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Re: Japanese Perversion Age: Naruto can turn into a chick?
« Reply #60 on: November 03, 2007, 02:41:47 AM »
My feelings on Slayers are that it's "meh," but I've only seen the dub.

Anyway, I'll stop derailing.  Talk more about the Naruto game.  Maybe Mondain can post about imaginary screen tearing some more.
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« Reply #61 on: November 03, 2007, 02:42:51 AM »
I don't like Naruto.  I'd never buy this game, either. :punch :punch :punch

All you guys that bought it HAVE BEEN ETERNALLY SHAMED.  It's permanently listed on your Xbox Gamer Tags now!  :o

Does Gundam have cliches and repeating shit?  Sure, but each series takes place in a wholly different universe and draws on common elements from the original UC stories.

But it's essentially the same fucking thing over and over and over again, with the exception of a few like G-Gundam.  And cliches??  UP THE WAZOO!!

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I'm not denying that Ranma may have been original for its time - I just think it's really, really bad.

I just think you have really, really bad taste IN TEH ANIMU. But I still love you.  :-*
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Re: Japanese Perversion Age: Naruto can turn into a chick?
« Reply #62 on: November 03, 2007, 02:44:14 AM »
Slayers > Gundam, cause Lina could take down a bunch of Gundams in one shot.

Also, Gundam is rife with stock footage. I liked 08th MS Team cause it was short enough for them to not worry about budget and recycle action footage.
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« Reply #63 on: November 03, 2007, 02:46:29 AM »
I have excellent taste in animu as long as it features mecha.  Non-mecha animu, I have really weird tastes on...for example, I'm not a fan of Slayers, but I really like Rune Soldier, which is stylistically very similar.  I don't like Ranma, but I do like Maison Ikkoku, which is just as repetitive.
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Re: Japanese Perversion Age: Naruto can turn into a chick?
« Reply #64 on: November 03, 2007, 02:47:07 AM »
Slayers > Gundam, cause Lina could take down a bunch of Gundams in one shot.

True, but could Superman beat Goku?  That is the real question! ;)
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Re: Japanese Perversion Age: Naruto can turn into a chick?
« Reply #65 on: November 03, 2007, 02:47:19 AM »


Rune Soldier didnt have the Dragon Spook Lina Inverse! Plus it wasnt as popular cause it ripped off slayers lol!
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« Reply #66 on: November 03, 2007, 02:47:48 AM »
ranma 1/2 is good but goddamn is it overly long and gets repetitive by like volume 5
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« Reply #67 on: November 03, 2007, 02:49:22 AM »
ranma 1/2 is good but goddamn is it overly long and gets repetitive by like volume 5

All I remember is the first season of the TV series was pretty good and then it turned into complete crap.
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« Reply #68 on: November 03, 2007, 02:49:27 AM »
Slayers > Gundam, cause Lina could take down a bunch of Gundams in one shot.

True, but could Superman beat Goku?  That is the real question! ;)

Silver-age Superman could.  The modern one should lose pretty easily. 

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« Reply #70 on: November 03, 2007, 02:49:41 AM »
UGH, this is coming from the guy who watches fuckin' GUNDAM?!

Ranma is a huge, long series and does a pretty good job of being entertaining.  Again the manga is much better, as usual.  Anime adaptions tend to suck.

I can see I touched a nerve, so I'll drop it. :lol

Comparing Gundam to Ranma is absolutely ridiculous, though - they're completely different types of shows.

Certainly NOT in terms of cliche and repeating shit.   ;)

But Ranma was pretty original.  Takahashi created a lot of unique and wacky characters in her earlier comics.

