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Mandark

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Re: I injured the hand I masturbate with
« Reply #60 on: November 01, 2007, 12:39:57 PM »
It's only called "the stranger" if you sit on it until it's numb first.
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Mupepe

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Re: I injured the hand I masturbate with
« Reply #61 on: November 01, 2007, 12:40:35 PM »
Quote from: Mandark on November 01, 2007, 12:39:57 PM
It's only called "the stranger" if you sit on it until it's numb first.
it's also called the stranger if you sit on it and put a thumb in ur butt
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Stocky

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Re: I injured the hand I masturbate with
« Reply #62 on: November 01, 2007, 12:50:00 PM »
Technically, if you put a rubber fist up your ass and act all surprised it could be considered the stranger, too.
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Phoenix Dark

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Re: I injured the hand I masturbate with
« Reply #63 on: November 01, 2007, 12:51:17 PM »
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Stocky

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Re: I injured the hand I masturbate with
« Reply #64 on: November 01, 2007, 12:59:54 PM »
PD, do you masturbate?
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Mupepe

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Re: I injured the hand I masturbate with
« Reply #65 on: November 01, 2007, 01:02:01 PM »
Quote from: Happy Rhymenocerous on November 01, 2007, 12:59:54 PM
PD, do you masturbate?
he wraps his penis in a hot towel and humps couches
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Eel O'Brian

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Re: I injured the hand I masturbate with
« Reply #66 on: November 01, 2007, 01:02:24 PM »
It's better to have injured the hand you masturbate with than the dick you masturbate on.

- Confucius
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Stocky

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Re: I injured the hand I masturbate with
« Reply #67 on: November 01, 2007, 01:05:53 PM »
I remember waking up with a hard-on while sleeping on a couch after a party.

Someone put the fucking coffee table WAY too close to the couch.

Not even realizing, I rolled off the couch to get up and WHAM. My dick hits it like a ton of fucking bricks. Shit was swollen for a few days.
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Phoenix Dark

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Re: I injured the hand I masturbate with
« Reply #68 on: November 01, 2007, 01:12:38 PM »
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Stocky

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Re: I injured the hand I masturbate with
« Reply #69 on: November 01, 2007, 01:15:34 PM »
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on November 01, 2007, 01:12:38 PM
Quote from: Happy Rhymenocerous on November 01, 2007, 12:59:54 PM
PD, do you masturbate?
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=6407925#post6407925


As I see it, there's only 2 roads you can go down PD.

Hang yourself with a noose using your left hand, jerk off with the right

OR

Molest kids with your right hand, and post here with your right.

One is good for America. Figure that one out.
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Phoenix Dark

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Re: I injured the hand I masturbate with
« Reply #70 on: November 01, 2007, 01:16:19 PM »
i prefer to jerk it to that pic of your cousin
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Stocky

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Re: I injured the hand I masturbate with
« Reply #71 on: November 01, 2007, 01:16:41 PM »
She died last week.
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Stocky

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Re: I injured the hand I masturbate with
« Reply #72 on: November 01, 2007, 01:16:47 PM »
Fucking prick.
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bluemax

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Re: I injured the hand I masturbate with
« Reply #73 on: November 01, 2007, 01:21:50 PM »
You mean you can't just do it with the other hand? I have no problem using left or right as long as I don't switch hands mid session.
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Phoenix Dark

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Re: I injured the hand I masturbate with
« Reply #74 on: November 01, 2007, 01:33:57 PM »
Quote from: Happy Rhymenocerous on November 01, 2007, 01:16:41 PM
She died last week.

sorry to hear that  :'( :'( :'(
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The Fake Shemp

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Re: I injured the hand I masturbate with
« Reply #75 on: November 01, 2007, 02:28:05 PM »
Before Phoenix Dark makes my thread all awkward - you can't just use the other hand!  It doesn't work like that!
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demi

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Re: I injured the hand I masturbate with
« Reply #76 on: November 01, 2007, 02:31:05 PM »
Yes you can
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bluemax

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Re: I injured the hand I masturbate with
« Reply #77 on: November 01, 2007, 02:34:23 PM »
Quote from: Willco on November 01, 2007, 02:28:05 PM
Before Phoenix Dark makes my thread all awkward - you can't just use the other hand!  It doesn't work like that!

I have no problems doing so. I've been doing it for years!
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demi

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Re: I injured the hand I masturbate with
« Reply #78 on: November 01, 2007, 02:37:04 PM »
These guys are probably the ones who just do Missionary and that's it.

bu bu bu - no imagination, boring lays
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Re: I injured the hand I masturbate with
« Reply #79 on: November 01, 2007, 02:38:11 PM »
Quote from: CrystalGemini on November 01, 2007, 07:12:18 AM
That's why God made man with two hands, dummy.  ::)

But why did he not give us the knowledge to use both!?
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The Fake Shemp

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Re: I injured the hand I masturbate with
« Reply #80 on: November 01, 2007, 02:38:24 PM »
Aren't you a virgin, demi?
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demi

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Re: I injured the hand I masturbate with
« Reply #81 on: November 01, 2007, 02:38:58 PM »
I'm just taking notes for the final exam
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etiolate

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Re: I injured the hand I masturbate with
« Reply #82 on: November 01, 2007, 10:59:54 PM »
Now what if you use both hands?
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