Time for another round of "What's worse?"

[Human Snorenado]

VOTE OR DIE, DISTINGUISHED BLACK FELLOWS!   

[etiolate]

Which would make a better Doctor Who episode?

[FlameOfCallandor]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Libertarianism

Libertarianism is a political philosophy that upholds the principle of individual liberty.
The central tenet of libertarianism is the principle of self-ownership. To libertarians, an individual human being is sovereign over his/her body, extending to life, liberty and property. As such, libertarians define liberty as being completely free in action, whilst not initiating force or fraud against the life, liberty or property of another human being. Or as Thomas Jefferson stated, "Rightful liberty is unobstructed action according to our will within limits drawn around us by the equal rights of others." This is otherwise known as the non-aggression principle.

Many libertarians view life, liberty, and property as the ultimate rights possessed by individuals, and that compromising one necessarily endangers the rest. In democracies, they consider compromise of these individual rights by political action to be tyranny of the majority, a term first coined by Alexis de Tocqueville, and made famous by John Stuart Mill, which emphasizes the threat of the majority to impose majority norms on minorities, and violating their rights in the process. "...There needs protection also against the tyranny of the prevailing opinion and feeling, against the tendency of society to impose, by other means than civil penalties, its own ideas and practices as rules of conduct on those who dissent from them..."

Libertarians strongly oppose infringement of civil liberties such as restrictions on free expression (e.g., speech, press, or religious practice), prohibitions on voluntary association, or encroachments on persons or property. Some make an exception when the infringement is a result of due process to establish or punish criminal behavior. As such, libertarians oppose any type of censorship (i.e., claims of offensive speech), or pre-trial forfeiture of property (as is commonly seen in drug crime proceedings). Furthermore, most libertarians reject the distinction between political and commercial speech or association, a legal distinction often used to protect one type of activity and not the other from government intervention.

Gee-Golly that sounds terrible.

[Howard Alan Treesong]

did it ever occur to you that it's not 1825

[Synbios459]

I don't understand why you guys always make fun of me for something I can't help :'(

[FlameOfCallandor]

did it ever occur to you that it's not 1825

Yea we dont put people with flippers into special institutions.

[BlueTsunami]

Flipper people can play PSPs with their feet, so their ability to adapt to harsh scenarios should not be overlooked. Ron Paul and the Libertarians movement hes supposedly causing are being directly compared to the "Snakes on a Plane" internet phenomena...thats all that needs to be said about that.

[etiolate]

flippers on a plane?

snybios shooting out of a toilet and biting some girl's breasts?

hrmmmmm.... blockbustaaaaah?

[BlueTsunami]

Thats if he can get those pesky Airplane bathroom door latches to work

[Junpei the Tracer!]

flipper people lol

[Howard Alan Treesong]

Ron Paul on a plane*

*not Air Force One lol

[Bloodwake]

God, choices.

[TVC15]

Synbios.  Most political ideologies sound good on paper.  They're just stupid in reality.  Synbios is stupid in both.

[Synbios459]

Synbios.  Most political ideologies sound good on paper.  They're just stupid in reality.  Synbios is stupid in both.

Coming from the person who is more genetic underclass than me.

[Candyflip]

Synbios.  Most political ideologies sound good on paper.  They're just stupid in reality.  Synbios is stupid in both.

Coming from the person who is more genetic underclass than me.

I don't even know what the hell this is supposed to mean.

[TVC15]

Synbios.  Most political ideologies sound good on paper.  They're just stupid in reality.  Synbios is stupid in both.

Coming from the person who is more genetic underclass than me.

If I wrote this sentence, it would have made sense.  Who's in the genetic underclass now?

[Synbios459]

Synbios.  Most political ideologies sound good on paper.  They're just stupid in reality.  Synbios is stupid in both.

Coming from the person who is more genetic underclass than me.

I don't even know what the hell this is supposed to mean.

Well, TVC is gay right? Meaning he won't procreate, meaning he's not helping future generations.

[demi]

Synbios.  Most political ideologies sound good on paper.  They're just stupid in reality.  Synbios is stupid in both.

Coming from the person who is more genetic underclass than me.

I don't even know what the hell this is supposed to mean.

Well, TVC is gay right? Meaning he won't procreate, meaning he's not helping future generations.

HAHAHAHAHAHA

[Phoenix Dark]

Synbios.  Most political ideologies sound good on paper.  They're just stupid in reality.  Synbios is stupid in both.

Coming from the person who is more genetic underclass than me.

I don't even know what the hell this is supposed to mean.

Well, TVC is gay right? Meaning he won't procreate, meaning he's not helping future generations.

MADNESS

[TVC15]

Synbios.  Most political ideologies sound good on paper.  They're just stupid in reality.  Synbios is stupid in both.

Coming from the person who is more genetic underclass than me.

I don't even know what the hell this is supposed to mean.

Well, TVC is gay right? Meaning he won't procreate, meaning he's not helping future generations.

I've had sex with girls, which means I stand a better chance of procreating than you!

[Howard Alan Treesong]

I'm gonna get TVC laid just to prove a point

EDIT: I see he beat me to the punch--the pink punch, that is!

[demi]

I'm gonna get TVC laid just to prove a point

8==D ((

[Human Snorenado]

Synbios.  Most political ideologies sound good on paper.  They're just stupid in reality.  Synbios is stupid in both.

Coming from the person who is more genetic underclass than me.