Gundam was far more original than Ranma. Gundam created its own fucking genre. Before Gundam, all mecha animu was just a bunch of super robot series and didn't have serious, coherent plot lines. Ranma 1/2 has nothing on Gundam's influence. Kimagure Orange Road >>>> Ranma 1/2
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« Reply #72 on: November 03, 2007, 02:52:36 AM »
The budget for the anime series clearly went way, way down.  Plus they added dumb original characters like Kuno's "ninja" butler.  The comics are always fun to read and there were some really WACKY storylines.  It's not so repetitive, really, other than the whole trying to find a cure for the curse stuff that pops up, but how everything happens is always different.  Once all the characters in Ranma were established, Takahashi went NUTS with the storylines.  Urusei Yatsura is just as wacky.  Maison Ikkoku not so much, but it was still great.  I even liked One-Pound Gospel.

What happened to Rumiko Takahashi?  I loved like everything she put out, and then along came Inu-Yasha.  :-\

Slayers > Gundam, cause Lina could take down a bunch of Gundams in one shot.

Also, Gundam is rife with stock footage. I liked 08th MS Team cause it was short enough for them to not worry about budget and recycle action footage.

Slayers rocked, but I only saw the first season and half of the second.  Liked the movies and OVAs too.

With Gundam, I liked Stardust Memory.  Actually never SAW it, but read the anime cel comics that Viz put out of it.  But for the most part I've never really taken to Gundam.  I don't generally watch mecha stuff, but I liked Gurren Lagann and of course Godanner, cuz it had mechas with titties to go along with the pilots with titties.  YUK YUK
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« Reply #73 on: November 03, 2007, 02:53:07 AM »
If she piloted a gundam it would cast dragon slave, there was an ova where she was stuck in a golem that looked like her haha. Course she couldn't dragon slave from inside of it cause of the nature of its construction. Gundam could make it possible!
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« Reply #74 on: November 03, 2007, 02:54:44 AM »
Is Inu-Yasha still running?  I don't even know.  I know the TV show got canceled a while back.
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« Reply #75 on: November 03, 2007, 02:55:04 AM »
Gundam was far more original than Ranma. Gundam created its own fucking genre. Before Gundam, all mecha animu was just a bunch of super robot series and didn't have serious, coherent plot lines. Ranma 1/2 has nothing on Gundam's influence.

Gundam, the ORIGINAL Gundam series, was kind of original.  Sort of.  But it was predated by a bunch of other shit.  It's extremely INFLUENTIAL, yes, but we're not talking about that.  Ranma had all this weird stuff in it that hasn't been copied since, and Rumiko Takahashi is easily up there with the likes of Akira Toriyama as a modern manga fuckin' superstar.

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« Reply #76 on: November 03, 2007, 02:55:50 AM »
Is Inu-Yasha still running?  I don't even know.  I know the TV show got canceled a while back.

Yeah, I just saw that the latest volume came out at the bookstore the other day.

They had a VALIS comic that just came out!  :o  I couldn't believe it!
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« Reply #77 on: November 03, 2007, 02:56:45 AM »
There was supposed to be a 4th season of slayers and it never happened :(
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Re: Japanese Perversion Age: Naruto can turn into a chick?
« Reply #78 on: November 03, 2007, 02:58:19 AM »
Valis as in the old TurboGrafx games? I didn't even know that still existed.
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« Reply #79 on: November 03, 2007, 03:01:52 AM »
Valis as in the old TurboGrafx games? I didn't even know that still existed.

Yeah, that Valis.  Telnet, who just went under, actually released a pretty decent remake of the original game on cell phones a couple of years ago.  You can probably still get it.  Then they went and licensed it to HENTAI COMPANIES who made hentai games out of the series.  :'(  The comic is a bit on the perverted side with some nudity, but that's to be expected.  It's Japan after all LOLZ LOLZ
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Re: Japanese Perversion Age: Naruto can turn into a chick?
« Reply #80 on: November 03, 2007, 03:02:39 AM »
There are Valis PORNO GAMES?!? I must have them.
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« Reply #81 on: November 03, 2007, 03:03:41 AM »
ahhh take this to pm guys!
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« Reply #82 on: November 03, 2007, 03:05:40 AM »
U WANT NAKED VALIS PICS

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I don't have them.  But those games are out there somewhere.
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« Reply #83 on: November 03, 2007, 03:09:27 AM »
Also, Gundam is rife with stock footage. I liked 08th MS Team cause it was short enough for them to not worry about budget and recycle action footage.

