So, after reading the news that 24 was canceled last night, I decided to get really, really, really drunk.
This did occur.
Evidently I made out with a girl I barely knew (attractive though) that the man who was supplying alcohol had feelings for. Whoops. I got a mafia style "don't hurt her or I'll fuck your kneecaps over" lecture today. Since obviously there's that other girl who I am picking up from the airport next week, I'm definitely going to cut off all ties with this girl and hope that flies with this guy.
If not, and since I've seen him actually take out kneecaps before, mixed together with the fact I'm a pacifist and live a nonviolent lifestyle, guess I'm going to have to get me a wheelchair.
WHOOPS LOLZ.