Author Topic: Japanese Perversion Age: Naruto can turn into a chick? (Read 7371 times)

TVC15 · « **on:** November 02, 2007, 05:06:57 PM »

What the fuck is with this game? Naruto can use his Sexy Jutsu to TURN INTO A SEXY WOMAN and make broken hearted men happy again.

So we have this like 10 year old little boy that turns into a succulent bikin clad woman, and gives men boners? Well, at leas this is a different sort of pedophilia than the type most Japanese people subscribe to.

Himu · « **Reply #1 on:** November 02, 2007, 05:11:21 PM »

Yeah he can turn into a chick

ananus · « **Reply #2 on:** November 02, 2007, 05:13:16 PM »

he can turn into several naked chicks at one point, by combining sexy jutsu with shadow clone jutsu. that's called the harem jutsu

jutsu jutsu jutsu

Himu · « **Reply #3 on:** November 02, 2007, 05:14:41 PM »

i bet you naruto turns into sakura and jacks off

TVC15 · « **Reply #4 on:** November 02, 2007, 05:17:38 PM »

When you fuck up the move, instead of turning into a sexy chick, he basically turns into G wearing panties.

And the little kid that he teaches shit to, he turns into an ugly woman, too.

I am kinda loving this game so far.

demi · « **Reply #5 on:** November 02, 2007, 05:19:01 PM »

You are an official Narutard, couple more animes and you'll be a Himuro

TVC15 · « **Reply #6 on:** November 02, 2007, 05:20:54 PM »

Look at demi, thinking he is all superior because he fails to understand our wonderful japanese anime.

demi · « **Reply #7 on:** November 02, 2007, 05:22:17 PM »

Take a pic of the fat man and I'll buy it today

TVC15 · « **Reply #8 on:** November 02, 2007, 05:31:28 PM »

These are little boys, demi. Pedo.

demi · « **Reply #9 on:** November 02, 2007, 05:33:08 PM »

I'm willing to put that aside, show me the fatties

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #10 on:** November 02, 2007, 05:36:44 PM »

Wha? Huh?

I thought you were getting Naruto confused with Ranma 1/2 or something...

Himu · « **Reply #11 on:** November 02, 2007, 05:38:10 PM »

tvc do you still love me even tho i like animu

zeergoth · « **Reply #12 on:** November 02, 2007, 05:42:36 PM »

So....Is Naruto your kind of guy?

TVC15 · « **Reply #13 on:** November 02, 2007, 05:47:49 PM »

Sasuke is such a FUCKING CUNT

MCD · « **Reply #14 on:** November 02, 2007, 05:48:09 PM »

“Why be a man when you can be a success?”

zeergoth · « **Reply #15 on:** November 02, 2007, 05:53:39 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on November 02, 2007, 05:47:49 PM

Sasuke is such a FUCKING CUNT

BELIEVE IT!

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #16 on:** November 02, 2007, 07:11:37 PM »

Quote from: zeergoth on November 02, 2007, 05:53:39 PM

Quote from: TVC 15 on November 02, 2007, 05:47:49 PM
Sasuke is such a FUCKING CUNT
BELIEVE IT!

zeergoth · « **Reply #17 on:** November 02, 2007, 07:14:56 PM »

Reminds me of TVC and demi.

Beezy · « **Reply #18 on:** November 02, 2007, 08:31:51 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on November 02, 2007, 05:47:49 PM

Sasuke is such a FUCKING CUNT

TVC!

Quote from: zeergoth on November 02, 2007, 07:14:56 PM

(Image removed from quote.)Reminds me of TVC and demi.

Chiyo owned yo bitch ass!

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #19 on:** November 02, 2007, 08:33:09 PM »

I translated a Narutard game.

I had to learn all the dumb characters and their shit-ass jutsuses.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #20 on:** November 02, 2007, 08:41:47 PM »

Whiteman: Nurato > Torchwood + Buffy. Believe it.

Quote from: ananus on November 02, 2007, 05:13:16 PM

he can turn into several naked chicks at one point, by combining sexy jutsu with shadow clone jutsu. that's called the harem jutsu

jutsu jutsu jutsu

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #21 on:** November 02, 2007, 09:13:32 PM »

what the

harem no jutsu is real

[youtube=425,350]afrmULmEeHs[/youtube]

MCD · « **Reply #22 on:** November 02, 2007, 09:15:40 PM »

Wait...

you thought it wasn't?

demi · « **Reply #23 on:** November 02, 2007, 09:16:15 PM »

Quote from: McDragon on November 02, 2007, 09:15:40 PM

Wait...

you thought it wasn't?

