Author Topic: What candy are you handing out today? (Read 3984 times)

MrAngryFace · « **on:** October 31, 2007, 01:34:25 PM »

Im at work so between the people in during the day and the night staff they should eat this up fast:

Snickers
Butterfinger
NERDS
3 Musketeers
Twix
Starburst

NOT Tootsie FAKE FOOD Rolls!

demi · « **Reply #1 on:** October 31, 2007, 01:46:16 PM »

bud · « **Reply #2 on:** October 31, 2007, 01:47:00 PM »

semen

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #3 on:** October 31, 2007, 01:47:55 PM »

Quote from: Weighted Companion Cube on October 31, 2007, 01:34:25 PM

NOT Tootsie FAKE FOOD Rolls!

f u, glycerin extrusion by-products ROCK

Ichirou · « **Reply #4 on:** October 31, 2007, 01:49:13 PM »

Halloween was here yesterday and I bought a bunch of Halloween candy that I already gave out to my kids. Haribo Halloween-themed gummi bears seem to have been the biggest hit. Jack-o-lantern-shaped marshmallows were a close second.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #5 on:** October 31, 2007, 01:52:11 PM »

I bought 3 bags of candy at the corner store by the beach down here: Reese's Cups, Kit Kats and Hershey's Bars. I don't know why, because everyone that lives around me has gone home after being here for the summer months and now of the 15 or so houses on this stretch of the beach there's just me and two households of retired people. Guess I'll be getting fatter and pissing off the dogs since they can't eat chocolate.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #6 on:** October 31, 2007, 01:57:56 PM »

I really hope we get Trick or Treaters this year! If not, I'll be eating a metric ton of the following:

Snickers
Mr. Goodbar
Kit Kats
Green Tea Kit Kats (We've got a mini bag left over from our honeymoon in Japan, sure to confuse the hell out of some poor kid!)
Rolos
Three Musketeers
Hershey's chocolate bars

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #7 on:** October 31, 2007, 02:20:27 PM »

Oh fuk I luv me some Mr Goodbar

Tauntaun · « **Reply #8 on:** October 31, 2007, 02:21:17 PM »

chocolate covered razors

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #9 on:** October 31, 2007, 02:23:56 PM »

Quote from: Raoul Duke on October 31, 2007, 01:52:11 PM

I bought 3 bags of candy at the corner store by the beach down here: Reese's Cups, Kit Kats and Hershey's Bars. I don't know why, because everyone that lives around me has gone home after being here for the summer months and now of the 15 or so houses on this stretch of the beach there's just me and two households of retired people. Guess I'll be getting fatter and pissing off the dogs since they can't eat chocolate.

Lol I admire your firm grasp of reality.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #10 on:** October 31, 2007, 02:25:12 PM »

Whatever Dollar Tree is selling today. Probably crappy hard candy and lollipops!

Mandark · « **Reply #11 on:** October 31, 2007, 02:47:02 PM »

Quote from: Willco on October 31, 2007, 02:25:12 PM

Whatever Dollar Tree is selling today. Probably crappy hard candy and lollipops!

The 10-year-old Willco would be horrified to see what you've become. Don't be that guy!

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #12 on:** October 31, 2007, 02:52:27 PM »

MY GOD YOU'RE RIGHT WHAT HAVE I BECOME?!?

Ichirou · « **Reply #13 on:** October 31, 2007, 02:54:34 PM »

Quote from: Willco on October 31, 2007, 02:52:27 PM

MY GOD YOU'RE RIGHT WHAT HAVE I BECOME?!?

I spent like forty bucks on Halloween candy. Surely you can afford to do the same.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #14 on:** October 31, 2007, 02:58:21 PM »

Yeah I did about 30 total myself. Lots of 2-for-1 deals at grocery stores.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #15 on:** October 31, 2007, 03:00:51 PM »

I will spend maybe $4 or $6.

