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demi

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I am literally an achievement whore
« on: November 02, 2007, 12:25:45 AM »
I'm playing Simpsons, and some guy messages me. Sure, ok, I get these now and then. He friend requests me as well, so I peep his Gamercard, and he has a whopping 163000-ish score. Holy shit, I'm thinking. His message is along the lines of "hey i have a question about a game, chat please" - so I just ignore him.

He sends a voice request, so I'm like aghhhhh alright, let's see what he wants. He talks to me about Two Worlds, yadda yadda, how I have the max score (you can only get 930, it is glitched). He offers to send me a copy of the game, plus his memory card (his profile), and $120 to put a 930 on his card as well, because he hates the zero currently on there. My ears perk up, this is interesting. So I talk to him some more - are you sure?

Sure enough, he starts going through my list, and brings up other games that I have maxed out on, such as Astropop, Alien Hominid, and Streets of Rage 2. He offers values between $20 - $10 for these three games, and finally tacks on $60 for Fantastic Four: Silver Surfer (remember i had made a thread on this a long while back!). The eventual grand total comes to $225 for these 5 games. Not a bad deal for just doing what I do daily for free.

I asked him, why? Why not just do this legit and earn them? He tells me that he simply has no time to play these cruddy games, and instead focuses on the games he's interested in, and pays off people to play these cruddy games using his "chore money" -- he is apparently a Senior in high school, from Pennsylvania.

So I have agreed to this unknown person, and he is sending me a memory card with his profile, along with Two Worlds (cause I got rid of mine). Or, I could be getting anthrax. If this works out, I think I could get used to this. Getting paid to play games - whoda thunk?
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Re: I am literally an achievement whore
« Reply #1 on: November 02, 2007, 12:27:03 AM »
Whoa. Some people have too much money and not enough of a life!
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Re: I am literally an achievement whore
« Reply #2 on: November 02, 2007, 12:27:27 AM »
You are either full of shit, this is a scam, or someone is eventually going to write a very depressing suicide note.
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Re: I am literally an achievement whore
« Reply #3 on: November 02, 2007, 12:29:26 AM »
I am being serious about this.
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Re: I am literally an achievement whore
« Reply #4 on: November 02, 2007, 12:30:02 AM »
no homo?
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Re: I am literally an achievement whore
« Reply #5 on: November 02, 2007, 12:30:21 AM »
You gave your address to someone who randomly sent you a message on XBox live? :/
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Re: I am literally an achievement whore
« Reply #6 on: November 02, 2007, 12:34:41 AM »
no homo?

I sucked that cock

You gave your address to someone who randomly sent you a message on XBox live? :/

I trust random XBL users over you - funny how that works, innit? Schizoooo
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Re: I am literally an achievement whore
« Reply #7 on: November 02, 2007, 12:35:36 AM »
no homo?

I sucked that cock

You gave your address to someone who randomly sent you a message on XBox live? :/

I trust random XBL users over you - funny how that works, innit? Schizoooo

It's cool 'cuz I don't trust you either.  Being a spacefag and all.
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Re: I am literally an achievement whore
« Reply #8 on: November 02, 2007, 12:41:20 AM »
Is it really worth it?  I mean, 225 bucks for wasting 20+ hours of your time?  You're a cheap whore.
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Re: I am literally an achievement whore
« Reply #9 on: November 02, 2007, 12:52:08 AM »
Is it really worth it?  I mean, 225 bucks for wasting 20+ hours of your time?  You're a cheap whore.

That per hour rate is like, twice as good as freelance RPG reviews. Demi's got a good gig!
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Re: I am literally an achievement whore
« Reply #10 on: November 02, 2007, 12:54:08 AM »
Is it really worth it?  I mean, 225 bucks for wasting 20+ hours of your time?  You're a cheap whore.

It's either waste 20+ of my time at home playing a game I like and get nothing from it, or waste 20+ hours of my time playing games I've already played and thus know the tips and tricks, and get $225 out of it. It's not like I lead a busy life anyway.
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Re: I am literally an achievement whore
« Reply #11 on: November 02, 2007, 01:43:24 AM »
I will pay you in gratitude to give me more achievements.
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Re: I am literally an achievement whore
« Reply #12 on: November 02, 2007, 01:48:45 AM »
I don't trust Jews either
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Re: I am literally an achievement whore
« Reply #13 on: November 02, 2007, 02:22:09 AM »
 :'(
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Re: I am literally an achievement whore
« Reply #14 on: November 02, 2007, 02:31:32 AM »
Some one had a worse senior high school experience than me.  WOOT!!!



You gave your address to someone who randomly sent you a message on XBox live? :/

I have demi's address, and we met randomly over gaf. 

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Re: I am literally an achievement whore
« Reply #15 on: November 02, 2007, 02:33:03 AM »
Ichirou has proven he is a bit unstable, everyone else I gave my address to has yet to show signs of that.
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Re: I am literally an achievement whore
« Reply #16 on: November 02, 2007, 02:36:04 AM »
Ichirou has proven he is a bit unstable, everyone else I gave my address to has yet to show signs of that.