Some of us aren't NERDS

MCD · « **Reply #24 on:** November 02, 2007, 09:20:40 PM »

But i am not a nerd $:-\$

demi · « **Reply #25 on:** November 02, 2007, 09:22:07 PM »

Oh, I'm sorry

MCD · « **Reply #26 on:** November 02, 2007, 09:24:45 PM »

No need to be sorry dear

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #27 on:** November 02, 2007, 09:26:18 PM »

Gay nerds

demi · « **Reply #28 on:** November 02, 2007, 09:26:46 PM »

Quote from: McDragon on November 02, 2007, 09:24:45 PM

No need to be sorry dear

Just kidding

NERD

MCD · « **Reply #29 on:** November 02, 2007, 09:29:08 PM »

:'(

bork · « **Reply #30 on:** November 02, 2007, 09:33:28 PM »

Quote from: Synthesizer Patel on November 02, 2007, 08:33:09 PM

I translated a Narutard game.
I had to learn all the dumb characters and their shit-ass jutsuses.

:'(

My wife loves Naruto and One Piece. LOVES THEM. One Piece, I can stand...I even watch the show with her sometimes. But Naruto...man...

zeergoth · « **Reply #31 on:** November 02, 2007, 10:04:54 PM »

[youtube=425,350]Zcg2_ml_uFU[/youtube]
Sakura is my

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #32 on:** November 02, 2007, 10:06:51 PM »

Sakura is a weak bitch.

zeergoth · « **Reply #33 on:** November 02, 2007, 10:08:35 PM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on November 02, 2007, 10:06:51 PM

Sakura is a weak bitch.

Oh ya? Well show us who you think is strong then!

ferrarimanf355 · « **Reply #34 on:** November 02, 2007, 10:10:22 PM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on November 02, 2007, 10:06:51 PM

Sakura is a weak bitch.

Yeah, in the GNT series, she's basically the Dan in the lineup...

SpudBud · « **Reply #35 on:** November 02, 2007, 10:11:33 PM »

Naruto, believe it!

spoiler (click to show/hide)

Meh

[close]

MCD · « **Reply #36 on:** November 02, 2007, 10:12:34 PM »

Quote from: SpudBud on November 02, 2007, 10:11:33 PM

Naruto, believe it!

spoiler (click to show/hide)
Meh
[close]

Graphically, it's better than Halo 3.

Believe.

ferrarimanf355 · « **Reply #37 on:** November 02, 2007, 10:13:30 PM »

Quote from: McDragon on November 02, 2007, 10:12:34 PM

Quote from: SpudBud on November 02, 2007, 10:11:33 PM
Naruto, believe it!

spoiler (click to show/hide)
Meh
[close]

Graphically, it's better than Halo 3.

Believe.

... but can The Simpsons Game be on par, too?

SpudBud · « **Reply #38 on:** November 02, 2007, 10:14:34 PM »

Quote from: McDragon on November 02, 2007, 10:12:34 PM

Quote from: SpudBud on November 02, 2007, 10:11:33 PM
Naruto, believe it!

spoiler (click to show/hide)
Meh
[close]

Graphically, it's better than Halo 3.

Believe.

That's possible.

SpudBud · « **Reply #39 on:** November 02, 2007, 10:18:44 PM »

Well, I'm going to play some ultimate ninja 2. Believe it.

demi · « **Reply #40 on:** November 02, 2007, 10:35:37 PM »

The Simpsons looks great

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #41 on:** November 02, 2007, 10:47:22 PM »

Quote from: ferrarimanf355 on November 02, 2007, 10:10:22 PM

Quote from: Father_Mike on November 02, 2007, 10:06:51 PM
Sakura is a weak bitch.
Yeah, in the GNT series, she's basically the Dan in the lineup...

That what series? I don't know what you mean.

*walks away.

spoiler (click to show/hide)

I don't actually know what you mean. Does she not become a weak bitch at some point? Because right now Naruto has his fox seepage and Saska has his curse shit, but the girls got nothing but tears.

[close]

Himu · « **Reply #42 on:** November 02, 2007, 10:55:15 PM »

sakura sucks she's useless the entire series

zeergoth · « **Reply #43 on:** November 02, 2007, 11:29:59 PM »

Here's a tribute to it:
[youtube=425,350]b73JIRmVwoU[/youtube]

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #44 on:** November 02, 2007, 11:47:08 PM »

sexy no jutsu rules, don't hate

bork · « **Reply #45 on:** November 03, 2007, 01:05:41 AM »

Nothing beats Ranma 1/2. TEH ORIGINATOR

Ranma is from back when anime and manga were good.

TVC15 · « **Reply #46 on:** November 03, 2007, 01:55:17 AM »

I've only seen part of the first series of Ranma, but I liked it a lot, actually. Despite it being old, and thus having a lot of cliches (cliches that it may have originated), it still managed to be really entertaining, probably because it didn't feel as manufactured as so much animu from the past 10 years or so. I would say my enjoyment of it was similar to Slayers, which is also cliched by todays standards, but still a ton of fun.

Also, I just got my sexy jutsu to level 2, and now when I do it, there are THREE sexy Narutos, so he is doing the harem thing.