Ichirou · « **Reply #16 on:** October 31, 2007, 03:01:12 PM »

I bought a couple of bags of the cheap stuff and it just didn't feel right, giving shitty candy on Halloween. I ended up going to one of the international supermarkets and picking up real Halloween-themed candy. The kids really love it and I used it as a motivational tool (i.e., bribes) for communication activities. Worked out pretty well. The problem is that now they're going to expect candy all the time. It's the same thing every year.

Gay Boy · « **Reply #17 on:** October 31, 2007, 03:01:27 PM »

I am forced to do it. We have a bunch of big bags from sams club.

Robo · « **Reply #18 on:** October 31, 2007, 03:02:01 PM »

I have about $10 worth and I plan on eating at least half of it myself.

They're Sweet Tarts, man. I can't help myself.

Ichirou · « **Reply #19 on:** October 31, 2007, 03:03:03 PM »

NOM NOM NOM

Robo · « **Reply #20 on:** October 31, 2007, 03:09:32 PM »

The best part about buying large quantities of Halloween candy is the opportunity to freely induldge your sweet tooth.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #21 on:** October 31, 2007, 03:13:31 PM »

Some lucky kid is going to get a ONE POUND BAG of Skittles tonight. It's been sitting in our pantry for six months and we'll never eat it.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #22 on:** October 31, 2007, 03:25:31 PM »

Yeah I have so much left over candy

Mandark · « **Reply #23 on:** October 31, 2007, 03:33:49 PM »

Quote from: Willco on October 31, 2007, 02:52:27 PM

MY GOD YOU'RE RIGHT WHAT HAVE I BECOME?!?

Willco will be giving out candy corn by 2010. Book it!

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #24 on:** October 31, 2007, 03:45:54 PM »

Ugh, Candy Corn. One step away from floss.

Mupepe · « **Reply #25 on:** October 31, 2007, 04:50:28 PM »

They did a haunted house thing here at work and kids went trick or treating. I forgot about it and didn't get any candy. little kids were going office to office trick or treating and when the first one came by it was a like a 4 year old little boy and he just stood outside my office. At first I ignored him, being slightly confused until I said "Is there something I can do for you?" and he holds out his little hands. I was about to say "I don't give handouts, you little shit" before I remembered. I feel bad.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #26 on:** October 31, 2007, 05:05:11 PM »

We're not allowed to do anything Halloween related at work due to parents complaining. So instead, we have "Wacky Day," where the teachers and students dress up.

Since a lot of the teachers and kids think I look like him for some reason, I dressed up as Harry Potter. It's an easy costume (Gryffindor school uniform: white undershirt, Gryffindor tie, gray sweater over it, and black pants) to do, and I still look professional.

Himu · « **Reply #27 on:** October 31, 2007, 05:09:02 PM »

Punches to the face

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #28 on:** October 31, 2007, 05:11:28 PM »

Quote from: Himuro on October 31, 2007, 05:09:02 PM

Punches to the face

Huh? Was that directed at me?

Do you want your birthday present or not?

brawndolicious · « **Reply #29 on:** October 31, 2007, 05:20:50 PM »

I personally am not handing out any candy. I have essay to write. I'm totally going to take advantage of the $1 for 1 pound of candy deals tomorrow though.

hyp · « **Reply #30 on:** October 31, 2007, 07:18:19 PM »

milky way. no particular reason.

demi · « **Reply #31 on:** October 31, 2007, 07:23:25 PM »

Quote from: hyp on October 31, 2007, 07:18:19 PM

milky way. no particular reason.

8===D

Gay Boy · « **Reply #32 on:** October 31, 2007, 07:28:29 PM »

Quote from: demi on October 31, 2007, 07:23:25 PM

Quote from: hyp on October 31, 2007, 07:18:19 PM
milky way. no particular reason.

8===D

What can be said to make your e-penis extend at least 10 ='s?

