How dumb does the military think civilians are?

[MrAngryFace]

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/21594439/

"This is a very serious security problem on the African coast. These are not pirates who will remind you of Johnny Depp. These are quite different kinds of pirates," Hill told reporters in Seoul, South Korea.

[Mupepe]

that is distinguished mentally-challenged

[The Fake Shemp]

I mean, pirates were so lovable before... can you really fault them?

[Mupepe]

I mean, pirates were so lovable before... can you really fault them?

who doesnt love a dirty, dreadlocked criminal?

[MrAngryFace]

These pirates aren't like Johnny Depp, so its ok that we used a guided missile to blow up their boat.

[The Fake Shemp]

Would you rather them fight them in hand-to-hand combat?  They're pirates!  Marines aren't equipped to handle that - they kill more of themselves than insurgents in Iraq!

[MrAngryFace]

"The pirates were definitely not of your Johnny Depp variety, but we were positive the skiff was The Black Pearl. It had to be done."

[The Fake Shemp]

I say we take off and nuke the ship from orbit.  It's the only way to be sure.

[MrAngryFace]

I say we take off and nuke the ship from orbit.  It's the only way to be sure.

First we need to make sure they aren't like Johnny Depp.