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The Fake Shemp

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I got hit on the way to work, but still tickin' - Willco: 1, Saint Cornelius: 0
« on: October 12, 2006, 01:49:56 PM »
Nice try, but I live to tell the tale.  It did aggrivate my recent back injury, though.  Painkillers ftw!
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Saint Cornelius

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Re: I got hit on the way to work, but still tickin' - Willco: 1, Saint Cornelius
« Reply #1 on: October 12, 2006, 01:54:58 PM »
 :ninja
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The Fake Shemp

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Re: I got hit on the way to work, but still tickin' - Willco: 1, Saint Cornelius: 0
« Reply #2 on: October 12, 2006, 02:03:17 PM »
I MAY REQUIRE LEGAL REPRESENTATION.

This is the second accident I've been involved in within a week.
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Re: I got hit on the way to work, but still tickin' - Willco: 1, Saint Cornelius: 0
« Reply #3 on: October 12, 2006, 02:04:14 PM »
Call WayWay Legal Services!

1-800-CRY-BABY
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Re: I got hit on the way to work, but still tickin' - Willco: 1, Saint Cornelius: 0
« Reply #4 on: October 12, 2006, 03:59:17 PM »
I was kind of hoping for a story where you found God and are converting to Mormanism or some other cult.


What a let down.

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The Fake Shemp

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Re: I got hit on the way to work, but still tickin' - Willco: 1, Saint Cornelius: 0
« Reply #5 on: October 12, 2006, 04:09:59 PM »
How did you get that out of the topic title.  You're sick!
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brawndolicious

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Re: I got hit on the way to work, but still tickin' - Willco: 1, Saint Cornelius: 0
« Reply #6 on: October 12, 2006, 04:14:32 PM »
The painkillers go in the mouth.
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The Fake Shemp

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Re: I got hit on the way to work, but still tickin' - Willco: 1, Saint Cornelius: 0
« Reply #7 on: October 12, 2006, 04:29:59 PM »
i dont get it
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brawndolicious

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Re: I got hit on the way to work, but still tickin' - Willco: 1, Saint Cornelius: 0
« Reply #8 on: October 12, 2006, 04:32:51 PM »
Quote from: Willco on October 12, 2006, 04:29:59 PM
i dont get it
You take them orally, not anally.
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The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment

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Re: I got hit on the way to work, but still tickin' - Willco: 1, Saint Cornelius
« Reply #9 on: October 12, 2006, 04:41:46 PM »
Quote from: Drinky Crow on October 12, 2006, 02:04:14 PM
Call WayWay Legal Services!

1-800-CRY-BABY

Heh. :)
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« Reply #10 on: October 12, 2006, 04:43:24 PM »
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brawndolicious

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Re: I got hit on the way to work, but still tickin' - Willco: 1, Saint Cornelius: 0
« Reply #11 on: October 12, 2006, 04:59:29 PM »
Quote from: Willco on October 12, 2006, 04:43:24 PM
i dont get it
Pain will not go away if you put it up ass.
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Re: I got hit on the way to work, but still tickin' - Willco: 1, Saint Cornelius
« Reply #12 on: October 12, 2006, 05:05:02 PM »
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Re: I got hit on the way to work, but still tickin' - Willco: 1, Saint Cornelius
« Reply #13 on: October 12, 2006, 05:07:52 PM »
Quote from: CrystalGemini on October 12, 2006, 05:05:02 PM
I don't get it.
Some pills that are too big to be swallowed can be put up assholes and they will apparantly work.
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Saint Cornelius

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Re: I got hit on the way to work, but still tickin' - Willco: 1, Saint Cornelius
« Reply #14 on: October 12, 2006, 05:09:03 PM »
What CrystalPepsi is trying to subtly say is: she'd like you to try a little assplay. Start with a pinkie.
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brawndolicious

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Re: I got hit on the way to work, but still tickin' - Willco: 1, Saint Cornelius
« Reply #15 on: October 12, 2006, 05:12:49 PM »
Quote from: Saint Cornelius on October 12, 2006, 05:09:03 PM
What CrystalPepsi is trying to subtly say is: she'd like you to try a little assplay. Start with a pinkie.
I think you already said what that feels like.
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Saint Cornelius

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Re: I got hit on the way to work, but still tickin' - Willco: 1, Saint Cornelius
« Reply #16 on: October 12, 2006, 05:14:16 PM »
Quote from: am nintenho on October 12, 2006, 05:12:49 PM
I think you already said what that feels like.


