he's like "no, you go ahead. no problem".

And I reluctantly go ahead, saying a meek "thanks".

But if there's two doors in a row , you'd think I'd do the same for him right? FUCK NO. I open the door, and once I pass through the door I don't give a shit who's behind me.

It's just so awkward for a guy to be holding the door for another guy. I never asked him to do it. The only situation where it's acceptable is if I'm carrying something large and heavy. I'm not gay. He's not gay. What's the point of holding the door open for other straight men?

Does he get off by showing how amazing he is by holding the door open? wtf does he get out of it? Sure, he's doing a good deed, BUT I DON'T WANT HIM TO HOLD THE DOOR OPEN. I NEVER ASKED HIM.

Now, I ALWAYS hold the door open for the ladies since that shows chivalry and stuff and can get you points with women.

Discuss.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #1 on:** October 30, 2007, 07:00:39 PM »

Chivalry is Dead.

Robo · « **Reply #2 on:** October 30, 2007, 07:05:40 PM »

If this were GAF and I were your typical gaffot, I would totally be posting pictures of your avatar right now.

demi · « **Reply #3 on:** October 30, 2007, 07:06:38 PM »

I just nod my head

thekavorka · « **Reply #4 on:** October 30, 2007, 07:09:37 PM »

Quote from: Billy Rygar on October 30, 2007, 07:05:00 PM

Do you have some policy that requires you to suck a guy off if he holds the door open for you? Otherwise I think you're overreacting.

I don't want to have to nod my head or say thank you every time someone does it.

and lol, no shit i'm overreacting.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #5 on:** October 30, 2007, 07:12:38 PM »

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/33540

Himu · « **Reply #6 on:** October 30, 2007, 07:15:13 PM »

I hold the door for guys. Does that make me gay?

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #7 on:** October 30, 2007, 07:17:53 PM »

Quote from: Weighted Companion Cube on October 30, 2007, 07:12:38 PM

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/33540

goddammit you stole my joke, I was gonna quote Billy and say "Why do all these Male Door Holders Keep Sucking my Cock?"

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #8 on:** October 30, 2007, 07:18:10 PM »

Do gays hold the ass for others?

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #9 on:** October 30, 2007, 07:18:37 PM »

Quote from: Billy Rygar on October 30, 2007, 07:16:30 PM

No. But it will certainly make whoever you open the door for question their sexuality. Like this guy:

http://www.evilbore.com/forum/index.php?topic=13971.0

recursive thread links are the new thread links

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #10 on:** October 30, 2007, 07:22:35 PM »

I actually had a friend who used to let gays suck his cock for money and gifts. We laughed at him but he insisted that he wasn't gay.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #11 on:** October 30, 2007, 07:25:23 PM »

at this whole thread.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #12 on:** October 30, 2007, 07:27:21 PM »

if i saw arvie trussed and naked in the woods, well, let's say i'd toss a coin

thekavorka · « **Reply #13 on:** October 30, 2007, 07:28:08 PM »

I just don't want to have to say thank you or nod my head.

And if I say "go ahead", what's the point of him saying "no you go ahead".

hyp · « **Reply #14 on:** October 30, 2007, 07:28:34 PM »

did you get your ass slapped after walking past the door?

thekavorka · « **Reply #15 on:** October 30, 2007, 07:33:46 PM »

Quote from: hyp on October 30, 2007, 07:28:34 PM

did you get your ass slapped after walking past the door?

I was talking on the cell phone, and when the event occurred I got all disoriented because I had to say thank you and then remember what I was talking about on the phone.

I would have nodded, but I don't give good nods. People don't recognize my nods.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #16 on:** October 30, 2007, 07:33:48 PM »

Quote from: Professor Prole on October 30, 2007, 07:27:21 PM

if i saw arvie trussed and naked in the woods, well, let's say i'd toss a coin

Bondage, eh. Well now.

Barry Egan · « **Reply #17 on:** October 30, 2007, 08:28:42 PM »

Quote from: thekavorka on October 30, 2007, 07:33:46 PM

Quote from: hyp on October 30, 2007, 07:28:34 PM
did you get your ass slapped after walking past the door?

I was talking on the cell phone, and when the event occurred I got all disoriented because I had to say thank you and then remember what I was talking about on the phone.

you must be pretty dumb

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #18 on:** October 30, 2007, 09:25:00 PM »

It's just common courtesy for me, and how I was raised. Before I go through a door I see if anyone's behind me, then hold it open no matter who's behind me. Letting a door slam on someone=not cool

Beezy · « **Reply #19 on:** October 30, 2007, 09:45:27 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on October 30, 2007, 09:25:00 PM

It's just common courtesy for me, and how I was raised. Before I go through a door I see if anyone's behind me, then hold it open no matter who's behind me. Letting a door slam on someone=not cool

Basically.