I'm great at hiding things.  You should just see my freezer. 

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Re: I am literally an achievement whore
« Reply #17 on: November 02, 2007, 03:09:48 AM »
Ichirou has proven he is a bit unstable, everyone else I gave my address to has yet to show signs of that.

I've proven nothing except that posting while drunk is not a good idea.

I've always thought of you as EB's resident psychopath, btw.  At least until Synbios showed his true colors.
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Re: I am literally an achievement whore
« Reply #18 on: November 02, 2007, 05:51:00 PM »
Jesus. Tell that distinguished mentally-challenged fellow to take up heavy drinking or something. What a waste of money.

On the plus side, you're making $225.
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Re: I am literally an achievement whore
« Reply #19 on: November 02, 2007, 07:47:10 PM »
xxxxxxxxx: so when do i send the mem card?
frostitution: so you still want to do it?
xxxxxxxxx: dude yes
frostitution: alright then
xxxxxxxxx: soooooo
frostitution: do i have to be signed on live to do this?
xxxxxxxxx: yes
xxxxxxxxx: dude im sending the mem card
xxxxxxxxx: unless you can get a transfer kit
xxxxxxxxx: so i dont have to send the mem card to you
frostitution: why would i need a transfer kit?
xxxxxxxxx: i could just send it on aim
xxxxxxxxx: so i wouldnt have to ship it
frostitution: you can restore accounts over live right?
xxxxxxxxx: yes but im nto doing that
xxxxxxxxx: i dont wan tto give my e-mail or pw out
frostitution: oh, i wasnt aware there was a difference
frostitution: ok, send the card, i'll email my address
frostitution: do you want this done by a certain time?
xxxxxxxxx: ummm not really
xxxxxxxxx: no certain time
xxxxxxxxx: so you want me to ship my profile to you on the mem card
xxxxxxxxx: i could send it through aim
xxxxxxxxx: but
xxxxxxxxx: you would need to buy a transfer kit
frostitution: i dont have a transfer kit, no special gadgets here
xxxxxxxxx: u could buy it
xxxxxxxxx: cost 13
xxxxxxxxx: or should i just ship bro?
frostitution: you should just ship it, its a tiny mem card
xxxxxxxxx: right ok
frostitution: i'll send my address to your email later tonight
xxxxxxxxx: so you finish
xxxxxxxxx: ok ill ship
xxxxxxxxx: tmr
xxxxxxxxx: what's the total price after ur done
frostitution: i'll send the card back when i get all those games done
xxxxxxxxx: how mucha gain
frostitution: we agreed on 225
xxxxxxxxx: 225
frostitution: Two Worlds - 930pts - $120
Streets of Rage 2 - 200pts - $15
Alien Hominid - 1 achievement - $10
Astropop - 200pts - $20
Fantastic Four - 1000pts - $60
xxxxxxxxx: yup
xxxxxxxxx: correct
xxxxxxxxx: so sounds good to me
frostitution: so how do i know you wont stiff me and make me waste my time?
xxxxxxxxx: well my friend gamerscore is part of me man ahahahh
xxxxxxxxx: i came to you yes
xxxxxxxxx: bro
xxxxxxxxx: but i attend church everysunday
xxxxxxxxx: im not gonna pull any screwing over
xxxxxxxxx: lol
frostitution: so how come you asked me anyway?
xxxxxxxxx: CAUSE U DID SOME AMAZING GAMEs
xxxxxxxxx: like astro
xxxxxxxxx: aahhaha
xxxxxxxxx: 200
frostitution: yeah but there are lots of people with 200
frostitution: did you just pick a random name and come up with me?
xxxxxxxxx: well but have no other gs to back it up with
frostitution: how do you pay?
xxxxxxxxx: cash
frostitution: ok
xxxxxxxxx: ill slip it a game case
xxxxxxxxx: or something
xxxxxxxxx: dont forget to send me total invoice
xxxxxxxxx: of what ur doing
xxxxxxxxx: to my e-mail
xxxxxxxxx: and price
xxxxxxxxx: and address
xxxxxxxxx: [email]
frostitution: alright, i will do that
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Re: I am literally an achievement whore
« Reply #20 on: November 02, 2007, 07:50:38 PM »
Ichirou has proven he is a bit unstable, everyone else I gave my address to has yet to show signs of that.

 ;)
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Re: I am literally an achievement whore
« Reply #21 on: November 02, 2007, 07:51:09 PM »
Yes, I would even give you my address over Ichirou
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Re: I am literally an achievement whore
« Reply #22 on: November 02, 2007, 07:52:02 PM »
You already did.
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Re: I am literally an achievement whore
« Reply #23 on: November 02, 2007, 07:53:22 PM »
That was a really dumb conversation.  It's probably one of your OA friends fucking with you. 

