BlueTsunami...Cybersleuth? :o

[BlueTsunami]

Will it be like Blade Runner? Do I hunt people like G or Junpei down and retire them? 

[Ichirou]

This is your destiny, Jeremy "BlueTsunami" Deckard.

[Van Cruncheon]

bt, you and me need to form a cyberdetective office and bring dark, drunken vengeance to the alleys of the internet. i'll be like mike hammer and you can be like charlie bronson, and every other episode we can bring in himumu as our sassy black comic relief

[MrAngryFace]

He isn't applying to replace the paperclip in Word.

[Ichirou]

bt, you and me need to form a cyberdetective office and bring dark, drunken vengeance to the alleys of the internet. i'll be like Vic Mackey and you can be like Shane Vendrell, and every other episode we can bring in himumu as our sassy black comic relief

FIXED

[Van Cruncheon]

EVEN BETTER

[MrAngryFace]

Yeah yeah

[Van Cruncheon]

tonight's episode of encyclopedia rico: the case of the missing burger king whopper

[Junpei the Tracer!]

If you're such a sleuth,find out what my true gender is....

Edit:wtf orange!?

[Ichirou]

tonight's episode of encyclopedia rico: the case of the missing burger king whopper

I have a pretty good idea who's responsible for that.

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[Van Cruncheon]

wow, quick thinking, junior detective ichirou!

next up on encyclopedia rico: the case of the nonviable republican candidate!

[BlueTsunami]

The correct spelling is migraine, Cybersleuth.

;_; MY MIGRAINE IS KILLING MY ABILITY TO SPELL

And i'm going to accept this venture Drinky. Time to buy a cool hat

[Ichirou]

wow, quick thinking, junior detective ichirou!

next up on encyclopedia rico: the case of the nonviable republican candidate!

Just a guess, but...

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Make the mysteries harder, plz.  I love detective work.  I want to harass illegal immigrants and violate their civil rights and dragging them into the big house and questioning them with a telephone book and a straight razor.

[Van Cruncheon]

puerto ricans make great cybersleuths!

how about: encyclopedia rico and the case of the flapping flippers

[BlueTsunami]

FoC will be like the King Pin in our operations to route Organized Ron Paul Ball Washing from the internet

[Ichirou]

puerto ricans make great cybersleuths!

how about: encyclopedia rico and the case of the flapping flippers

Conflicting sources...the suspects are:

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and (possibly nsfw because it might make you puke on your keyboard if you've just eaten):

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