Author Topic: How could Naruto eat so much ramen and still be an awesome ninja? (Read 8389 times)

TVC15 · « **on:** November 03, 2007, 03:36:41 AM »

I mean, forget about pulling off sexy jutsu; if I ate as much ramen as my hero, Naruto Uzumaki, there would be a constant river of liquid sewage flowing out of my ass. And it wouldn't smell that nice, either. But how does Naruto not only consume herculean amounts of ramen, but consistently woop ass and turn into a sexy woman (sometimes multiple sexy women)? It is a mystery.

Mupepe · « **Reply #1 on:** November 03, 2007, 03:44:26 AM »

uhhh... maybe you didn't notice, but the ramen GIVES him the strength to kick ass and the power to be sexy.

see the animu Hand Maid May for reference. the chick in there consumes massive amounts of ramen and i've soiled her mouth with my baby batter at least 3 times.

TVC15 · « **Reply #2 on:** November 03, 2007, 03:45:30 AM »

When I used to live off ramen in college, I'm pretty sure it gave me dysentery and made me lethargic and especially vomitus.

demi · « **Reply #3 on:** November 03, 2007, 03:46:37 AM »

I've had times when I ate nothing but Ramen, I have no good cooking methods for Ramen... I kinda just dab some hot sauce in for flavor. I pitch the flavoring packet in the trash.

Mupepe · « **Reply #4 on:** November 03, 2007, 03:48:15 AM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on November 03, 2007, 03:45:30 AM

When I used to live off ramen in college, I'm pretty sure it gave me dysentery and made me lethargic and especially vomitus.

everything makes you vomit.

TVC15 · « **Reply #5 on:** November 03, 2007, 03:49:27 AM »

Quote from: Mupepe on November 03, 2007, 03:48:15 AM

Quote from: TVC 15 on November 03, 2007, 03:45:30 AM
When I used to live off ramen in college, I'm pretty sure it gave me dysentery and made me lethargic and especially vomitus.
everything makes you vomit.

It would be especially bad with ramen, probably because of the terrible terrible shit in those flavor packets. Made me feel so bloated almost makes me feel pukey just thinking about it

Mupepe · « **Reply #6 on:** November 03, 2007, 03:50:07 AM »

For some reason, I don't think Naruto is eating Maruchan Beef and Shrimp flavored carb and sodium noodles.

Mupepe · « **Reply #7 on:** November 03, 2007, 03:50:51 AM »

Also, draining a lot of the water and mixing beef and chicken is fucking awesome. it makes me cum in my own mouth.

Himu · « **Reply #8 on:** November 03, 2007, 03:51:20 AM »

tvc really likes naruto

Ichirou · « **Reply #9 on:** November 03, 2007, 03:53:17 AM »

Real ramen may not taste like that instant shit TVC and demi are talking about, but it's still one of the most unhealthy foods in the world.

TVC15 · « **Reply #10 on:** November 03, 2007, 03:55:37 AM »

Quote from: Mupepe on November 03, 2007, 03:50:51 AM

Also, draining a lot of the water and mixing beef and chicken is fucking awesome. it makes me cum in my own mouth.

You can't mix chicken and beef! That's like crossing the streams!

Mupepe · « **Reply #11 on:** November 03, 2007, 03:57:19 AM »

Quote from: Ichirou on November 03, 2007, 03:53:17 AM

Real ramen may not taste like that instant shit TVC and demi are talking about, but it's still one of the most unhealthy foods in the world.

if by unhealthy, you mean deliciously sex cum fuck face in my mouth shit bag ass cock, then yes. yes it is unhealthy.

Quote from: TVC 15 on November 03, 2007, 03:55:37 AM

Quote from: Mupepe on November 03, 2007, 03:50:51 AM
Also, draining a lot of the water and mixing beef and chicken is fucking awesome. it makes me cum in my own mouth.

You can't mix chicken and beef! That's like crossing the streams!

come over. i'll make it for you. we'll put some hot dog pieces in there like we're 4 too

bork · « **Reply #12 on:** November 03, 2007, 03:58:02 AM »

Oh my spiritual deity of your choosing...TVC...are...are you becoming a NARUTARD?!

THAT GAME IS EVIL! EVIL!

