Bz...I fucken time traveled I got so drunk....
I drank like 8 Caronas, a cup of Hennessy and Bacardi and when I start to lose my memory the last thing I "remember" drinking was a cup of Red Bull and Rum (I downed the whole cup right then and there).
My sister told me that I got up, started dancing (I can't dance mind you) with a cute Puerto Rican chick (her guy was nearby) and he was saying it was cool since it was my birthday. She also said that I was telling the guy "I would never fuck your girl" over and over again....
Oh man, I'm still kinda fucked up right now. I woke up with just some girl pants on and no shirt. Apparently I got REALLY fucked up, I just don't remember it....