I don't even know what the hell this is supposed to mean.

Well, TVC is gay right? Meaning he won't procreate, meaning he's not helping future generations.

Yeah... I'm gonna say he's got a better chance of procreating than you.  Your best shot would be asexual budding or something.

[TVC15]

With the magic of alcohol, anything is possible in the future, too.

[Phoenix Dark]

not when you have a fetus penis

[Smooth Groove]

Synbios.  Most political ideologies sound good on paper.  They're just stupid in reality.  Synbios is stupid in both.

Coming from the person who is more genetic underclass than me.

I don't even know what the hell this is supposed to mean.

Well, TVC is gay right? Meaning he won't procreate, meaning he's not helping future generations.

Yeah... I'm gonna say he's got a better chance of procreating than you.  Your best shot would be asexual budding or something.

Or cloning.  Imagine an army of Synbioses descending on unsuspecting female forum members.

[Synbios459]

Synbios.  Most political ideologies sound good on paper.  They're just stupid in reality.  Synbios is stupid in both.

Coming from the person who is more genetic underclass than me.

I don't even know what the hell this is supposed to mean.

Well, TVC is gay right? Meaning he won't procreate, meaning he's not helping future generations.

I've had sex with girls, which means I stand a better chance of procreating than you!

TVC is BI

[Phoenix Dark]

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http://www.perfectduluthday.com/elleand%20flipper.jpg

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[Synbios459]

One of these days I'll get a hot chick and post pics and all you'll have to say is 

[Fragamemnon]

I voted libertarian-my social democrat leanings demand as such-but man that shit about "genetic underclass" is truly  awful, I wish I could change it back to flipper people.

[Human Snorenado]

One of these days I'll get a hot chick and post pics and all you'll have to say is how much did that shit cost you

Fixed for extreme truthiness, broseph.

[TVC15]

If flipper people aren't the genetic underclass, how come I can beat them at tennis nearly half the time?

[Synbios459]

If flipper people aren't the genetic underclass, how come I can beat them at tennis nearly half the time?

We can beat you at getting laid, I'm not the only one.

[Van Cruncheon]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Libertarianism

Libertarianism is a political philosophy that upholds the principle of individual liberty.
The central tenet of libertarianism is the principle of self-ownership. To libertarians, an individual human being is sovereign over his/her body, extending to life, liberty and property. As such, libertarians define liberty as being completely free in action, whilst not initiating force or fraud against the life, liberty or property of another human being. Or as Thomas Jefferson stated, "Rightful liberty is unobstructed action according to our will within limits drawn around us by the equal rights of others." This is otherwise known as the non-aggression principle.

Many libertarians view life, liberty, and property as the ultimate rights possessed by individuals, and that compromising one necessarily endangers the rest. In democracies, they consider compromise of these individual rights by political action to be tyranny of the majority, a term first coined by Alexis de Tocqueville, and made famous by John Stuart Mill, which emphasizes the threat of the majority to impose majority norms on minorities, and violating their rights in the process. "...There needs protection also against the tyranny of the prevailing opinion and feeling, against the tendency of society to impose, by other means than civil penalties, its own ideas and practices as rules of conduct on those who dissent from them..."

Libertarians strongly oppose infringement of civil liberties such as restrictions on free expression (e.g., speech, press, or religious practice), prohibitions on voluntary association, or encroachments on persons or property. Some make an exception when the infringement is a result of due process to establish or punish criminal behavior. As such, libertarians oppose any type of censorship (i.e., claims of offensive speech), or pre-trial forfeiture of property (as is commonly seen in drug crime proceedings). Furthermore, most libertarians reject the distinction between political and commercial speech or association, a legal distinction often used to protect one type of activity and not the other from government intervention.

Gee-Golly that sounds terrible.

And Nazi fascism is all about state pride, national socialism, and parades!

[FlameOfCallandor]

And Nazi fascism is all about state pride, national socialism, and parades!

Ok... 

[Van Cruncheon]

oh god, do i hafta explain the joke to you

fuckin' libertarians

see, ANY political ideology looks good on paper

it's the dipshits that IMPLEMENT it what ruin it for all of us

now you've gone and spoiled the fun

this is why libertarians never got invited to parties in high school

[Phoenix Dark]

And Nazi fascism is all about state pride, national socialism, and parades!

Don't forget public reading and barbecues!

[Flannel Boy]

And Nazi fascism is all about state pride, national socialism, and parades!

Don't forget public reading and barbequing Jews!

.

[Human Snorenado]

And Nazi fascism is all about state pride, national socialism, and parades!

Don't forget public reading and barbequing Jews!

.

Is it our fault they're so good with hollandaise sauce?  I ask you.

[Phoenix Dark]

And Nazi fascism is all about state pride, national socialism, and parades!

Don't forget public reading and barbequing Jews!

.

It's called being subtle, something you know nothing of with your fancy clothes and high roller attitude. Oh wait I'm talking to Malek

[Human Snorenado]

And Nazi fascism is all about state pride, national socialism, and parades!

Don't forget public reading and barbequing Jews!

.

It's called being subtle, something you know nothing of with your fancy clothes and high roller attitude. Oh wait I'm talking to Malek

lol malek isn't even very good at being jewish

[etiolate]

If flipper people aren't the genetic underclass, how come I can beat them at tennis nearly half the time?

It is because you're battling them on land! It's totally like bear vs shark.