Himu · « **Reply #13 on:** November 03, 2007, 03:58:38 AM »

i want real ramen

Mupepe · « **Reply #14 on:** November 03, 2007, 03:58:49 AM »

i'll say it... i like the naruto manga (own volumes 1-10) and i liked what i saw of the show.

Mupepe · « **Reply #15 on:** November 03, 2007, 03:59:03 AM »

Quote from: Himuro on November 03, 2007, 03:58:38 AM

i want real men

fixed

Oblivion · « **Reply #16 on:** November 03, 2007, 04:02:52 AM »

Ramen is fuck awesome, TVC!

TVC15 · « **Reply #17 on:** November 03, 2007, 04:06:10 AM »

Quote from: lyte edge on November 03, 2007, 03:58:02 AM

Oh my spiritual deity of your choosing...TVC...are...are you becoming a NARUTARD?!

THAT GAME IS EVIL! EVIL!

Does THIS answer your question?

Now someone give me m0rphx's phone number, I wanna talk some Bleach.

bork · « **Reply #18 on:** November 03, 2007, 04:06:39 AM »

Himu · « **Reply #19 on:** November 03, 2007, 04:13:35 AM »

why oh why couldn't they make a one piece game in this vein

TVC15 · « **Reply #20 on:** November 03, 2007, 04:14:17 AM »

One Piece is for gays

bork · « **Reply #21 on:** November 03, 2007, 04:26:52 AM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on November 03, 2007, 04:14:17 AM

One Piece is for gays

Movie #7's plot summed up:

I typed in "One Piece Movie 7" and these were all on the first page of the google results.

TVC15 · « **Reply #22 on:** November 03, 2007, 04:32:42 AM »

They all have dicks.

Oblivion · « **Reply #23 on:** November 03, 2007, 04:34:53 AM »

When did the chicks tits from One Piece get so big? o_0

P.S. post more animu titty pics pls.

Mupepe · « **Reply #24 on:** November 03, 2007, 04:36:00 AM »

Quote from: Oblivion on November 03, 2007, 04:34:53 AM

When did the chicks tits from One Piece get so big? o_0

P.S. post more animu titty pics pls.

TVC15 · « **Reply #25 on:** November 03, 2007, 04:37:18 AM »

Mupepe · « **Reply #26 on:** November 03, 2007, 04:38:29 AM »

Oblivion · « **Reply #27 on:** November 03, 2007, 04:38:40 AM »

I meant ACTUAL animu women. :x

Mupepe · « **Reply #28 on:** November 03, 2007, 04:39:20 AM »

sasuke makes a fine female. mm mm

The Sceneman · « **Reply #29 on:** November 03, 2007, 04:41:20 AM »

Anyone seen Tampopo? Fucking hilarious movie about making the perfect bowl of ramen. Its a pity ramen tastes like shit

Oblivion · « **Reply #30 on:** November 03, 2007, 04:42:03 AM »

Quote from: Mupepe on November 03, 2007, 04:39:20 AM

sasuke makes a fine female. mm mm

Needs more Tsunade.

Mupepe · « **Reply #31 on:** November 03, 2007, 04:46:53 AM »

Quote from: Scenester on November 03, 2007, 04:41:20 AM

Anyone seen Tampopo? Fucking hilarious movie about making the perfect bowl of ramen. Its a pity ramen tastes like shit

oh scenester :'(

Quote from: Oblivion on November 03, 2007, 04:42:03 AM

Quote from: Mupepe on November 03, 2007, 04:39:20 AM
sasuke makes a fine female. mm mm

Needs more Tsunade.

with a side of Naruto?

Synbios459 · « **Reply #32 on:** November 03, 2007, 04:47:23 AM »

Quote from: Oblivion on November 03, 2007, 04:34:53 AM

When did the chicks tits from One Piece get so big? o_0

P.S. post more animu titty pics pls.

Ok

Oblivion · « **Reply #33 on:** November 03, 2007, 04:50:33 AM »

Quote from: Mupepe on November 03, 2007, 04:46:53 AM

Quote from: Scenester on November 03, 2007, 04:41:20 AM
Anyone seen Tampopo? Fucking hilarious movie about making the perfect bowl of ramen. Its a pity ramen tastes like shit
with a side of Naruto?

More like with a side of YOU. If you catch my drift.

