Author Topic: "For what ever reason, I have romantic ideas of Texas" (Read 4567 times)

Flannel Boy · « **on:** October 31, 2007, 06:32:50 PM »

Guess who wrote that and win a picture of Gay Boy.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #1 on:** October 31, 2007, 06:35:01 PM »

Ron Paul

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #2 on:** October 31, 2007, 06:41:42 PM »

Davy Crockett

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You can all go to hell. I'm going to Texas

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Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #3 on:** October 31, 2007, 06:43:11 PM »

Who ever it is lets beat him up.

Edit: this reminds me of this thread

http://www.evilbore.com/forum/index.php?topic=7869.msg188166#msg188166

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #4 on:** October 31, 2007, 07:15:53 PM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on October 31, 2007, 06:43:11 PM

Who ever it is lets beat him up.

Edit: this reminds me of this thread

http://www.evilbore.com/forum/index.php?topic=7869.msg188166#msg188166

So that's how it's going to be.

I should mention that this poster also recieved a 51 in gym. GYM!

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #5 on:** October 31, 2007, 07:23:43 PM »

I bet said person always skipped or was sick, or playyed FF 1+2 on his GBA in the locker room instead of dancing.... and only got a 51 as a pity pass, and only after agreeing not to enroll in higher gym classes. I hear that happens. It should also be noted that gym 10 is mandatory in Canada unless your a pansy and get home schooled.

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Flannel Boy · « **Reply #6 on:** October 31, 2007, 07:25:25 PM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on October 31, 2007, 07:23:43 PM

I bet said person always skipped or was sick, or playyed FF 1+2 on his GBA in the locker room instead of dancing.... and only got a 51 as a pity pass, and only after agreeing not to enroll in higher gym classes. I hear that happens. It should also be noted that gym 10 is mandatory in Canada unless your a pansy and get home schooled.

...

I bet he didn't go to gym class because he got a boner when all the other boys undressed.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #7 on:** October 31, 2007, 07:26:33 PM »

I hear that's agreeable in Texas

TVC15 · « **Reply #8 on:** October 31, 2007, 07:27:22 PM »

FoC, if I ever move to Austin, want to make out?

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #9 on:** October 31, 2007, 07:28:11 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on October 31, 2007, 07:27:22 PM

FoC, if I ever move to Austin, want to make out?

No Homo.

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #10 on:** October 31, 2007, 07:28:56 PM »

Texas has the right to succeed from the U.S. at any time.

It's written into our state constitution.

Gay Boy · « **Reply #11 on:** October 31, 2007, 07:30:44 PM »

It's still illegal per a law by congress iirc. And national decree outranks anything a state can do.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #12 on:** October 31, 2007, 07:31:43 PM »

Why would someone go to school in the US and pay seven times the tuition? Go to school in Alberta if you want to be near some red necks who wear stupid ten-gallon hats.

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #13 on:** October 31, 2007, 07:31:48 PM »

Quote from: Gay Boy on October 31, 2007, 07:30:44 PM

It's still illegal per a law by congress iirc. And national decree outranks anything a state can do.

No homo.

I would love to see what federal government try to force Texas back into the U.S. if for some weird reason we left.

Gay Boy · « **Reply #14 on:** October 31, 2007, 07:33:16 PM »

Quote from: FlameOfCallandor on October 31, 2007, 07:31:48 PM

Quote from: Gay Boy on October 31, 2007, 07:30:44 PM
It's still illegal per a law by congress iirc. And national decree outranks anything a state can do.

No homo.

I would love to see what federal government try to force Texas back into the U.S. if for some weird reason we left.

Stop Texas from getting any exports out or any imports in by surrounding the border thus rendering the state impossible to survive for long I would guess.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #15 on:** October 31, 2007, 07:34:22 PM »

Quote from: Gay Boy on October 31, 2007, 07:33:16 PM

Stop Texas from getting any exports out or any imports in by surrounding the border thus rendering the state impossible to survive for long I would guess.

Yeah, because the US is good at guarding the border.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #16 on:** October 31, 2007, 07:34:32 PM »

Quote from: Malek: King of Kings on October 31, 2007, 07:31:43 PM

Why would someone go to school in the US and pay seven times the tuition? Go to school in Alberta if you want to be near some red necks who wear stupid ten-gallon hats.

Four times - only twice with ad!