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #20 on:** October 30, 2007, 09:52:49 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on October 30, 2007, 09:25:00 PM

It's just common courtesy for me, and how I was raised. Before I go through a door I see if anyone's behind me, then hold it open no matter who's behind me. Letting a door slam on someone=not cool

plus who doesn't like getting blowjobs NO HOMO

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #21 on:** October 30, 2007, 09:53:12 PM »

Servitude is in the genes of Beezy and PD.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #22 on:** October 30, 2007, 09:54:09 PM »

so wrong

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #23 on:** October 30, 2007, 09:55:44 PM »

Quote from: Smooth Groove on October 30, 2007, 09:53:12 PM

Servitude is in the genes of Beezy and PD.

Beezy · « **Reply #24 on:** October 30, 2007, 10:00:32 PM »

I hate you guys.

Beezy · « **Reply #25 on:** October 30, 2007, 10:06:34 PM »

I'm gonna go watch anime! :'(

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #26 on:** October 30, 2007, 10:08:02 PM »

"Owned" has never been so appropriate.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #27 on:** October 30, 2007, 10:12:26 PM »

Quote from: Beezy on October 30, 2007, 10:06:34 PM

I'm gonna go watch anime! :'(

Don't forget to hold the door for PD on your way out!

spoiler (click to show/hide)

I too hold the door for either sex.

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Gay Boy · « **Reply #28 on:** October 30, 2007, 10:36:06 PM »

I always hold the door. Guy or girl.

DJ_Tet · « **Reply #29 on:** October 31, 2007, 12:22:55 AM »

I hold the door too, with one key distinction:

if it's a female, I open the door wide and let her pass first

if it's a male, I open the door and go through it, and prop it open until they arrive, still going through doors first.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #30 on:** October 31, 2007, 12:25:54 AM »

Quote from: DJ_Tet on October 31, 2007, 12:22:55 AM

if it's a male, I open the door and go through it, and prop it open until they arrive, still going through doors first.

I always do this one.

you guys are pretty anal.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #31 on:** October 31, 2007, 01:10:29 AM »

Quote from: DJ_Tet on October 31, 2007, 12:22:55 AM

I hold the door too, with one key distinction:

if it's a female, I open the door wide and let her pass first

if it's a male, I open the door and go through it, and prop it open until they arrive, still going through doors first.

Exactly, that's what me and Beezy are talking about

etiolate · « **Reply #32 on:** October 31, 2007, 01:17:51 AM »

I hold the door open for others, it is just a nice thing to do. I likely do it more for women, but if a girl walks through and then a guy comes along it be rude to just drop it in his face.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #33 on:** October 31, 2007, 01:20:24 AM »

Exactly, it would make you look like a douche. Nuthin wrong with being nice imo

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #34 on:** October 31, 2007, 01:25:34 AM »

I'll start opening doors for women when they start opening their legs for me.

thekavorka · « **Reply #35 on:** October 31, 2007, 01:48:11 AM »

Quote from: DJ_Tet on October 31, 2007, 12:22:55 AM

I hold the door too, with one key distinction:

if it's a female, I open the door wide and let her pass first

if it's a male, I open the door and go through it, and prop it open until they arrive, still going through doors first.

ok yeah, this is pretty good and i do that some of the time by propping the door a little. but what i mean by holding the door is telling the other guy to go through first (see the OP)

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #36 on:** October 31, 2007, 01:50:23 AM »

I do what DJ_Tet does.

xnikki118x · « **Reply #37 on:** October 31, 2007, 01:57:56 AM »

I hold the door for people, and thank them when they hold the door for me. Sex and age aren't an issue, it's just a matter of being polite.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #38 on:** October 31, 2007, 02:10:02 AM »

I hold the door open just long enough for me to take a step backwards onto their foot causing them to double over and when their face is in line with my butt I just let the best one loose ever.

xnikki118x · « **Reply #39 on:** October 31, 2007, 02:13:54 AM »

Quote from: Weighted Companion Cube on October 31, 2007, 02:10:02 AM

I hold the door open just long enough for me to take a step backwards onto their foot causing them to double over and when their face is in line with my butt I just let the best one loose ever.

This made me squeal with laughter.

aoi tsuki · « **Reply #40 on:** October 31, 2007, 02:15:03 AM »

The real test is if you hold the door open for a guy when there's only two of you. i do it, but usually say "ladies first" after he passes through. Then i bend him over and treat him like a true lady (on the streets).

Bloodwake · « **Reply #41 on:** October 31, 2007, 12:22:30 PM »

Quote from: Smooth Groove on October 30, 2007, 09:53:12 PM

Servitude is in the genes of Beezy and PD.

Wow, that was awesome.

FatalT · « **Reply #42 on:** October 31, 2007, 01:29:49 PM »

Fuck you, prick. Learn some goddamn manners.

Himu · « **Reply #43 on:** October 31, 2007, 04:03:26 PM »

Quote from: DJ_Tet on October 31, 2007, 12:22:55 AM

I hold the door too, with one key distinction:

if it's a female, I open the door wide and let her pass first

if it's a male, I open the door and go through it, and prop it open until they arrive, still going through doors first.

This. I do this too.

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Author Topic: Guys SHOULD NOT be holding the door for other guys (Read 5138 times)