Ichirou · « **Reply #47 on:** November 03, 2007, 02:17:08 AM »

Ranma is pretty bad. After you watch about ten episodes, you've basically watched the whole series since it just repeats itself constantly after that.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #48 on:** November 03, 2007, 02:21:37 AM »

I dunno if things can be cliche from point of origin, of course its all relative, I understand

bork · « **Reply #49 on:** November 03, 2007, 02:24:54 AM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on November 03, 2007, 01:55:17 AM

I've only seen part of the first series of Ranma, but I liked it a lot, actually. Despite it being old, and thus having a lot of cliches (cliches that it may have originated), it still managed to be really entertaining, probably because it didn't feel as manufactured as so much animu from the past 10 years or so. I would say my enjoyment of it was similar to Slayers, which is also cliched by todays standards, but still a ton of fun.

Ranma is awesome, but the anime series is kind of so-so. The first season and a bit of the beginning of the second season is good, and then it diverges from the manga in quality and characters and goes all low-budget. The two movies and all the OVAs are also worth watching, but the manga is where it's at.

I used to be absolutely fucking NUTS for Ranma. I bought every single comic, calender, poster, shirt, VHS tape, etc. that Viz put out back in the early-mid nineties.

Quote from: Ichirou on November 03, 2007, 02:17:08 AM

Ranma is pretty bad. After you watch about ten episodes, you've basically watched the whole series since it just repeats itself constantly after that.

UGH, this is coming from the guy who watches fuckin' GUNDAM?!

Ranma is a huge, long series and does a pretty good job of being entertaining. Again the manga is much better, as usual. Anime adaptions tend to suck.

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #50 on:** November 03, 2007, 02:28:10 AM »

Can we please talk about anime in the other forum?

bork · « **Reply #51 on:** November 03, 2007, 02:31:04 AM »

Quote from: Smooth Groove on November 03, 2007, 02:28:10 AM

Can we please talk about anime in the other forum?

anime talk > Naruto game

please go moderate on g-- oh, wait.

So much random pwnage this week. Awesome.

Actually this thread is pretty much non-gaming related, isn't it? TVC, hope you don't mind me moving it to the real talk forum.

Ichirou · « **Reply #52 on:** November 03, 2007, 02:33:48 AM »

Quote from: lyte edge on November 03, 2007, 02:24:54 AM

UGH, this is coming from the guy who watches fuckin' GUNDAM?!

Ranma is a huge, long series and does a pretty good job of being entertaining. Again the manga is much better, as usual. Anime adaptions tend to suck.

I can see I touched a nerve, so I'll drop it.

Comparing Gundam to Ranma is absolutely ridiculous, though - they're completely different types of shows.

bork · « **Reply #53 on:** November 03, 2007, 02:35:10 AM »

Quote from: Ichirou on November 03, 2007, 02:33:48 AM

Quote from: lyte edge on November 03, 2007, 02:24:54 AM
UGH, this is coming from the guy who watches fuckin' GUNDAM?!

Ranma is a huge, long series and does a pretty good job of being entertaining. Again the manga is much better, as usual. Anime adaptions tend to suck.

I can see I touched a nerve, so I'll drop it.

Comparing Gundam to Ranma is absolutely ridiculous, though - they're completely different types of shows.

Certainly NOT in terms of cliche and repeating shit.

But Ranma was pretty original. Takahashi created a lot of unique and wacky characters in her earlier comics.

Ichirou · « **Reply #54 on:** November 03, 2007, 02:37:19 AM »

Does Gundam have cliches and repeating shit? Sure, but each series takes place in a wholly different universe and draws on common elements from the original UC stories.

I'm not denying that Ranma may have been original for its time - I just think it's really, really bad.

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #55 on:** November 03, 2007, 02:38:09 AM »

Wow, my indirect modding is pretty effective.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #56 on:** November 03, 2007, 02:38:53 AM »

Lets talk about Naruto the GAME for 360

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #57 on:** November 03, 2007, 02:39:38 AM »

Quote from: Ichirou on November 03, 2007, 02:37:19 AM

Does Gundam have cliches and repeating shit? Sure, but each series takes place in a wholly different universe and draws on common elements from the original UC stories.

I'm not denying that Ranma may have been original for its time - I just think it's really, really bad.

GUY WHO DOESNT LIKE RANMA vs GUY WHO DOESNT LIKE GUNDAM! FIGHT!

Who cares, Slayers > Both anyway yuk yuk

TVC15 · « **Reply #58 on:** November 03, 2007, 02:40:47 AM »

To lyte's credit, I already did make one Naruto thread, and I can understand that he might feel a bit embarassed about not being the biggest Naruto superfan on the forum.

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #59 on:** November 03, 2007, 02:40:56 AM »

Lyte Edge wins the tiebreaker since he's married to a Japanese.

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Author Topic: Japanese Perversion Age: Naruto can turn into a chick? (Read 7371 times)