Holy shit, me too! I never got into Gundam, including the ever so popular Gundam Wing. But 8th MS was fucking great. In part due to it being shorter I guess. I dunno, something really nice about it.

And all of you STFU plz. Slayers is awesome, Ranma is awesome, and I am awesome. Now let's all get along and behave. :punch

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Re: Japanese Perversion Age: Naruto can turn into a chick?
« Reply #84 on: November 03, 2007, 03:25:44 AM »
ahhh take this to pm guys!

Ahh, and here I was taking the thread back on topic...if this were still in the gaming forum, that is. :lol
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« Reply #85 on: November 03, 2007, 03:30:12 AM »
I just got Sexy Jutsu level 3.  Now I turn into 5 hot chicks, but they are not wearing bikinis anymore.  They are nekkid, but covered in smoke.  I just sprayed cum all over my tv.
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« Reply #86 on: November 03, 2007, 03:37:03 AM »
I just got Sexy Jutsu level 3.  Now I turn into 5 hot chicks, but they are not wearing bikinis anymore.  They are nekkid, but covered in smoke.  I just sprayed cum all over my tv.

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« Reply #87 on: November 03, 2007, 03:43:33 AM »
It's really not a bad game.  It's got a good mix of gameplay.  You can do the missions if you want to, or do the collectathon crap, or fight people around town, or do town missions, which range from delivering ramen, crazy taxi style, to running races, to playing hide and seek, sexying up the populace to win approval.  It's actually a good amount of variety, and now, about 5 hours in, they dole out the new abilities at frequent enough intervals to keep Leaf Village interesting, Metroid style.  Getting the double jump opens up the rooftops.  Getting the ability to run up walls opens up the tallest buildings in town.  And as you get those new abilities, they are incorporated into all the other town missions.

My only real complaint (aside from the apparent shortness of the story) is that the fighting engine is simple enough that I doubt anything will ever be that difficult, unless future enemies have extremely cheesy jutsus (and I am sure they will).  But still, the game is liberal with retries, so you can find the way around the cheese.  And it's not like your jutsus aren't cheesy.  If you're a hardcore fighting game fan, I'm almost certain you would find the engine too simple, with too few moves. 

This is quality, though, almost around the board.  Not being a Naruto fan means that the story is new to me, and even if it is Totally Animu, its omissions are probably less offensive to me than they are to the hardcore Naruto fans who are bitching about so and so being cut out and all.

It's a nice little take on the sandbox game.  Not sure if I would recommend it for 60 beans, but once it drops once or twice, it'll be a worthwhile diversion for all.
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« Reply #88 on: November 03, 2007, 03:53:58 AM »
I just got Sexy Jutsu level 3.  Now I turn into 5 hot chicks, but they are not wearing bikinis anymore.  They are nekkid, but covered in smoke.  I just sprayed cum all over my tv.

how many times have you jacked off playing the game

does it make you more horny than when you play The Witcher?
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« Reply #89 on: November 03, 2007, 03:54:46 AM »
Of course.  Naruto has the whole Junpei genderbending thing going on.
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« Reply #90 on: November 03, 2007, 04:02:13 AM »
It's the kind of game I might have tried if it were released during the summer drought, but there's way, way too much other stuff out or coming out for me to pay $60+ to import it.
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« Reply #91 on: November 03, 2007, 04:22:15 AM »
I woulda played it tonight but OMG The Witcher is OMG Teh Awesome
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« Reply #92 on: November 03, 2007, 04:26:45 AM »
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