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Re: I am literally an achievement whore
« Reply #24 on: November 02, 2007, 07:53:58 PM »
Guess we'll find out
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Re: I am literally an achievement whore
« Reply #25 on: November 03, 2007, 04:48:59 PM »
you don't deserve sex
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Re: I am literally an achievement whore
« Reply #26 on: November 03, 2007, 06:32:09 PM »
You are either full of shit, this is a scam, or someone is eventually going to write a very depressing suicide note.
I'll take both A and C.

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« Reply #28 on: November 05, 2007, 02:37:34 AM »
frostitution: 1000 in simpsons
xxxxxxx: u do
frostitution: just got it
xxxxxxx: bs
xxxxxxx: my god
xxxxxxx: listen dude
xxxxxxx: how much would u charge for this 1k?
xxxxxxx: seriously
xxxxxxx: how bout only 60 + cod 4 since im running low on cash
xxxxxxx: plus u keep the game
xxxxxxx: or u just dont want to do that game again
xxxxxxx: congratz
xxxxxxx: so?
frostitution: if you're offering 60 + COD4, i'll do it
xxxxxxx: 60 bucks only im running low on cash
xxxxxxx: so
xxxxxxx: 60 + cod 4
frostitution: if you're serious about it
xxxxxxx: listen im as serious as i can get




He also offered me $40 to do CSI: Hard Evidence, so my new total right now is $325 + free copy of Call of Duty 4
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Re: I am literally an achievement whore
« Reply #29 on: November 05, 2007, 02:39:55 AM »
Wow, he's seriously distinguished mentally-challenged.
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Re: I am literally an achievement whore
« Reply #30 on: November 05, 2007, 03:57:28 AM »
what the fu...?

I CAN GIVE UP HAVING A LIFE TOO!!!

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Re: I am literally an achievement whore
« Reply #31 on: November 05, 2007, 08:46:51 PM »
ahaha, you'll be the loser when microsoft turn gamerpoints into a valuable commodity!!!

i think you should be able to get gamer pics for free if you get over a crazy amount. say? 20,000? it surely means you've bought a shit-load of games anyways, right?

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Re: I am literally an achievement whore
« Reply #32 on: November 05, 2007, 08:48:42 PM »
Not really, I could go through my list and pick out what games I bought, and which I rented, and my rentals would pass the purchases.

As an update, achievement guy gave me his phone number, and his first name! So I can give him updates about my progress on the fly!
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Re: I am literally an achievement whore
« Reply #33 on: November 06, 2007, 01:34:35 PM »
That's fucking crazy. :lol

Demi, you are devoted to your craft.

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« Reply #34 on: November 07, 2007, 12:15:26 AM »
Not really, I could go through my list and pick out what games I bought, and which I rented, and my rentals would pass the purchases.

As an update, achievement guy gave me his phone number, and his first name! So I can give him updates about my progress on the fly!

But have you received any money yet?

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Re: I am literally an achievement whore
« Reply #35 on: November 07, 2007, 12:35:25 AM »
No, I haven't got the memory card yet
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« Reply #36 on: November 08, 2007, 02:50:23 PM »
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Re: I am literally an achievement whore
« Reply #37 on: November 08, 2007, 02:51:34 PM »
Any money yet?

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Re: I am literally an achievement whore
« Reply #38 on: November 08, 2007, 03:30:11 PM »
Alien Hominid done (just needed the last achievement) - +$10
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Re: I am literally an achievement whore
« Reply #39 on: November 08, 2007, 06:24:22 PM »
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Re: I am literally an achievement whore
« Reply #40 on: November 08, 2007, 07:02:20 PM »
He sent cash?  That guy's crazy.  Alright, I'll give you props this time.

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Re: I am literally an achievement whore
« Reply #41 on: November 09, 2007, 04:31:21 PM »
that dude is crazzy.
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Re: I am literally an achievement whore
« Reply #42 on: November 10, 2007, 03:17:39 PM »
NO WAY!  :o

I don't think this is true.  I think Demi couldn't handle the pressure of constantly playing for a achievements, had a mental brake down where he created another personality that would give him a moral boost in his quest by promising to give the first Demi presents in reward for achievement collecting.   

The money, memorycard and game are really Demi's given to him by the other Demi.

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Re: I am literally an achievement whore
« Reply #43 on: November 10, 2007, 03:19:23 PM »
I NEED ACHIEVEMENT BOOSTING!

I'll do it for free for you :heart
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Re: I am literally an achievement whore
« Reply #44 on: November 10, 2007, 03:46:36 PM »
Not really, I could go through my list and pick out what games I bought, and which I rented, and my rentals would pass the purchases.

As an update, achievement guy gave me his phone number, and his first name! So I can give him updates about my progress on the fly!

:rofl


Any money yet?

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Re: I am literally an achievement whore
« Reply #45 on: November 11, 2007, 02:53:18 PM »
thats a lot of lettuce! :bow
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