I did?
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brawndolicious

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« Reply #17 on: October 12, 2006, 05:16:01 PM »
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Saint Cornelius

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« Reply #18 on: October 12, 2006, 05:17:02 PM »
Oh. So? A pinkie up the bum is a lot of fun! Willco should do his lady right.
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brawndolicious

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Re: I got hit on the way to work, but still tickin' - Willco: 1, Saint Cornelius
« Reply #19 on: October 12, 2006, 05:18:43 PM »
Quote from: Saint Cornelius on October 12, 2006, 05:17:02 PM
Oh. So? A pinkie up the bum is a lot of fun! Willco should do his lady right.
They don't have prostates!
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Re: I got hit on the way to work, but still tickin' - Willco: 1, Saint Cornelius
« Reply #20 on: October 12, 2006, 05:18:49 PM »
WTF is going on here? ???
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Saint Cornelius

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« Reply #21 on: October 12, 2006, 05:20:22 PM »
Quote from: am nintenho on October 12, 2006, 05:18:43 PM
They don't have prostates!


They do have nerve endings, though. Why the fuck am I wasting time on you? Get laid.
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brawndolicious

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Re: I got hit on the way to work, but still tickin' - Willco: 1, Saint Cornelius
« Reply #22 on: October 12, 2006, 05:21:59 PM »
Quote from: Saint Cornelius on October 12, 2006, 05:20:22 PM
They do have nerve endings, though. Why the fuck am I wasting time on you? Get laid.
I don't know, why the fuck are you telling me the ass is better than a vagina for orgasm?
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Saint Cornelius

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Re: I got hit on the way to work, but still tickin' - Willco: 1, Saint Cornelius
« Reply #23 on: October 12, 2006, 05:22:59 PM »
Quote from: am nintenho on October 12, 2006, 05:21:59 PM
I don't know, why the fuck are you telling me the ass is better than a vagina for orgasm?


Where did I say that? Tell me, tell me tell me.
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brawndolicious

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Re: I got hit on the way to work, but still tickin' - Willco: 1, Saint Cornelius
« Reply #24 on: October 12, 2006, 05:26:35 PM »
Quote from: Saint Cornelius on October 12, 2006, 05:22:59 PM
Where did I say that? Tell me, tell me tell me.
Quote from: Saint Cornelius on October 12, 2006, 05:17:02 PM
Oh. So? A pinkie up the bum is a lot of fun! Willco should do his lady right.
How is this the right way?  Or did you say that she should stick her finger up Willco's bum to give him satisfaction in a way pumping his dick could not give?
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Re: I got hit on the way to work, but still tickin' - Willco: 1, Saint Cornelius
« Reply #25 on: October 12, 2006, 05:28:20 PM »
Gawd, this thread has gone to Hell.

BAIL OUT
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The Fake Shemp

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Re: I got hit on the way to work, but still tickin' - Willco: 1, Saint Cornelius: 0
« Reply #26 on: October 12, 2006, 05:32:38 PM »
am nintenho and Saint Cornelius are about to unleash their homoerotic feelings upon each other's rectums.
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Re: I got hit on the way to work, but still tickin' - Willco: 1, Saint Cornelius
« Reply #27 on: October 12, 2006, 05:38:13 PM »
Quote from: Willco on October 12, 2006, 05:32:38 PM
am nintenho and Saint Cornelius are about to unleash their homoerotic feelings upon each other's rectums.

FINGERS UP THE POOPERS, WILLCO.

FINGERS. UP. THE POOPERS. :-*
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Phoenix Dark

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Re: I got hit on the way to work, but still tickin' - Willco: 1, Saint Cornelius
« Reply #28 on: October 12, 2006, 05:52:07 PM »
The car probably just bounced off your fat ass.
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Saint Cornelius

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Re: I got hit on the way to work, but still tickin' - Willco: 1, Saint Cornelius
« Reply #29 on: October 12, 2006, 05:55:12 PM »
I'm about ready to entroduce the mushroom kingdom to my mushroom tip.
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The Fake Shemp

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Re: I got hit on the way to work, but still tickin' - Willco: 1, Saint Cornelius
« Reply #30 on: October 12, 2006, 06:01:30 PM »
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on October 12, 2006, 05:52:07 PM
The car probably just bounced off your fat ass.

I'm disappointed it took this long for a fat joke to occur, and disappointed that this is the one you chose.  I guess you can't all be Corny.
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Saint Cornelius

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Re: I got hit on the way to work, but still tickin' - Willco: 1, Saint Cornelius
« Reply #31 on: October 12, 2006, 06:27:19 PM »
Thank god for that.
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brawndolicious

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Re: I got hit on the way to work, but still tickin' - Willco: 1, Saint Cornelius: 0
« Reply #32 on: October 13, 2006, 03:41:06 PM »
amen.
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Re: I got hit on the way to work, but still tickin' - Willco: 1, Saint Cornelius: 0
« Reply #33 on: October 14, 2006, 08:10:26 PM »
Corny couldn't get a hot asian woman. That's all I'm saying.

Great intelligence doesn't make up for a fucking ugly ass face.
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