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MrAngryFace

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Fall Canceled!
« on: November 07, 2007, 06:31:48 PM »
http://www.theonion.com/content/news/fall_canceled_after_3_billion

Fall Canceled After 3 Billion Seasons

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WASHINGTON, DC—Fall, the long- running series of shorter days and cooler nights, was canceled earlier this week after nearly 3 billion seasons on Earth, sources reported Tuesday.

The classic period of the year, which once occupied a coveted slot between summer and winter, will be replaced by new, stifling humidity levels, near- constant sunshine, and almost no precipitation for months.

"As much as we'd like to see it stay, fall will not be returning for another season," National Weather Service president John Hayes announced during a muggy press conference Nov. 6. "Fall had a great run, but sadly, times have changed."

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Himu

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Re: Fall Canceled!
« Reply #1 on: November 07, 2007, 06:51:00 PM »
fall is my favorite season
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Flannel Boy

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Re: Fall Canceled!
« Reply #2 on: November 07, 2007, 06:51:42 PM »
fall is my favorite season


It's all about Spring.

MrAngryFace

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Re: Fall Canceled!
« Reply #3 on: November 07, 2007, 06:53:33 PM »
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On the other hand, fall gives me a reason to waste my life on WOW and wear more clothes to disguise my fat.

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Himu

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Re: Fall Canceled!
« Reply #4 on: November 07, 2007, 06:57:51 PM »
Oh, how I wish it were true.

On the other hand, fall gives me a reason to waste my life on WOW and wear more clothes to disguise my fat.

Well you can hide your fat with winter clothes
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Flannel Boy

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Re: Fall Canceled!
« Reply #5 on: November 07, 2007, 06:59:13 PM »
Winter makes me fat. I can't run outside when it's cold. I gain like 20 pounds every winter.

MrAngryFace

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Re: Fall Canceled!
« Reply #6 on: November 07, 2007, 06:59:55 PM »
I've gained 2-3 lbs lately, SIGH, been trying to get them offa me
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