Mupepe · « **Reply #34 on:** November 03, 2007, 05:02:05 AM »

Quote from: Oblivion on November 03, 2007, 04:50:33 AM

Quote from: Mupepe on November 03, 2007, 04:46:53 AM
Quote from: Scenester on November 03, 2007, 04:41:20 AM
Anyone seen Tampopo? Fucking hilarious movie about making the perfect bowl of ramen. Its a pity ramen tastes like shit
with a side of Naruto?

More like with a side of YOU. If you catch my drift.

i'm an entree. i fill you up.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #35 on:** November 03, 2007, 05:07:41 AM »

Ramen+mixed veggies+scrambled eggs=yum

Throw all that into a bowl and then LIGHTLY sprinkle some of the flavor pack on. The eggs will soak up the flavor, so you don't need to kill yourself by using the entire package of sodium rape-itis

brawndolicious · « **Reply #36 on:** November 03, 2007, 05:13:18 AM »

I hate those szechuan gourmet ramens that have a powder packet and a oil packet and tell you to crack an egg into it, they taste like burnt asshole.

I'm all right with top ramen. There's this one brand of ramen called Kimchi Noodles (this is an instant noodle I'm talking about) that are a little spicy and they're fucking awesome.

oh, but I see you all have your noodles stuck in pictures of cartoon women now.

bork · « **Reply #37 on:** November 03, 2007, 03:18:26 PM »

Quote from: Oblivion on November 03, 2007, 04:34:53 AM

When did the chicks tits from One Piece get so big? o_0

P.S. post more animu titty pics pls.

It's just this movie. The animators must have been bored or something, but Nami and Robin are both massively well-endowed. It's absurd, especially since this is a movie for kids.

Himu · « **Reply #38 on:** November 03, 2007, 04:07:25 PM »

lmao one piece

SpudBud · « **Reply #39 on:** November 03, 2007, 04:35:23 PM »

<3 Big tittys

Vizzys · « **Reply #40 on:** November 03, 2007, 06:15:16 PM »

I believe someone is this thread mentioned the superior show bleach and would like to discuss the latest arc

lam available for such nerdy conversations at any time.

Junpei the Tracer! · « **Reply #41 on:** November 03, 2007, 06:18:27 PM »

Quote from: Viz on November 03, 2007, 06:15:16 PM

I believe someone is this thread mentioned the superior show bleach and would like to discuss the latest arc

lam available for such nerdy conversations at any time.

Why did Nell transform in to a Centaur?

Vizzys · « **Reply #42 on:** November 03, 2007, 06:21:19 PM »

I dont believe she did

I think the better question is why the fuck zaraki kenpachi came out of fucking nowhere

holy fuck

+1

TVC15 · « **Reply #43 on:** November 03, 2007, 06:33:00 PM »

What the fuck is this homosexuality?

Vizzys · « **Reply #44 on:** November 03, 2007, 06:35:45 PM »

I dunno

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #45 on:** November 03, 2007, 06:43:53 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on November 03, 2007, 06:33:00 PM

What the fuck is this homosexuality?

Viz's loli rape anime. Real mean watch Naruto.

Whiteman, will you watch the show?

Vizzys · « **Reply #46 on:** November 03, 2007, 06:46:25 PM »

bleach has no loli's

Junpei the Tracer! · « **Reply #47 on:** November 03, 2007, 06:51:06 PM »

Quote from: Viz on November 03, 2007, 06:46:25 PM

bleach has no loli's

What about Yuzu and Karin?

Vizzys · « **Reply #48 on:** November 03, 2007, 06:52:43 PM »

BlackMage · « **Reply #49 on:** November 03, 2007, 06:53:04 PM »

Vizzys · « **Reply #50 on:** November 03, 2007, 06:53:47 PM »

Quote from: BlackMage on November 03, 2007, 06:53:04 PM

avert your eyes

brawndolicious · « **Reply #51 on:** November 03, 2007, 08:29:07 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on November 03, 2007, 06:33:00 PM

What the fuck is this homosexuality?

totally agree.

ferrarimanf355 · « **Reply #52 on:** November 03, 2007, 10:22:13 PM »

Ramen = Naruto as Spiniach = Popeye.

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Author Topic: How could Naruto eat so much ramen and still be an awesome ninja? (Read 8389 times)