I applied for Borders once because someone told me they give part time employees full benefits from Day 1 (good deal). You can only apply online, and they make you take this ridiculous 60-page test that is a fairly extensive psychological/personality profile (yes, this is for a part-time position either shelving books or making coffee).
Even though the local store had "Now Hiring" signs, apparently I was deemed too unstable to to run a register or an espresso machine. Never got a call from them or anything.
So congratulations
Nice, bookstore jobs rock i bet. I think aside from staples again, a bookstore is the only other place id go. I mean MAYBE starbucks but I hate working food
Fortunately Starbucks does not have any profiling system to weed out malcontents like myself, so I work there part-time for the insurance while I'm back in school. Great job -- I'd have no problem working there for years, if only the pay weren't next-to-nothing. Basic tasks are easy, customers generally very respectful, and co-workers are all nice and enthusiastic. I've never worked retail, but I'd have to imagine this kicks the shit out of it (at least in terms of quality, probably not in terms of compensation).
Of course, they haven't had us start slinging those sandwiches that are starting to roll out in major market Starbucks stores. I imagine that might make things start to suck a good deal more.