Vizzys · « **Reply #33 on:** October 31, 2007, 07:46:39 PM »

why, tootsie rolls of course

bitches love tootsie rolls

Hitler Stole My Potato · « **Reply #34 on:** October 31, 2007, 07:55:06 PM »

We bought a bag of shit the other day but I don't know what's in it exactly. Something with chocolate no doubt.

Anyone over 13 years old that comes to the door gets a punch in the cock.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #35 on:** October 31, 2007, 08:20:26 PM »

Quote from: Billy Rygar on October 31, 2007, 05:18:44 PM

It sucks to know that Christians are hard at work on their war against Halloween even in the most liberal areas.

It was ONE FAMILY. They bitch every single year and threaten the district with a law suit. It's nuts.

xnikki118x · « **Reply #36 on:** November 01, 2007, 02:34:10 AM »

I love Halloween candy.

hyp · « **Reply #37 on:** November 01, 2007, 05:14:14 AM »

wow ZERO trick or treaters this year. halloween is DEAD.

CrystalGemini · « **Reply #38 on:** November 01, 2007, 07:28:46 AM »

Quote from: Willco on October 31, 2007, 02:25:12 PM

Whatever Dollar Tree is selling today. Probably crappy hard candy and lollipops!

That's a lie. You weren't even home for Halloween!

etiolate · « **Reply #39 on:** November 01, 2007, 07:46:51 AM »

everybody egg will's house

tiesto · « **Reply #40 on:** November 01, 2007, 10:09:55 AM »

My family got just ONE group of trick-or-treaters (2 little kids from down the block) all night. Wow, Halloween is definitely dead... I remember when I was little and got candy from half the town, while dodging my friend's older brother firing paintballs sniper-style out of his friends car.

Tauntaun · « **Reply #41 on:** November 01, 2007, 10:19:43 AM »

It seems that since I was a kid Halloween's popularity has steadily declined. Although I don't think any kid would ever come to the house we have our apartment in, ~~I live there~~ it's very dark and creepy.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #42 on:** November 01, 2007, 10:50:30 AM »

Quote from: tiesto on November 01, 2007, 10:09:55 AM

My family got just ONE group of trick-or-treaters (2 little kids from down the block) all night. Wow, Halloween is definitely dead... I remember when I was little and got candy from half the town, while dodging my friend's older brother firing paintballs sniper-style out of his friends car.

My parents live in a really nice neighborhood in the suburbs. They got two trick or treaters.

We got zero.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #43 on:** November 01, 2007, 12:30:50 PM »

ONE family? is the school district so poor that even the threat of an ill-conceived and hardly defensible lawsuit is enough to scare them into repurposing the holiday as WACKY DAY??

also, WACKY DAY?? just to piss the family off, i'd call it LUCIFER'S DRESS-UP DAY

sometimes -- ok, all the time -- i really loathe the hardcore religious.

demi · « **Reply #44 on:** November 01, 2007, 01:05:52 PM »

I dunno about you guys, but my little stepsister came home with a fat bag of goodies. I think I ate half of it already, or at least the good stuff. Gotta make sure its not laced with X or razors right

Lemonheadsssss

hyp · « **Reply #45 on:** November 01, 2007, 01:39:51 PM »

i think it's safe to say that the kids that actually went out got tons of candy. i wouldn't be surprised if households dumped their entire stash into the kids' bags. halloween sucked so badly this year. it used to be so fun. :'(

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #46 on:** November 01, 2007, 02:46:19 PM »

Quote from: hyp on November 01, 2007, 01:39:51 PM

i think it's safe to say that the kids that actually went out got tons of candy. i wouldn't be surprised if households dumped their entire stash into the kids' bags. halloween sucked so badly this year. it used to be so fun. :'(

I would've given a kid all of our candy. This was my first Halloween as a home owner, and I really wanted to get some trick or treaters. I was really bummed out last night.

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Author Topic: What candy are you handing out today? (Read 3984 times)