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #17 on:** October 31, 2007, 07:35:13 PM »

How much is college in canada. I went to UT fairly cheap.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #18 on:** October 31, 2007, 07:35:47 PM »

Quote from: FlameOfCallandor on October 31, 2007, 07:35:13 PM

How much is college in canada. I went to UT fairly cheap.

Tuition is ~$5000 a year

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #19 on:** October 31, 2007, 07:35:52 PM »

Quote from: Gay Boy on October 31, 2007, 07:33:16 PM

Quote from: FlameOfCallandor on October 31, 2007, 07:31:48 PM
Quote from: Gay Boy on October 31, 2007, 07:30:44 PM
It's still illegal per a law by congress iirc. And national decree outranks anything a state can do.

No homo.

I would love to see what federal government try to force Texas back into the U.S. if for some weird reason we left.
Stop Texas from getting any exports out or any imports in by surrounding the border thus rendering the state impossible to survive for long I would guess.

What % of oil used in the US is coming out of Texas?

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #20 on:** October 31, 2007, 07:36:27 PM »

Quote from: FlameOfCallandor on October 31, 2007, 07:35:13 PM

How much is college in canada. I went to UT fairly cheap.

How much did you pay?

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #21 on:** October 31, 2007, 07:37:19 PM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on October 31, 2007, 07:35:52 PM

Quote from: Gay Boy on October 31, 2007, 07:33:16 PM
Quote from: FlameOfCallandor on October 31, 2007, 07:31:48 PM
Quote from: Gay Boy on October 31, 2007, 07:30:44 PM
It's still illegal per a law by congress iirc. And national decree outranks anything a state can do.

No homo.

I would love to see what federal government try to force Texas back into the U.S. if for some weird reason we left.
Stop Texas from getting any exports out or any imports in by surrounding the border thus rendering the state impossible to survive for long I would guess.

What % of oil used in the US is coming out of Texas?

They hardly have any oil left in Texas. And most of the oil comes from the hair of Mupepes.

TVC15 · « **Reply #22 on:** October 31, 2007, 07:37:50 PM »

Quote from: FlameOfCallandor on October 31, 2007, 07:28:11 PM

Quote from: TVC 15 on October 31, 2007, 07:27:22 PM
FoC, if I ever move to Austin, want to make out?

No Homo.

Like Marion in Raiders of the Lost Ark, you and I will have a drinking contest, and after you pass out I shall rape you. You will wake up 12 hours later with a size 12 poop chute and I will be gone, baby.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #23 on:** October 31, 2007, 07:42:19 PM »

Quote from: Billy Rygar on October 31, 2007, 07:37:56 PM

Quote from: Malek: King of Kings on October 31, 2007, 07:35:47 PM
Quote from: FlameOfCallandor on October 31, 2007, 07:35:13 PM
How much is college in canada. I went to UT fairly cheap.
Tuition is ~$5000 a year
That's cheap until you realize...Canada

Yeah but...

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #24 on:** October 31, 2007, 07:46:14 PM »

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #25 on:** October 31, 2007, 07:49:55 PM »

Come on. You know she sucks like a pro.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #26 on:** October 31, 2007, 07:50:28 PM »

No one makes fun of Canada like Canadians. Its our form of nationalism.

also,

I see Malek.

You know your a really interesting fellow. No homo.

Thats better.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #27 on:** October 31, 2007, 07:55:20 PM »

Do you think they serve

in Texas?

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #28 on:** October 31, 2007, 07:58:00 PM »

No. I'm sorry we don't eat dog shit here.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #29 on:** October 31, 2007, 08:04:59 PM »

Quote from: FlameOfCallandor on October 31, 2007, 07:58:00 PM

No. I'm sorry we don't eat dog shit here.

That's the only thing you fat Texans don't eat.

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #30 on:** October 31, 2007, 08:06:05 PM »

Quote from: Malek: King of Kings on October 31, 2007, 08:04:59 PM

Quote from: FlameOfCallandor on October 31, 2007, 07:58:00 PM
No. I'm sorry we don't eat dog shit here.
That's the only thing you fat Texans don't eat.

Touche'

Mupepe · « **Reply #31 on:** October 31, 2007, 08:53:02 PM »

wow fuck you tvc, i'm only 2 hours away from Austin and you'd never even fuck me? you're an asshole.

Ichirou · « **Reply #32 on:** October 31, 2007, 08:57:43 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on October 31, 2007, 08:53:02 PM

wow fuck you tvc, i'm only 2 hours away from Austin and you'd never even fuck me? you're an asshole.

Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #33 on:** October 31, 2007, 09:03:37 PM »

Quote from: Ichirou on October 31, 2007, 08:57:43 PM

Quote from: Mupepe on October 31, 2007, 08:53:02 PM
wow fuck you tvc, i'm only 2 hours away from Austin and you'd never even fuck me? you're an asshole.

Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me.

The line begins and ends with you.

TVC15 · « **Reply #34 on:** October 31, 2007, 09:07:51 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on October 31, 2007, 08:53:02 PM

wow fuck you tvc, i'm only 2 hours away from Austin and you'd never even fuck me? you're an asshole.

Would you drive to Austin? It's the only place in Texas I'd trust gettin naked in.

Gay Boy · « **Reply #35 on:** October 31, 2007, 09:55:05 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on October 31, 2007, 07:37:50 PM

Quote from: FlameOfCallandor on October 31, 2007, 07:28:11 PM
Quote from: TVC 15 on October 31, 2007, 07:27:22 PM
FoC, if I ever move to Austin, want to make out?

No Homo.

Like Marion in Raiders of the Lost Ark, you and I will have a drinking contest, and after you pass out I shall rape you. You will wake up 12 hours later with a size 12 poop chute and I will be gone, baby.

And pregnant with Shia Labeouf?

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #36 on:** October 31, 2007, 09:57:06 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on October 31, 2007, 07:37:50 PM

Quote from: FlameOfCallandor on October 31, 2007, 07:28:11 PM
Quote from: TVC 15 on October 31, 2007, 07:27:22 PM
FoC, if I ever move to Austin, want to make out?

No Homo.

Like Marion in Raiders of the Lost Ark, you and I will have a drinking contest, and after you pass out I shall rape you. You will wake up 12 hours later with a size 12 poop chute and I will be gone, baby.

What version of Lost Ark did you watch?

Gay Boy · « **Reply #37 on:** October 31, 2007, 10:03:09 PM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on October 31, 2007, 09:57:06 PM

Quote from: TVC 15 on October 31, 2007, 07:37:50 PM
Quote from: FlameOfCallandor on October 31, 2007, 07:28:11 PM
Quote from: TVC 15 on October 31, 2007, 07:27:22 PM
FoC, if I ever move to Austin, want to make out?

No Homo.

Like Marion in Raiders of the Lost Ark, you and I will have a drinking contest, and after you pass out I shall rape you. You will wake up 12 hours later with a size 12 poop chute and I will be gone, baby.

What version of Lost Ark did you watch?

The correct one! They had sex.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #38 on:** October 31, 2007, 10:07:58 PM »

Quote from: Gay Boy on October 31, 2007, 10:03:09 PM

Quote from: Father_Mike on October 31, 2007, 09:57:06 PM
Quote from: TVC 15 on October 31, 2007, 07:37:50 PM
Quote from: FlameOfCallandor on October 31, 2007, 07:28:11 PM
Quote from: TVC 15 on October 31, 2007, 07:27:22 PM
FoC, if I ever move to Austin, want to make out?

No Homo.

Like Marion in Raiders of the Lost Ark, you and I will have a drinking contest, and after you pass out I shall rape you. You will wake up 12 hours later with a size 12 poop chute and I will be gone, baby.

What version of Lost Ark did you watch?
The correct one! They had sex.

Did they? I thought the bar burned down...then I don't remember anything else till they go to the middle east to met that fat guy with a big family.

Gay Boy · « **Reply #39 on:** October 31, 2007, 10:33:55 PM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on October 31, 2007, 10:07:58 PM

Quote from: Gay Boy on October 31, 2007, 10:03:09 PM
Quote from: Father_Mike on October 31, 2007, 09:57:06 PM
Quote from: TVC 15 on October 31, 2007, 07:37:50 PM
Quote from: FlameOfCallandor on October 31, 2007, 07:28:11 PM
Quote from: TVC 15 on October 31, 2007, 07:27:22 PM
FoC, if I ever move to Austin, want to make out?

No Homo.

Like Marion in Raiders of the Lost Ark, you and I will have a drinking contest, and after you pass out I shall rape you. You will wake up 12 hours later with a size 12 poop chute and I will be gone, baby.

What version of Lost Ark did you watch?
The correct one! They had sex.

Did they? I thought the bar burned down...then I don't remember anything else till they go to the middle east to met that fat guy with a big family.

They had to. Marion got preggers with Shia during Raiders so says the new 'flick.

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Author Topic: "For what ever reason, I have romantic ideas of Texas" (Read 4567 times)