I have a crush on a Japanese girl. Scenester am homojapual confirmed :(

[The Sceneman]

This is getting bad. Next thing you know Im going to start watching anime  :'(

Anyways I work with her and she's pretty cute. Im thinking about spouting some japanese at her to 'impress' her. Her name is Chieko Takeda, should I call her Takeda-san? Since some of you guys live in Japan I figure you could give me hot girl advice 

[FlameOfCallandor]

Chieko Takeda, should I call her Takeda-san?

No, dear god no.

Maybe, MAYBE if you are both drunk you may call her Takeda-kun.

[drozmight]

Call her baby. Girls love that.

[Vizzys]

yes I agree...with FOC


*head explodes*

[The Sceneman]

[Polari]

You should follow her home one day and chop her up into bite-sized pieces.

[Trent Dole]

You should rape her. I hear that's like saying hello in Japan. 

[Van Cruncheon]

make out with another guy in front of her, and then tell her how much you're into eerie queerie. that should do the trick

[Vizzys]

You should rape her. I hear that's like saying hello in Japan. 

If she screams IIE, it means she wants it hard.

[pitohui]

フータ

[Beezy]

roofies in her ramen

[Smooth Groove]

Just whip out your 4 inch pecker.  It'll look humongous to her. 

[The Sceneman]

フータ

 

[bagofeyes]

cigarillo

[The Sceneman]

lol, owned