Author Topic: MSNBC explores REAL desperate housewives and you will be TURNED ON... (Read 2353 times)

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #1 on:** October 12, 2006, 02:25:22 PM »

well, i'm dead inside

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #2 on:** October 12, 2006, 02:26:30 PM »

She's a total MILF, Drinky.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #3 on:** October 12, 2006, 02:28:01 PM »

She looks sort of like you Willco

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #4 on:** October 12, 2006, 02:28:33 PM »

Don't lie, you'd still hit it anyway. I know you want me.

TVC15 · « **Reply #5 on:** October 12, 2006, 02:28:47 PM »

I am certainly not clicking play to view the video. Willco, you need to stop reading MSNBC's online shit.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #6 on:** October 12, 2006, 02:29:39 PM »

I can't - it's our corporate homepage. Everyone at the office reads MSNBC.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #7 on:** October 12, 2006, 02:30:20 PM »

We need an emoticon based on that fat chick.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #8 on:** October 12, 2006, 02:30:51 PM »

Where is Ecrofirt when you need him! It should totally involve sex toys, though.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #9 on:** October 12, 2006, 02:33:36 PM »

needs the dildo going in and out of her mouth

TVC15 · « **Reply #10 on:** October 12, 2006, 02:35:14 PM »

Dildo going in and out of Willco's mouth!

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #11 on:** October 12, 2006, 02:38:09 PM »

TVC, admit it right now - you've got an erection thinking about that, don't you?

TVC15 · « **Reply #12 on:** October 12, 2006, 02:39:18 PM »

Quote from: Willco on October 12, 2006, 02:38:09 PM

TVC, admit it right now - you've got an erection thinking about that, don't you?

I am too hungry to have erections.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #13 on:** October 12, 2006, 02:41:23 PM »

Why do you lie. Is it bad enough that you have disobeyed God with your life choices, but now you choose to LIE?

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #14 on:** October 12, 2006, 02:41:45 PM »

Herr Mulhausen will have a delicious treat for you in his office.

TVC15 · « **Reply #15 on:** October 12, 2006, 02:43:49 PM »

I have like 4 dollars until I get paid again.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #16 on:** October 12, 2006, 02:45:09 PM »

Willco isn't that cheap. $10 for anal

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #17 on:** October 12, 2006, 02:47:01 PM »

raid JS's office for chocolate

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #18 on:** October 12, 2006, 02:47:55 PM »

there's a cup on my shelf with like $10 in quarters -- it's yours, Starvie McStarvesalot

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #19 on:** October 12, 2006, 02:48:13 PM »

INSIDE LINGO ALERT

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #20 on:** October 12, 2006, 02:49:29 PM »

I was giving yer mom some "inside lingo" last night, Willco -- tell her to stop douching with PAM, it's gross

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #21 on:** October 12, 2006, 02:55:33 PM »

My mom is dead - she died in the war, you jerk!

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #22 on:** October 12, 2006, 03:05:13 PM »

the SEXY war, that is!

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #23 on:** October 12, 2006, 03:09:14 PM »

You diffused my joke.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #24 on:** October 12, 2006, 03:09:45 PM »

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #25 on:** October 13, 2006, 05:41:31 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on October 12, 2006, 02:43:49 PM

I have like 4 dollars until I get paid again.

I literally had $9.72 until I got paid again today.

My checks would have bounced if I hadn't sold two games in the Buy/Sell thread on GAF and immediately PayPal-led the money to an online creditor.

What have I become?

My sweetest friend. :'(

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #26 on:** October 13, 2006, 05:43:49 PM »

she has arms like grandma

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Author Topic: MSNBC explores REAL desperate housewives and you will be TURNED ON... (Read 2353 times)